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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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Holy shit he followed those people around throughout the hotel, waited until they had done their job and set up an exhibit all so he could post a picture. What the fuck is Ralph doing in Vegas? Following random hotel employees because he has nothing better to do.
He's gonna let the gunt do the talking
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Oh please please please let this happen again, hopefully this time Digipedo gets better shots though.
By the way, great idea to post these types of threats, even better if you go through with it, I'm sure it won't be used against you in your multiple court proceedings Ralph.
 
It's so fucking pathetic that ralph thinks getting noticed by Jim senpai is some sort of major life accomplishment.
I don’t follow any of the Jim shit, but it’s obvious Jim must have majorly hurt Ralph’s fee fees because he always has to mention “all da money Jim made me” anytime the subject comes up. It’s the most obvious wigger hurt feeling cope I’ve ever seen. It’s like he has to remind himself of money made years ago to stop the tears from flowing.
 
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Ralph is something else, so on one level there is just the fact this is a blatant threat he is issuing over a ban happy platform. A platform he relies on to help drum up interest in the show he runs as his primary source of income.

On another level, and I'm not a Virginia lawyer of any sort so someone tell me if this is completely fucking wrong, you could interpret this as a form of witness intimidation given its relating to Riley and things he's said as part of the trial with May's stalker.

Beyond even that, Ralph's fight with Riley didn't exactly show Ralph bowling the guy over. You can't say either of them won, both had people come to their aid, but Ralph was gassed within seconds of Riley lunging at the guy. I doubt Riley or any of those weirdos are more scared of Ralph after that performance, if anything it just showed what a impotent manlet he is.

Finally, just thinking about it:
Ralph's pregnant girlfriend's alleged attempted abductor was on trial, and this according to May effected her greatly and made her feel vulnerable - so vulnerable she needed a morbidly obese alcoholic to protect her. Instead of staying with her, making sure she gets through what must be a stressful period of her life, Ralph runs off to Vegas to gamble, drink and tweet threats at other people who may have been witnesses in the case. I actually can't fathom how selfish and monumentally stupid Ralph is.

Every single opportunity Ralph has to show even an ounce of maturity, foresight or selflessness he fails to do so.
 
Ralph's pregnant girlfriend's alleged attempted abductor was on trial, and this according to May effected her greatly and made her feel vulnerable - so vulnerable she needed a morbidly obese alcoholic to protect her. Instead of staying with her, making sure she gets through what must be a stressful period of her life, Ralph runs off to Vegas to gamble, drink and tweet threats at other people who may have been witnesses in the case. I actually can't fathom how selfish and monumentally stupid Ralph is.
Not to mention his attempt to make it about Josh and the Farms, his obsession with this forum and it's owner is weird as fuck, it's taking over his life.
 
I don’t follow any of the Jim shit, but it’s obvious Jim must have majorly hurt Ralph’s fee fees because he always has to mention “all da money Jim made me” anytime the subject comes up. It’s the most obvious wigger hurt feeling cope I’ve ever seen. It’s like he has to remind himself of money made years ago to stop the tears from flowing.
I don’t know what it is with the man-crush people have for him. He’s a guy who happens to be funny, the Stream.Me shit was cozy and got me through a rough winter personally, doesn’t mean I want to lick his taint.

Him coming back really awoke something in Ralph. Coming out of the closet arc?
 
I don’t follow any of the Jim shit, but it’s obvious Jim must have majorly hurt Ralph’s fee fees because he always has to mention “all da money Jim made me” anytime the subject comes up. It’s the most obvious wigger hurt feeling cope I’ve ever seen. It’s like he has to remind himself of money made years ago to stop the tears from flowing.
I think Ralph is somewhat insecure about his relationship with Saint O'Shaughnessy, and his relationship with the show. Without a doubt Jim is responsible for the Killstreams golden era of about 6 months between 2018-2019. For a narcissistic freak like Ralph, it can't be easy being upstaged effortlessly on your own fucking show.

Jim eventually stopped showing up regularly - if I remember rightly this was as a result of the Pillstream and Miami etc - inevitably viewer number and income dropped off. Ralph ended up drunkenly rambling about Jim being in the chat. Which is why the money is his cope, he can still spin the fact he rode Jim's coat-tails as a win. It's why he constantly tells Josh Jim hates him - no idea if that's true - because he's insecure about Jim hating him.

Tell the truth, I just think Jim finds Ralph embarrassing. He clearly doesn't hate the guy, but like everyone else who flew to close to the Gunt, they got covered in Gunt grease.
 
