DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DZoomer]

To make it much, much worse that's not just any Blue Checkmark Guy™, that's fucking Adam Pacitti, owner of Cultaholic.

For wrestlefags, Pacitti is one of the final bosses. He owns and operates one of the most successful—if not the most successful—wrestling speculation and podcast channels on YouTube. He's up there with Wrestletalk and PWInsider, and he got his start (on his own) after splitting from WhatCulture, already revered as a major channel for lists on goofy shit ranging from horror movies to comics to wrestling.

The fact that Pacitti is the one that clapped Phil's cheeks on Twitter is something of a big deal considering how relatively unprompted this all seems. We all knew that people on the roster like Xavier Woods, Cesaro, Adam Cole (now with AEW), Kenny Omega (AEW/NJPW) all knew about DSP. But their references have always been veiled (except for Cole's) and always been cheeky, not this blunt and abrasive. For a guy like Pacitti to be like "Yeah you're the dumbass that jerked off on camera" as his only level of acknowledgement, that has to sting for Phil

That's the one thing Phil can never hide from. Whenever he interacts with anyone, he knows it's possible that the person will make fun of "the guy".

A guy who takes himself so seriously like Phil does must seethe whenever he realizes that no one else sees him as anything other than a huge joke.

No wonder he's become such a hermit. Constantly paranoid that at every corner there'll be a horrible detractor bringing up a reference from FIVE YEARS AGO THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!

 

[A Money Creature]

The man cannot stop getting owned lately. First Keem, then Snowkarl, and now this

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

To add to that, Cultaholic was nearly DOA when their other main person Adam Blampied was outed as a sex pest (which I was truly shocked by, given how he'd proudly proclaim himself as a male feminist.)

The only thing he did wrong was apologise for others stupidity. It's not wrong to want to see other people naked. Unless they're too young. That's not a sex pest. If the person doesn't like the question they can block you. The only time they can't block is in real life when the police take over. These betas never ask outside the Internet because when they want to see a real world pussy they look in a mirror.

From one of the schlags...
- "Knowing that I was 19, drunk, sexually inexperienced and had moral objections to sending him nudes, he continued to try to persuade me"
- "In the end, I relented.
- "He was charming, he was the face of a YouTube channel and I'd been a fan of him for a while."

She wanted to fuck him. He only wanted wank material. These girls are why the idiot generation should not be allowed on our Internet. Rather confident that I came across (cough) more than 1 paedo on ICQ back in the day. I was younger than her and never stupid enough to send them a shot of my 1.2 mega pixel dick.

Same goes for DSP and Leanna. Yeah she was 17 and he was 27, which is kind of a red flag. But at 17 you should know not to travel hundreds of miles to see a fat balding loser. Unless you want to get dicked and that's the best you can find.

...still, high-five to Leanna for finally getting her GED and starting work as a leasing consultant. If she's good at in, in a couple of years she could easily be earning as much as Phillip. Who has a university degree and begs for money on YouTube. Excuses.

 

[TurdFondler]

He'd be happier and healthier just getting a job at a warehouse. No one would make fun of him, steady pay, he could larp as a real mature adult. I don't understand why you'd wake up and let yourself be the butt of jokes day after day, year after year.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He'd be happier and healthier just getting a job at a warehouse. No one would make fun of him, steady pay, he could larp as a real mature adult. I don't understand why you'd wake up and let yourself be the butt of jokes day after day, year after year.

You can't afford as much gin or doordash working at a warehouse. And you certainly can't afford as many WWE Champions cards or be able to play it as much.

Besides, he is an accident waiting to happen with any form of machinery

 

[Paladin Derich]

That's the one thing Phil can never hide from. Whenever he interacts with anyone, he knows it's possible that the person will make fun of "the guy".

A guy who takes himself so seriously like Phil does must seethe whenever he realizes that no one else sees him as anything other than a huge joke.

No wonder he's become such a hermit. Constantly paranoid that at every corner there'll be a horrible detractor bringing up a reference from FIVE YEARS AGO THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!

This is why he'll never visit Disneyland, contrary to what he says about it. In southern california, someone will recognize him and have a go at his expense. He's better off going to some tranquil wilderness resort in Washington, but he's too much of a manchild, so he'll go nowhere.

 

[TurdFondler]

The crazy thing is if you work 9 to 5, 5 days a week you can't drink nearly as much gin, eat as much door dash or pull as many hogans, so it evens out.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

He'd be happier and healthier just getting a job at a warehouse. No one would make fun of him, steady pay, he could larp as a real mature adult. I don't understand why you'd wake up and let yourself be the butt of jokes day after day, year after year.

