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[Law]

Holy fuck that's unfortunate

Alyssa crash-landing at the Tranch was fortunate for us.

I do like how Kevin, a true igneous rock of a man, just sits in the middle of the Tranch, unchanged by the drama, insanity, and presumably terrible smells swirling around him. We've had furcons, break-ups, new Tranchers, several of his orbiter's lives are falling apart, and he's still just asking for spare change so he can go buy a Transformer.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Alyssa crash-landing at the Tranch was fortunate for us.

I do like how Kevin, a true igneous rock of a man, just sits in the middle of the Tranch, unchanged by the drama, insanity, and presumably terrible smells swirling around him. We've had furcons, break-ups, new Tranchers, several of his orbiter's lives are falling apart, and he's still just asking for spare change so he can go buy a Transformer.

I know Kevin has the horrorcow tag, but this is like the closest thing The Farms has to comfort food.

Creamy, fatty, salty, white comfort food.

AmWholesome.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I know Kevin has the horrorcow tag, but this is like the closest thing The Farms has to comfort food.

Creamy, fatty, salty, white comfort food.

AmWholesome.

Q: where does Kevin do his grocery shopping?

A: AmWhole Foods

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Spoiler: autistic over analysis of a funny what-if

I think what makes this such a funny idea is how at odds the philosophies of both sides are. Monks tend to focus on the repression and denial of pleasure and self because, through this abstinence, they grow closer to God in a way. Enduring hardships or even just personal discomfort in the name of the Lord is a key aspect of being a good Christian, as it shows your faith in God to help you and your willingness to be more like Jesus, who was tortured to death on the cross.

Kevin, on the other hand, is, well, Kevin. He very obviously leads a hedonistic life where he just gives in to whatever desire he may be craving after at that time. The very nature of being an AGP troon kind of demands this, after all. Kevin likely hasn’t had to, nor ever been willing to experience or withstand actual, true and honest denial of self for any substantial period in years because he’s a weak, perverted coombrain who would rather forfeit any ounce of willpower or effort just to go the path of least resistance, and especially most coom.

TLDR: Kevin is fat and lazy and there’s not a single inch of his pathetically balding head that isn’t filled with coom, and the immense need to make his life as cushy and easy as possible without actually putting in the effort to do so.

Even the Epicureans (the ancient “eat, drink, for tomorrow we shall die” people) had more self-discipline than Kevin. They were at least into heathy living and delayed gratification as far as it increased one’s capacity to enjoy things.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Even the Epicureans (the ancient “eat, drink, for tomorrow we shall die” people) had more self-discipline than Kevin. They were at least into heathy living and delayed gratification as far as it increased one’s capacity to enjoy things.

Epicureans valued the experience of living instead of the fact of owning ultimately worthless things. This is why it never will be enough for Kev, no matter how many tons of overpriced plastic crap he purchases.

 

[stupid frog]

Holy fuck that's unfortunate

It didn't effect Kevin at all, but her thread is a wild trip. The beginning is in here, then moved to Tranch, then finally her own thread.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I saw more Kikomi comics and it is stunning how Kevin is nearly 1-to-1 with the parody presented by it. When I saw this, I immediately noticed the analogues to Kevin's ridiculous swimsuit photos...among other similarities.

man, who does those drawings? keep seeing them and they are fucking great.
the microsoft paint philosophy tube efforts have slowed down in recent months and these are a joy as a replacement.

what a state he is there. why is wearing that mask indoors, fuck.
it’s always the same one, can you imagine what it smells like?
i mean, we know why he’s wearing it, cos his face is terrible, but it couldn’t look any worse or more obviously deceptive than that.

 

[stupid frog]

man, who does those drawings? keep seeing them and they are fucking great.

kikomi? i think its a girl from lolcow

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Alyssa crash-landing at the Tranch was fortunate for us.

