James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,811 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,851
The truthers spend way too much time making repetitive memes and a-logging, but sometimes they strike gold. If you want any more proof that James definitely doesn't even watch films (much passion!) anymore, here you go.
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Makes you wish for that Christmas Carol video where old James hobbles around playing Super Monkey Ball before keeling over due to heart failure eh?
LOL he thought he would have hair then. makes me wonder if he will go NC and keeping his cap on and hairplugs as the nerd.

:.. Not that i think he will keep up for more than max a year. If he don't out right quits after ep. 200
 
>lowest effort
So if I'm reading you right, this means these people are the remedial students in school now making you tube videos for cash. James was in special ed for like seven years, right? (I forget.)
Also good explanation.
No, James still has not bothered to follow any best practices involving monetization. I had several posts detailing how he couldn't be bothered to earn millions of dollars for single digit hours of effort. This is the first post of I think 4. They're all on the same page.

If you want to see the brilliant implementation of every single "best practice," watch any video by Mr. Beast. I've been impressed by the work Jimmy put in, the production company he's built, and how he's handled success. That's not to say that I don't think his content is shit, because it is.
 
No, James still has not bothered to follow any best practices involving monetization. I had several posts detailing how he couldn't be bothered to earn millions of dollars for single digit hours of effort. This is the first post of I think 4. They're all on the same page.

If you want to see the brilliant implementation of every single "best practice," watch any video by Mr. Beast. I've been impressed by the work Jimmy put in, the production company he's built, and how he's handled success. That's not to say that I don't think his content is shit, because it is.
This guy? Is this guy really giving away enormous amounts of stuff? I feel like... I have seen things I shouldn't.
Also thanks again for the insight. I only started paying attention to james via KF because /tv/ keeps making fun of him.
 
The truthers spend way too much time making repetitive memes and a-logging, but sometimes they strike gold. If you want any more proof that James definitely doesn't even watch films (much passion!) anymore, here you go.
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lol pretty sure that character's name is closer to "reagan-say."

Maybe the OP only saw some shitty early-'90s dub.
 
The truthers spend way too much time making repetitive memes and a-logging, but sometimes they strike gold. If you want any more proof that James definitely doesn't even watch films (much passion!) anymore, here you go.
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You can't blame him for not knowing the pronunciation of those backwards-ass animu names, he has to watch his films with no sound and subtitles only because MUH KIDZ

Tho tbf as @Least Concern mentioned, "Reagan-say" is actually closer to the Jap pronunciation, so not watching the film actually paid off in a way I guess?
 
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This guy? Is this guy really giving away enormous amounts of stuff? I feel like... I have seen things I shouldn't.
Also thanks again for the insight. I only started paying attention to james via KF because /tv/ keeps making fun of him.
In addition to giving the money away, he also covers the taxes. I'd be shocked if he was making less than $1-2 million a video.

YouTube ads will pay $2-$10 per 1,000 views. VPN ad reads will be around $20-$30 per 1,000.
With a RPM of $25: (Revenue per Mille)
Non-AVGN video getting 100k views: $2,500
AVGN video getting 1M views: $25,000

The thought process appears to be to shovel out more shit to try to make more money. People don't seem to be responding well to that.

A better option would be to improve the quality in order to get more views. Unfortunately, James just doesn't have the time.
 
In addition to giving the money away, he also covers the taxes. I'd be shocked if he was making less than $1-2 million a video.

YouTube ads will pay $2-$10 per 1,000 views. VPN ad reads will be around $20-$30 per 1,000.
With a RPM of $25: (Revenue per Mille)
Non-AVGN video getting 100k views: $2,500
AVGN video getting 1M views: $25,000

The thought process appears to be to shovel out more shit to try to make more money. People don't seem to be responding well to that.

A better option would be to improve the quality in order to get more views. Unfortunately, James just doesn't have the time.
I saw the view counts on Mr. Beast. He must be insanely well off. Also he's smarter than Oprah with the tax thing. I'm a little taken aback this exists.
Maybe james would have more time if he wasn't always shuttling around april's bull to costco and his court appearances and such. I miss old james.
EDIT: - Can I go five minutes without a damn typo?
 
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In the latest podcast episode they claimed they killed it at the Rex Viper show.
Man, he looks just like a ment‎ally reta‎rded child having the time of his life there.

Overly emotive faces and bright colors appeal to children and teens. They now make up the largest demographic on YouTube.
Sure, but that'd only make sense if kids and teenagers wanted to watch a table full of middle aged men going through a midlife crisis where they sing songs about 40 year old video games. I think Cinemassacre's the only channel I'm subscribed to where I consistently see soyfaces in every thumbnail. Hell, I unsubscribed from LinusTechTips because I was sick of seeing Linus's face screaming at me every morning.

Speaking of thumbnails, Talk About Games has original artwork for each episode, with no soyfaces to be found:

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It's like the anti-Cinemassacre Podcast, every single episode so far has been great.
 
James have to be really thankful that Cinemassacretruth are not really spiteful fans of the assholish variety.

They could easily go to the sponsors and let them know of the plagiarism thing and make them pull out. James would lose sponsor money cause of that.
Do the sposors really care tho? It seems like everyone and their moms could be sponsored by Raid/Nord/Dollar Shave Club etc.
 
Here ya go boys, your weekly suffering starring the one and only Rex Viper
Just seeing Rex Viper on the video title is enough to give me a brain aneurysm. But I'm not sure whats more pathetic anymore. James midlife crisis, Screenwave, or his fans constantly sucking his cock defending this despite it all being shit.
 
It's a shame seeing all these 2012-2017 anti-humor losers connecting themselves to the channel when it was never about that. It was always just some guy and his childhood friends talking about movies, games, and just generally having a good time.
Great childhood friends, great memories of talking about movies, games and all around.

That said, Matei is one of my favorite cows
self-aware
Something doesn't add up...
 
as long as you dont talk about right wing politics, or say the no no word. you'll be sponsored by them.
Odd, I could swear I know of one Youtuber who not only shat on Shia LeBouf, Redditors, Tumblrites, Furries and so forth, but also makes fun of the sponsors themselves in the ad segments and isn't adhered to a rigid uploading schedule like James…
 
Odd, I could swear I know of one Youtuber who not only shat on Shia LeBouf, Redditors, Tumblrites, Furries and so forth, but also makes fun of the sponsors themselves in the ad segments and isn't adhered to a rigid uploading schedule like James…
Cool, where I can leave that youtuber a view on each video?
 
He couldn't be bothered to earn hundreds of thousands dollars more a year because he's lazy. Instead of hiring help, he complained about not having enough time. Partnering with Screenwave was the laziest option possible and it's killing the AVGN/Cinemassacre brand.
Great analysis, but IMO he's just stupid. What you described is fast and easy to set up... if you know what you're doing. If you don't, then that's lots of hours and effort to research, plan and test drive before investing a lot of money into it and if it was THAT simple, half of Youtube would be millionaires. That's why I think he partnered with Guntwave: they're supplying the Internet marketing know-how that James has no clue about, because AVGN was a side project for a long time that Mike was handling the business and creative side of; James was handling the video editing part and doing his trademark goofy upside-down smile before the camera. Mike leaves and now James has no fucking clue how any of this works and NO TIME to learn - and I'm not joking here, imagine you're a drone at some assembly line where all machines are chugging along but require constant supervision and adjusting, but the mechanic responsible for that gets kidnapped by ninjas and it's your ass if something breaks.
 
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