300$ a day dood. Hell, even if he doesn't get it some days, I'd say it averages at about 200$ a day. That's quite a generous sum. He also gets decent superchats, so he is making bank. DSP is profitable, but he is also a gacha addict and an idiot. At this point, no matter how much damage he sustains, the only way for him to stop is if the pignosis is broken on his paypigs and drops severely in support or if youtube steps in and takes away his monetization. He has 194K subs but the numbers don't add up if you look at his stream numbers or even views in general. His subs must be mostly people who forgot about him/bots/old abandoned accounts. If youtube checked his account and removed all the fluff and took away his superchat and adsense, that would be great.

 

[Paladin Derich]

If he did get an actual job, he'd probably get shitcanned for ranting about management on a weekend stream.

 

[Draventren]

The crazy thing is if you work 9 to 5, 5 days a week you can't drink nearly as much gin, eat as much door dash or pull as many hogans, so it evens out.

Few problems:

• That's not money he gets right away, he'd have to wait for a payout. Phil needs that money right now.
• On the payouts, the company is going to take a chunk of it for taxes. Phil needs all that money right now.
• He has other expenses that he'd need to pay first which would reduce his fun money. Phil needs that money unmolested so he doesn't have to act like an actual adult.

I firmly believe that you could make Phil the CEO of Boeing and he'd still be fucked. Double the amount he gets a year, fuck double and add some and we can say he's raking 300k a year. Buddy would be kicked out of his home in a few months. He is so used to being able to spend whatever he wants and having it immediately taken care of by daily tips, that he'd overspend like a mother fucker and not be able to afford his mortgage because he's managed to wrack up 20k in frivolous expenses a month.

Phil finds a way to fail even when it's harder for him to do so. Remember, this is the fucking guy who withdrew his 401k to go to Street Fighter tourneys.

 

[Preferred Penne]

To make it much, much worse that's not just any Blue Checkmark Guy™, that's fucking Adam Pacitti, owner of Cultaholic.

For wrestlefags, Pacitti is one of the final bosses. He owns and operates one of the most successful—if not the most successful—wrestling speculation and podcast channels on YouTube. He's up there with Wrestletalk and PWInsider, and he got his start (on his own) after splitting from WhatCulture, already revered as a major channel for lists on goofy shit ranging from horror movies to comics to wrestling.

The fact that Pacitti is the one that clapped Phil's cheeks on Twitter is something of a big deal considering how relatively unprompted this all seems. We all knew that people on the roster like Xavier Woods, Cesaro, Adam Cole (now with AEW), Kenny Omega (AEW/NJPW) all knew about DSP. But their references have always been veiled (except for Cole's) and always been cheeky, not this blunt and abrasive. For a guy like Pacitti to be like "Yeah you're the dumbass that jerked off on camera" as his only level of acknowledgement, that has to sting for Phil

But does Pacitti have a 13-year legacy as an innovator on multiple streaming platforms?

*fumbles around with keyboard*



*accidentally presses Zoom Out key*



*knocks over water bottle*



*centers camera*



*wipes nose*







NO!

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

The man cannot stop getting owned lately. First Keem, then Snowkarl, and now this

It's hardly an "own" when you pay someone $10 for the privilege.

 

[TomServo]

Thanks bud!


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Anyone else seen this? It would be interesting if someone legitimate came forward. What do you think?

saw the post this morning...I hope someone steps up and has something worthwhile to say.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

That's not money he gets right away, he'd have to wait for a payout. Phil needs that money right now.

no no no no...it's

Phil needs that money NOW! he has to pay his bills NOW! it's money he can use NOW!

I'm sorry thats just one of those things I would argue is going to stick in my head for a while, seeing VerucaSydePhil do a remix of "I want it now" during that prestream meltdown.

I mean it's the same vibe.

vs

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The only thing he did wrong was apologise for others stupidity. It's not wrong to want to see other people naked. Unless they're too young. That's not a sex pest. If the person doesn't like the question they can block you. The only time they can't block is in real life when the police take over. These betas never ask outside the Internet because when they want to see a real world pussy they look in a mirror.

From one of the schlags...
- "Knowing that I was 19, drunk, sexually inexperienced and had moral objections to sending him nudes, he continued to try to persuade me"
- "In the end, I relented.
- "He was charming, he was the face of a YouTube channel and I'd been a fan of him for a while."

