The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[BoobWhiskers]

“We settled this land!”

Motherfucker, when you arrived At the ranch there was already a modern house built, working water plumbing and waste, electricity and even high speed internet you fucking buffoon.
Just because you’re rich ass parents lead you to believe that anybody who didn’t have 24 hour Internet access is the same as kids starving to death in Africa doesn’t mean that’s how it works.

I thought being a settler was a bad thing. Colonialism and all that. Shouldn't they give ownership of that land back to the indigenous people who owned it before some white people showed up and stole it?.

I doubt he's putting 'settler' in his bio a point of pride, all the Tranchers are into the whole #LandBack and non-indigenous self-flagellation game (despite actually being in a position to give some of that hashtag land back... funny how that part never seems to happen). I guarantee that's in there as the usual white guilt humblebrag that people feel a wierd need to inform the internet about to try and seem like a properly penitent Ally; look how humble I am, aware that I'm a filthy colonizer full of Original White Sin!

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Patreon Update I don't remember if it used to be a bit more? I felt it used to be about $

They lost some high value patron. Over $100 down from the loss of a single person.

 

[A Grey Cat]

You know what makes it even worse, or perhaps, more amazing?
Kindness might have cleaned the stove semi recently.

further proof that the tranch is just an overgrown "boys club" in desperatly wants a den mother to take care of it...as in one who was BORN with a vag and didn't have it surgically grafted on and actually is capable of feeling maternal instincts that they hope will make her take care of them the way mommy did.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Patreon Update I don't remember if it used to be a bit more? I felt it used to be about $1300

A bit late, but I don't understand why they would limit the $1 tier. It's just leaving money on the table.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

A bit late, but I don't understand why they would limit the $1 tier. It's just leaving money on the table.

These galaxy brains probably thought artificial scarcity would help drum up some business and push people to the higher tier.

I wish the next news story about them would be "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Owner Fakes Attack on Ranch, Flees with Grifted $100,000 to BPD Love Nest"
Subheadline: Bonnie the Hutt is fat and only Alyssa will have sex with him.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

It would appear as though Penny capitulated and removed the coffee from their online storefront. A glance at their store page (archive) confirms this.
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I am both equally surprised and unsurprised that they did this; and that it took them so long to do it. As I said before, though, losing the tranch's business is a win-win for the brewer. At least now they don't have to see their coffee in the hands of transsexuals bent on living in the middle of nowhere and failing at everything they do.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Such a chicken shit coward. My thinking is that in a small town, you ally with the folks who treat you with respect, not random pervs on Twitter.

Towns like that are too small to make enemies. You don't have to make friends of everyone but you don't go out of your way to shit on them either. It will come back around. It always comes back around.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Towns like that are too small to make enemies. You don't have to make friends of everyone but you don't go out of your way to shit on them either. It will come back around. It always comes back around.

They've already shat all over the whole town several times, remember? The infamous "TERF stomping" incident at the Independence Day parade in... 2019? Their numerous interviews all contained jabs at the "MAGA Trump country where trans women defy norms and conventions", the complete colonization of the #Westcliffe hashtag on social media, the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel affairs with George Gramlich and later Lisa Frank, those come to mind. There's a reason why they usually do their shopping in Colorado.

 

[Old Fart]

And wasn't there some Amish whose car/services they hired but later dropped?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

And wasn't there some Amish whose car/services they hired but later dropped?

It was the opposite - they were the ones driving the Amish carpenter and his tools around. Dropped that because Don Pablo needed his car more.

Edit: forgot to list their big recycling adventure that led nowhere.

 

[retard strength]

Honestly the complete lack of consequences from all their shit-flinging is actually demonstrating how tolerant and/or unacting the Colorado "Alt-Right" "MAGA Country" really is. Residents, especially those in positions of power within the county, could truly make their lives hell. But they don't.

They had to create the Earl because they cannot provoke one into existing

 

[AprilRains]

Honestly the complete lack of consequences from all their shit-flinging is actually demonstrating how tolerant and/or unacting the Colorado "Alt-Right" "MAGA Country" really is. Residents, especially those in positions of power within the county, could truly make their lives hell. But they don't.

