Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Sheryl Nome]

Man big chungus with the bad suit needs to diet, holy shit dude you're ralphamale sized

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Absolute unit. Dis gonna be good!

Edit: Never mind, thought it was PedoBaum's gf

 

[Balr0g]

The fact that Kyle is just some good natured goofy looking kid is one of his biggest assets.

Yeah so far all the video evidence shown in the trial protrays a young guy trying to help his community and even offering help to the protestors. The "I love you too maam" was gold. And also how he handled the three black guys who were making fun of him. He simply said "ok, i am off" and not being confrontational. I hope for the best

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Why do they have DNA analysis ?

 

[TheClappening]

Another point in baldy 's favor: he keeps referring to Kyle as Kyle, not "my client" or "Mr. Rittenhouse." It's a small bit to humanize Kyle more.

 

[a terminal posture]

HOLY SHIT DNA ANALYSIS PROVES THAT KYLE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JohnDoe]

Why do they have DNA analysis ?

Did Rosenbaum find another child to rape that night?

 

[reinigen]

Why do they have DNA analysis ?

I'm going to make a prediction. They're going to use this lady to say Rosenbaum's DNA wasn't on Kyle's rifle.

 

[MooseGump]

Oh boy it's my turn for the defense

 

[Pizza Munch]

this lady’s voice is soothing

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I'm going to make a prediction. They're going to use this lady to say Rosenbaum's DNA wasn't on Kyle's rifle.

Nah, she’s pregnant and Kyle is the father.

 

[TheClappening]

HOLY SHIT DNA ANALYSIS PROVES THAT KYLE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 doors more whores.

Kyle, you are the father!

 

[Meat Target]

So now the argument for guilt is "he's not touching it! He's not touching iiitt!"

Or, it's "BELIEVE SCIENCE GIRL!"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

4 doors more whores.

Lift that bitch, fat chicks can't jump!

 

[JohnDoe]

Nah, she’s pregnant and Kyle is the father.

Kyle never misses.

 

[DocMorbis]

I say there is a sizeable chance that the Judge would just dismiss the case out right when defense asks for motion to dismiss. If this Judge believes the state failed to meet the burden of proof its over.

 

[waffle]

Two really important things about this witness one is I hate the fact that she can't say the letter s without f****** whistling. And the second is it would be hilarious if they asked her and turns out that she got rosenbaum's DNA from the crime database and not going to sample off of his body

 

[Some JERK]

I think it would be useful in closing for the defense to ask the jury, considering everything they've heard in testimony about Joseph Rosenbaum, to consider what would likely have happened that night if he had successfully managed to get control of Kyle's weapon. Not just to Kyle, but to anyone else on the street that night, and even to the citizens of Kenosha in general going forward.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Gahhh it's a barrel shroud, not a barrel guard....gun sperging over.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Oh, you know what they are trying to do? Show that someone didn't try to take the rifle away.