I do like how Kevin, a true igneous rock of a man, just sits in the middle of the Tranch, unchanged by the drama, insanity, and presumably terrible smells swirling around him. We've had furcons, break-ups, new Tranchers, several of his orbiter's lives are falling apart, and he's still just asking for spare change so he can go buy a Transformer.

In a maelstrom of chaos and despair, Kevin remains as the last island of calm and tranquility. A slobbering, disgusting and lazy island of calm and tranquility. And we are extremely grateful for the constant amusement he brings us every day.

Epicureans valued the experience of living instead of the fact of owning ultimately worthless things. This is why it never will be enough for Kev, no matter how many tons of overpriced plastic crap he purchases.

Kev is in the same page as Moviebob in the terms of consooming. The problem with Kev is that he's more coomer than consoomer while Bob is the opposite.

Still, it happens with a lot of people that when they get older in life, they try to fill the void left by not having achievements or skills with all matter of pointless garbage in an effort to cope with the fact that they have not achieved anything and only a bleak future awaits. Because as much as you try to push it away, it will creep in from time to time.

And the Epicureans had a point. Dousing yourself in feel good junk will make the smaller and most important pleasures in life give you nothing. Kevin is past the point of no return to the point he needs a constant stream of dopamine in order to make it through the day.

 

[AfghanBlue]

so like, i’m not a grass, but considering that these are not people, and it is impossible to snitch on non humans-
surely to god, making these kind of tweets is like.. a clear danger to the animals in this fuckers care, and whatever law enforcement or animal care agency in Kevs county would be interested in this sick shit?
could some here kiwi file a report and we see the Alapacas liberated from Alpacau by authorities on the investigation / for the prevention of beastality?
bonus points if the Alpacas are found to have gaping Amhole

-edit
fine, r8 me l8, but surely his new “knot me with a litter!” tweets are something of a step over a line?

 

[Law]

AmWholesome

It's why it's such a cozy thread, despite moving at the speed of sound and being featured like 3 times.

 

[Meiwaku]

It's why it's such a cozy thread, despite moving at the speed of sound and being featured like 3 times.

If three features doesn't shit up the Kev thread then nothing will. AmWholesome as fuck I love my fellow Chad Gibes Epicurians. Kevin was the un-ironic reason I joined here and I couldn't be happier with this choice.

The only time he ever pleases women is with those who browse this thread to laugh at what a pathetic creature he is. Thanks Kev! Your contributions to the farm threads are the most you've ever done in your life.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

so like, i’m not a grass, but considering that these are not people, and it is impossible to snitch on non humans-
surely to god, making these kind of tweets is like.. a clear danger to the animals in this fuckers care, and whatever law enforcement or animal care agency in Kevs county would be interested in this sick shit?
could some here kiwi file a report and we see the Alapacas liberated from Alpacau by authorities on the investigation / for the prevention of beastality?
bonus points if the Alpacas are found to have gaping Amhole

-edit
fine, r8 me l8, but surely his new “knot me with a litter!” tweets are something of a step over a line?

Dont pozload my neghole. Don't even *think* about pozloading my neghole. Just sit back and enjoy the ride

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kevin was the un-ironic reason I joined here and I couldn't be happier with this choice.

Kevin likes to brag about his "egg-cracking" tweet.

There's no way to count how many people he's peak trans'd, but it's good to know he's hatched at least one Kiwi.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I know Kevin has the horrorcow tag, but this is like the closest thing The Farms has to comfort food.

Creamy, fatty, salty, white comfort food.

AmWholesome.

Yer I have noticed that Kevs thread is comfy, I think tho thats due in part to Kevin pumping the breaks on his more insane takes.

When Kevin wants to talk about really controversial topics (like age of consent or "is pupper fucking really that bad?") he will not tweet it himself but instead retweet someone else saying it. Then when that twitter user gets ratio'ed kev can say "transphobes on twitter are harassing this poor trans person because they were just discussing about pupper molestation, i hate this hellsite".