They had to create the Earl because they cannot provoke one into existing

Well, to be fair, there is a conspiracy to make the Tranch fail. However, this conspiracy consists of the Tranchers themselves.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I said last week that I would compile all of the BLFC related tweets, life got in my way for a bit, but here it is, enjoy! By the way, it’s mostly Kevin’s tweets which is why it’s in his thread.

 

[Trout P]

I said last week that I would compile all of the BLFC related tweets, life got in my way for a bit, but here it is, enjoy! By the way, it’s mostly Kevin’s tweets which is why it’s in his thread.

Thanks for putting this together!

Everyone else, check it out!
I need more bleach for my eyes

 

[stupid frog]

It was the opposite - they were the ones driving the Amish carpenter and his tools around. Dropped that because Don Pablo needed his car more.

Edit: forgot to list their big recycling adventure that led nowhere.

There was that 20(0?)k job they fucked up or whatever for someone too.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

There was that 20(0?)k job they fucked up or whatever for someone too.

Right, the underbrush clearing when the client allegedly set a bunch more conditions and gypped them out of half the agreed price.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Right, the underbrush clearing when the client allegedly set a bunch more conditions and gypped them out of half the agreed price.

and penny just went "Whoops, i'm a ditz, oh well". So I think they knew they were in the wrong as they really didn't fight it.

 

[Trianon]

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...Israel. But they're antisemitic.



Good catch, from earlier (lowres) pictures someone surmised it was prairie sagebrush (which might also grow there), but this looks different:

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I understand that Yucca glauca is somewhat ubiquitous in Colorado.

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Although I've seldom see them grow big in the Tranch photobook.

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Without knowing Christian Coffee Guy, I would bet his "anti-Hinduism" is professing that Jesus is God and there is no other. Anything that isn't handwavy agnostic universalism is offensive to these people. Disagreement is sin in the modern era.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If Penny is smart, he'll say it plain and simple to the guy: "sorry we have to drop you, it's entirely online politics that could put our livelihood at stake since a portion of our ranch runs on donations. We'll still come for coffee whenever we need some, but until attitudes change, we can't work right now as business partners, just as customers to you and hopefully still as friends."

Asking anyone to be smart and not just give the coffeehouse the cold shoulder on the ranch though is way too optimistic. It'll be funny when they accidentally post on social media that they're still buying cappuccinos from them and then more rage directed at them... but they must consoooom.

The person raising a stink about it in the first place is killing me. While losing culture and religion to converts and missionaries suck, it's understandable people want to make their own lives better in said countries, even if it means trading one set of beliefs for another. It's morally gray, but it is mostly a choice nowadays rather than forced conversion that the population of the country can choose since they have autonomy. Hell, it can even be mutually beneficial and it isn't bad that more money and help is flowing into the economy of said countries as long as the missionaries aren't being raging pricks about being a guest in a new country. There's no way anyone on the tranch could argue with this person and win however: they're trans AND a PoC. You'd have to get another gender ambiguous transfemme with skin darker than most lattes to even come close to winning the image wars.

Makes me wonder: how often do sjws come for the Black and Hispanic Christians?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If Penny is smart, he'll say it plain and simple to the guy: "sorry we have to drop you, it's entirely online politics that could put our livelihood at stake since a portion of our ranch runs on donations. We'll still come for coffee whenever we need some, but until attitudes change, we can't work right now as business partners, just as customers to you and hopefully still as friends."

Asking anyone to be smart and not just give the coffeehouse the cold shoulder on the ranch though is way too optimistic. It'll be funny when they accidentally post on social media that they're still buying cappuccinos from them and then more rage directed at them... but they must consoooom.

They're fucking retarded and they're going to break all ties to the one single person in Westcliffe who welcomed them with open arms, without any prejudice.

Makes me wonder: how often do sjws come for the Black and Hispanic Christians?

That's a good question. On the one hand "but it's their culture", on the other "internalized colonialist white supremacy". AFAIK they already hate the Cuban refugees who are firmly anti-communist and vote red.