Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[JU 199]

@Stoppickingonme

Flashback

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/143-%E2%80%94-i-honestly-want-you-to-shove-a-knife-into-your-png.42765/

Remember: Since he's stupid enough to get hit by a car, he's stupid enough to get hit by something bigger... like an FBI party van.

 

[kidsquid]

@Stoppickingonme

Flashback

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/143-%E2%80%94-i-honestly-want-you-to-shove-a-knife-into-your-png.42765/

Remember: Since he's stupid enough to get hit by a car, he's stupid enough to get hit by something bigger... like an FBI party van.

Kickstarter to throw him on to a train track.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

By chemical castration, you were thinking of treating his genitals with acid, right?

Actually yes I have. I would love to have my balls and sack removed then use the scrotal skin to uncircumcise me. Cut around the base separate the skin from the shaft roll the skin over the glans then wrap a strip of scrotum skin around the base to cover the newly exposed shaft then see it up stick a catheter in wrap it with gauze and pack it tightly and then let it heal. I would have no balls and a longer dick. That way if the new personality I would get from no longer being poisoned by testosterone attracted a woman all I would need to do is take the minimum amount of testosterone required to get hard or if viagra alone would do it no testosterone needed. I hate my balls they are so big and they hang so low I accidentally sit on them all the time and it hurts.

 

[CatParty]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison

 

[SpacePanther]

Actually yes I have. I would love to have my balls and sack removed then use the scrotal skin to uncircumcise me. Cut around the base separate the skin from the shaft roll the skin over the glans then wrap a strip of scrotum skin around the base to cover the newly exposed shaft then see it up stick a catheter in wrap it with gauze and pack it tightly and then let it heal. I would have no balls and a longer dick. That way if the new personality I would get from no longer being poisoned by testosterone attracted a woman all I would need to do is take the minimum amount of testosterone required to get hard or if viagra alone would do it no testosterone needed. I hate my balls they are so big and they hang so low I accidentally sit on them all the time and it hurts.

just get a fucking vasectomy

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

Actually yes I have. I would love to have my balls and sack removed then use the scrotal skin to uncircumcise me. Cut around the base separate the skin from the shaft roll the skin over the glans then wrap a strip of scrotum skin around the base to cover the newly exposed shaft then see it up stick a catheter in wrap it with gauze and pack it tightly and then let it heal. I would have no balls and a longer dick. That way if the new personality I would get from no longer being poisoned by testosterone attracted a woman all I would need to do is take the minimum amount of testosterone required to get hard or if viagra alone would do it no testosterone needed. I hate my balls they are so big and they hang so low I accidentally sit on them all the time and it hurts.

That isn't how it works.

That isn't how any of this works.

 

[moorhen]

Actually yes I have. I would love to have my balls and sack removed then use the scrotal skin to uncircumcise me. Cut around the base separate the skin from the shaft roll the skin over the glans then wrap a strip of scrotum skin around the base to cover the newly exposed shaft then see it up stick a catheter in wrap it with gauze and pack it tightly and then let it heal. I would have no balls and a longer dick. That way if the new personality I would get from no longer being poisoned by testosterone attracted a woman all I would need to do is take the minimum amount of testosterone required to get hard or if viagra alone would do it no testosterone needed. I hate my balls they are so big and they hang so low I accidentally sit on them all the time and it hurts.

I'm sure they'll be a long line of men in prison who'll be willing to chop your balls off.
And even if you had a longer dick it'd still be fucking tiny and buried in fat.

 

[kidsquid]

Actually yes I have. I would love to have my balls and sack removed then use the scrotal skin to uncircumcise me. Cut around the base separate the skin from the shaft roll the skin over the glans then wrap a strip of scrotum skin around the base to cover the newly exposed shaft then see it up stick a catheter in wrap it with gauze and pack it tightly and then let it heal. I would have no balls and a longer dick. That way if the new personality I would get from no longer being poisoned by testosterone attracted a woman all I would need to do is take the minimum amount of testosterone required to get hard or if viagra alone would do it no testosterone needed. I hate my balls they are so big and they hang so low I accidentally sit on them all the time and it hurts.

My kingdom for a horrifying rating.

Ps, this is how it fucking works, you autistic fuck.

Chemical castration is castration via drugs, whether to reduce libido and sexual activity, to treat cancer, or otherwise. Unlike surgical castration, where the gonads are removed through an incision in the body,[1] chemical castration does not remove organs, nor is it a form of sterilization.[2]

Your bollocks aren't removed you dumb fatass.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

TL;DR: wat

I think I caught autism from that post

and since you haven't responded to my earliest post, let me rephrase my question: Why do you want to abolish consent laws?

Spoiler

https://www.change.org/p/abolish-age-of-concent-laws

PS: kudos to Dear Leader for changing his name

 

[Fareal]

Spoiler: solution to JMT's issues

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

I think I caught autism from that post

and since you haven't responded to my earliest post, let me rephrase my question: Why do you want to abolish consent laws?