Kevin knows about the farms and I think it has impacted how he interacts with the internet (even tho he used to smug post that he was gonna double down coz it makes us "mad").

That and kevs libido is shrinking day by day, so we get less and less horrorcow tweets about sticking things that don't fit in his gash.

so like, i’m not a grass, but considering that these are not people, and it is impossible to snitch on non humans-
surely to god, making these kind of tweets is like.. a clear danger to the animals in this fuckers care, and whatever law enforcement or animal care agency in Kevs county would be interested in this sick shit?
could some here kiwi file a report and we see the Alapacas liberated from Alpacau by authorities on the investigation / for the prevention of beastality?
bonus points if the Alpacas are found to have gaping Amhole

-edit
fine, r8 me l8, but surely his new “knot me with a litter!” tweets are something of a step over a line?

Kevins "Knot me" tweets are performative, he cant even get a no.2 pencil in his axwound let alone an alpaca knife-dick.

Also, report to who and what would happen? The government don't run farms for abused farm animals, if the goverment stepped in the alpacies will get fucking destroyed. The ranch took on an extra 100 alpacas because another farm went out of business and the ranch were the only people in CO to accept them.
That and even tho it makes Redditers like yourself get mad as fuck, America has pretty lax laws around animal welfare especially when it comes to farm animals. The Government care more about the quality of the alpacas bi-products than they do their quality of life.

Leave them alone, they are much funnier running around tweeting "how to I un-prolapse an alpaca cootch after it gave birth?!?!" and pondering about what alpacas identify as.

 

[Meiwaku]

@Meiwaku Great post, I truly love it!

I do have some questions however, which I will propose;
1. Do you think that penny could possibly use kev and jen at a later point in his life to get at someone or commit crimes. As you described, it is obvious he holds mental control over them and relishes it. I would not be surprised if he abuses them in order for them to go after someone
2. Do you think penny will at some point succumb to the shame of what "Phil" did? He is obviously ashamed and is frightened about anything that reminds him of his previous relationship with his wife and kids. I would imagine he would feel constant guilt about it, bottling up feelings like this would only burst out in eternal anger.
3. What do you think makes penny have such an overly optimistic and childish outlook on life? What do you think caused this ego to build up within him?

*Internet disclosure statement: I am not your doctor and these are my personal speculations based on my training. I take constructive criticism.*

I think you might have misunderstood some of my points but I do prattle on so any misinterpretation is on me. I'm going to do my best here.

1. Crime & Punishment: I'm going to assume you mean something more serious than a grift and into petty theft or assault. I am not certain if Penny abuses them and I'm not going to make claims one way or another as we have no proof. My gut instinct is "no" especially not to Kevin as Jen is more quiet thus we cannot inspect. Kevin, while on A LOT of copium, seems to be like a giant child more so than a victim (of anything other than himself) . Penny is just the "alpha". I think more likely than not peer pressure could be what would cause a violent act against a #terf. Hence why Penny and Bonnie curbstopped the terf and so did the rest of the mob, it's easy to get carried away. Giving what we know of Kevin he seems too pussy amhole to really do anything like that. Kevin doesn't have any violent tendencies that we know of he's just a giant coomer autist. TL;DR- No not really.

2. The Past: I think Penny's cope and succumbing to it was trooning out. I think his troon self is now gleaning (atoning) for what Phil did. I think his biggest issue now isn't his past self it's his now self.

3. Let me clarify, I don't think he's childish I just think he is stunted in his emotional development and processing. By that I mean it's really immature to REEEEE and go to code red every time there is a slight against you or to resort to violence when someone disagrees with you. He functions the most adulty and was able to self-support as far as we know. I think he's naïve on how to run a business and doesn't know when to ask for help and probably never lets his guard down. I believe he genuinely wants better for other trans people but its his execution that's fucking weird and antisocial (by anti-social I mean behavior that is not conducive to living with people and doing the best for yourself and them).