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Who is the alleged Kiwi who tried to kidnap horse-face? The only one that comes to mind is @theralph.
Really the most pungent, disgusting thing about ralph is the glaring hypocrisy he exhibits on a daily - if not hourly - basis.

Ralph. You expressly doxed an ex-girlfriend for talking smack about you and openly threatened her to the point she got a restraining order against your sorry ass. Sit the fuck down, it isn't like it's that much of a distance for your midget ass anyway.
 
Ralph is something else, so on one level there is just the fact this is a blatant threat he is issuing over a ban happy platform. A platform he relies on to help drum up interest in the show he runs as his primary source of income.

On another level, and I'm not a Virginia lawyer of any sort so someone tell me if this is completely fucking wrong, you could interpret this as a form of witness intimidation given its relating to Riley and things he's said as part of the trial with May's stalker.

Beyond even that, Ralph's fight with Riley didn't exactly show Ralph bowling the guy over. You can't say either of them won, both had people come to their aid, but Ralph was gassed within seconds of Riley lunging at the guy. I doubt Riley or any of those weirdos are more scared of Ralph after that performance, if anything it just showed what a impotent manlet he is.

Finally, just thinking about it:
Ralph's pregnant girlfriend's alleged attempted abductor was on trial, and this according to May effected her greatly and made her feel vulnerable - so vulnerable she needed a morbidly obese alcoholic to protect her. Instead of staying with her, making sure she gets through what must be a stressful period of her life, Ralph runs off to Vegas to gamble, drink and tweet threats at other people who may have been witnesses in the case. I actually can't fathom how selfish and monumentally stupid Ralph is.

Every single opportunity Ralph has to show even an ounce of maturity, foresight or selflessness he fails to do so.
He’s a miserable, lonely, angry man. He actually doesn’t like May, he likes fucking her or thinking he has a (shudder) hot bitch, but having to spend time alone with her is excruciating for him.

He’s selfish but he also knows deep down that “kidnap” BS was just a BPD drama trap by May that he fell for hook, line and sinker. Even tweeting about it to show it was a totally real kidnapping attempt is evidence he’s trying to convince himself because he’s angry he got grifted.

It would be interesting to compare the time line of May’s dramatic kidnapping attempt, where Faith was and how soon May and Ralph set up housekeeping afterwards.

I mean between Faith being pregnant and going to the psych ward May really had to up the ante to compete with the drama Faith was creating. She had a real challenger in the BPD drama dept with Faith. However, May had years more experience at this game. She realized long ago that appeal to ego and feigned subservience was the best way to manipulate a Ralphamale. She knew Instigating a drama crisis is the best way to force his hand to let her move in. (Usually it’s with a fake pregnancy/miscarriage drama, but arranging a faux abduction attempt is professional level BPD shit.)

Ralph got played like a chump and now has baby #2 on the way. Hiding out in Vegas isn’t going to change anything now, crazy May will be patiently waiting for him to return. He won’t get rid of her crazy ass until she applies her tick like maniples to a new host. I’m sure the digi-troon household is laughing their ass off because they are well acquainted with her bullshit. She could teach the troons a few drama tricks, which is no mean feat.
 
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I'm losing my shit over the "enemies of the show" part.
 
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I'm losing my shit over the "enemies of the show" part.
I'll be honest, I don't know how much of what Ralph says is him bullshitting for his fans/ego. What he is saying doesn't make sense. If people want to serve him, he'll get served eventually. You can't avoid it forever. So either he's bullshitting his fans about why he's in Lost Wages again, or he has genuinely convinced himself it's an ingenious plan.
 
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I'm losing my shit over the "enemies of the show" part.
Waging war on the show hasn't been easy on me. I've been sitting in a KiwiFarms trench for days, nothing to eat but designated rations of pickled banana peppers and pigeon eggs. I've stayed up for days at a time, watching from tequila sunrise to guntset, waiting for the opportunity to sit and watch the enemy inevitably self destruct. I've sent letters to my best girl at home but she only sends back things like, "Who cares?" and "He's a just a fat idiot why are you wasting your time?".

I will not give up this fight though. I will keep arbitrarily looking at Ralph's thread and writing stupid shit in a lazy attempt to make him seethe. This is what I signed up for and I intend to do my duty.

Semper Fi

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Lohan was sniffing around "dissident right"/IBS adjacent shows a couple years ago and yeah she briefly followed Ralph on Twitter, I assume she was trying to scope out some kind of grift by cozying up to that sphere. Ultimately nothing came of it, obviously, either with Ralph or anybody else.
Lohan followed for a day. Ralph began creep posting to twitter that she would be a cohost n maybe shack up instead of Nora which ran her off.
 
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