She wanted to fuck him. He only wanted wank material. These girls are why the idiot generation should not be allowed on our Internet. Rather confident that I came across (cough) more than 1 paedo on ICQ back in the day. I was younger than her and never stupid enough to send them a shot of my 1.2 mega pixel dick.

Same goes for DSP and Leanna. Yeah she was 17 and he was 27, which is kind of a red flag. But at 17 you should know not to travel hundreds of miles to see a fat balding loser. Unless you want to get dicked and that's the best you can find.

...still, high-five to Leanna for finally getting her GED and starting work as a leasing consultant. If she's good at in, in a couple of years she could easily be earning as much as Phillip. Who has a university degree and begs for money on YouTube. Excuses.

Oh his crime was very minor, it's just that it was hilarious given he was such a virtue signalling twat beforehand.

Also another good reason Phil should be glad he isn't a big shot, because he would have been cancelled a long time ago. Who knows, if he'd still been successful maybe he would have done a Jim Sterling and trooned out to try and hide his edgelord past.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Thanks bud!


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Anyone else seen this? It would be interesting if someone legitimate came forward. What do you think?

If someone would come forward they'll just say the same shit heard a thousand times before. They were an ironic fan(who gave Phil money), knew Phil was lying(but still gave him money), but stuck around to talk to friends in chat(which for some reason involved giving Phil money.)

 

[TheGoutburglar]

That's the one thing Phil can never hide from. Whenever he interacts with anyone, he knows it's possible that the person will make fun of "the guy".

And instead of that giving him pause when he wants to clout-chase, it's what makes him do it to begin with.

I used to think LTG had the more powerful god-complex, but now I'm not so sure, because that's one hell of a refusal of reality. His brain NEVER factors the past into the equation, at least Dale seems aware of how fucked his path to being an icon is. Phil will die before he accepts that he shouldn't be weighing in on anything, ever.

He'd be happier and healthier just getting a job at a warehouse. No one would make fun of him, steady pay, he could larp as a real mature adult. I don't understand why you'd wake up and let yourself be the butt of jokes day after day, year after year.

He's spoiled, and can't take that his goal in life, to be a celebrated individual, is gone from him. The guy who quits this shit and drives a forklift instead? Normal every day dude who grew up in a wired world. Phil is a pigroach, and therefore never wanted happiness in the form of anything other than being hailed as the ubermensch.

If someone would come forward they'll just say the same shit heard a thousand times before. They were an ironic fan(who gave Phil money), knew Phil was lying(but still gave him money), but stuck around to talk to friends in chat(which for some reason involved giving Phil money.)

Indeed, the only person who knows things that might entertain us is Katherine. Though what would truly entertain is finding out what she DOESN'T yet know because Phil has succeeded in hiding it from her. Like if she's not aware of Champions, I would LOVE to watch her reaction to discovering the truth of the matter there. That would top everything in the DSP universe for me, because it's probably the thing Phil most fears, even more than the rest of the world knowing it for a fact, since he has to live with her.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Indeed, the only person who knows things that might entertain us is Katherine. Though what would truly entertain is finding out what she DOESN'T yet know because Phil has succeeded in hiding it from her. Like if she's not aware of Champions, I would LOVE to watch her reaction to discovering the truth of the matter there. That would top everything in the DSP universe for me, because it's probably the thing Phil most fears, even more than the rest of the world knowing it for a fact, since he has to live with her.

One of the first things DSP bragged about with Khet was that she had removed all her social media presence after starting to date DSP. There’s zero doubt in my mind he cajoled her into doing that.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Reminder that Mora confronted Phil with ideas about how he could "prove" that the WWE Champions account wasn't his and... Phil completely ignored him.

The guy is as exceptional as they come. He is aware of how much of a scammer Phil is, and he still posts on the tumbleweed forums.

They should come to the farms, we could get another Vidar thread.

 

[50 bit bitch]

He'd be happier and healthier just getting a job at a warehouse. No one would make fun of him, steady pay, he could larp as a real mature adult. I don't understand why you'd wake up and let yourself be the butt of jokes day after day, year after year.

No employer in their right mind would keep him on past a probation period, just look at the way he streams.

Any task that would take an average person 1 hour, DSP would stretch it out to 3 with frequent breaks and general ineptness, not to mention that he'd be a lawsuit waiting to happen if he got anywhere near heavy machinery.