 

[AMHOLIO]

so like, i’m not a grass, but considering that these are not people, and it is impossible to snitch on non humans-
surely to god, making these kind of tweets is like.. a clear danger to the animals in this fuckers care, and whatever law enforcement or animal care agency in Kevs county would be interested in this sick shit?
could some here kiwi file a report and we see the Alapacas liberated from Alpacau by authorities on the investigation / for the prevention of beastality?
bonus points if the Alpacas are found to have gaping Amhole

-edit
fine, r8 me l8, but surely his new “knot me with a litter!” tweets are something of a step over a line?

It takes a lot for local law enforcement to actually pursue most animal abuse and neglect cases. Most of them have to be heinous with physical evidence to match, or are tacked on as an extra charge for something like general human abuse. You can see the beastality threads on the farms (I don't suggest this for they're depressing as fuck) or news articles for examples of what it takes to prosecute someone for animal cruelty and or beastality (spoiler: it is either physical evidence or video footage along with plans made in private chats).

Besides, most furries aren't fucking actual animals. They're just poonbrain addicts who want a deeper fix or just really like wolves but only want to fuck humans and sex objects. Kevin can easily pass it off as roleplay because again, most people and even most furries don't fuck animals.

The only time he ever pleases women is with those who browse this thread to laugh at what a pathetic creature he is. Thanks Kev! Your contributions to the farm threads are the most you've ever done in your life.

This thread is about 1/3 women shitting on him and his orbiters for failing at being womanly. You could make a good argument for him to be in the beauty parlor with all the women he has watching him, probably one of his few womanly achievements in life.

 

[who dare wins?]

*Internet disclosure statement: I am not your doctor and these are my personal speculations based on my training. I take constructive criticism.*

I think you might have misunderstood some of my points but I do prattle on so any misinterpretation is on me. I'm going to do my best here.

1. Crime & Punishment: I'm going to assume you mean something more serious than a grift and into petty theft or assault. I am not certain if Penny abuses them and I'm not going to make claims one way or another as we have no proof. My gut instinct is "no" especially not to Kevin as Jen is more quiet thus we cannot inspect. Kevin, while on A LOT of copium, seems to be like a giant child more so than a victim (of anything other than himself) . Penny is just the "alpha". I think more likely than not peer pressure could be what would cause a violent act against a #terf. Hence why Penny and Bonnie curbstopped the terf and so did the rest of the mob, it's easy to get carried away. Giving what we know of Kevin he seems too pussy amhole to really do anything like that. Kevin doesn't have any violent tendencies that we know of he's just a giant coomer autist. TL;DR- No not really.

2. The Past: I think Penny's cope and succumbing to it was trooning out. I think his troon self is now gleaning (atoning) for what Phil did. I think his biggest issue now isn't his past self it's his now self.

3. Let me clarify, I don't think he's childish I just think he is stunted in his emotional development and processing. By that I mean it's really immature to REEEEE and go to code red every time there is a slight against you or to resort to violence when someone disagrees with you. He functions the most adulty and was able to self-support as far as we know. I think he's naïve on how to run a business and doesn't know when to ask for help and probably never lets his guard down. I believe he genuinely wants better for other trans people but its his execution that's fucking weird and antisocial (by anti-social I mean behavior that is not conducive to living with people and doing the best for yourself and them).

Ah, thanks for the clarification. I think I likely mixed things up. I mean why would penny still be this way even when trannies are throwing things left right and centre for him anyway? in terms of financial help or any advice whatsoever.

 

[Flour]

Kevin is the Oprah of cows, he just gives and gives and gives. The Tranch Extended Universe is the best thing that has happened to lowcowdom in years and it's all thanks to Kevin and his formidable ability to tweet and seethe and cope and not dilate.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

That and kevs libido is shrinking day by day

Shrinking? He hornyposts daily, jesus it must have much much worse before for this to be “shrinking”