Spoiler

https://www.change.org/p/abolish-age-of-concent-laws

PS: kudos to Dear Leader for changing his name

Just why, James, why?

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

Also, James, you know as well as everyone on this thread that if the age of consent was lowered to 7 you would be in that child in no time. Because you are a despicable human fucking being, if you even deserve to be classified as that. Have anything smart to say to me @Stoppickingonme? Or are you going to ignore this?

No I would not. I only like adult women. However if it were legal and a child approached me I would likely tell their parents and if they were okay with it I would date her but it would be a very long time before anything happens and even then she would have to be minimum 14 for me to fuck her (when I was 16 my minimum was 9 but as I have aged so has my minimum) look tbh I don't find little girls sexy. Cute? Yes aesthetically pleasing yes. But sexy? No. The women I find most sexy are between 25 and 50 with a few 60+ in there too. When I was younger I liked younger but as I have aged so has my attraction base. Probably by the time I'm 40 20 will be the youngest girl I find attractive and younger will be invisible to me like anyone under 14 is now and even those girls it just a "she's pretty, wonder if her mom is single" type thing. Really anymore if I look at a profile and the age is under 21 they seem too young for me. I know you lot think I'm a babyraping pedosexual creeper but I'm not. I'm just a normal guy that has an ex he regrets being with but he remembers the good times fondly. But I don't want to fuck a kid again I only want women 20+ and smart preferred. But since if a woman ever googles me she will find you assholes I really am going to be alone forever unless I meet a woman that doesn't care. Which from what I've seen doing some research there isn't a woman alive that won't care. So I know you assholes are happy I am never going to get laid again unless I meet a woman that doesn't know how to use the internet.

 

[Loxiozzz]

I only like adult women.

 

[JU 199]

So I know you assholes are happy I am never going to get laid again.

Good.

 

[sugoi-chan]

No I would not. I only like adult women.

20 will be the youngest girl I find attractive and younger will be invisible to me like anyone under 14 is now

Bit of a disconnect there.

I know you lot think I'm a babyraping pedosexual creeper but I'm not.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has sex with a nine year old girl like a duck...

 

[moorhen]

So I know you assholes are happy I am never going to get laid again unless I meet a woman that doesn't know how to use the internet.

You raped a child and continue to defend your actions, and you've literally just written that you'd do it again, and all YOU made a change.org petition to change the age of consent.
Half of this shit would come up without us, you've made your views perfectly clear. You're the one who wrote all that shit, not us. We just put it all in one place as a nice little catalog for unsuspecting victims.
You deserve to die alone. No woman should ever have to be subjected to your 3 inch chub pounding away at her.

 

[James Terry Mitchell Jr]

is this a joke

are you a joke

Nope completely serious.

 

[kidsquid]

You raped a child and continue to defend your actions, and you've literally just written that you'd do it again, and all YOU made a change.org petition to change the age of consent.
Half of this shit would come up without us, you've made your views perfectly clear. You're the one who wrote all that shit, not us. We just put it all in one place as a nice little catalog for unsuspecting victims.
You deserve to die alone. No woman should ever have to be subjected to your 3 inch chub pounding away at her.

Three inch? Isn't that giving him a little much?

 

[moorhen]

Three inch? Isn't that giving him a little much?

Yeah, you're probably right, 3cm seems more likely.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

No I would not. I only like adult women. However if it were legal and a child approached me I would likely tell their parents and if they were okay with it I would date her but it would be a very long time before anything happens and even then she would have to be minimum 14 for me to fuck her (when I was 16 my minimum was 9 but as I have aged so has my minimum) look tbh I don't find little girls sexy. Cute? Yes aesthetically pleasing yes. But sexy? No. The women I find most sexy are between 25 and 50 with a few 60+ in there too. When I was younger I liked younger but as I have aged so has my attraction base. Probably by the time I'm 40 20 will be the youngest girl I find attractive and younger will be invisible to me like anyone under 14 is now and even those girls it just a "she's pretty, wonder if her mom is single" type thing. Really anymore if I look at a profile and the age is under 21 they seem too young for me. I know you lot think I'm a babyraping pedosexual creeper but I'm not. I'm just a normal guy that has an ex he regrets being with but he remembers the good times fondly. But I don't want to fuck a kid again I only want women 20+ and smart preferred. But since if a woman ever googles me she will find you assholes I really am going to be alone forever unless I meet a woman that doesn't care. Which from what I've seen doing some research there isn't a woman alive that won't care. So I know you assholes are happy I am never going to get laid again unless I meet a woman that doesn't know how to use the internet.

I emphasized parts.

Okay, you would touch a girl if she was younger. 14 being minimum for sex. So you WOULD date a 9 year old.

I feel like a broken record but:

SHE WAS NOT YOUR EX. STOP SAYING SHE WAS. YOU TOUCHED HER SO STOP PLAYING THE "EX" CARD. She doesn't want you because you raped her. Stop it.