Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Torque Wheeler]

10 years is a long time to get that juicy phone salesman position. Must come with a company car, great health insurance, matching 401k, keys to the company vacation house, and a secretary, or something like that. Right?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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And he wants to do this after his boss told him to write explanatory letter ONCE? Imagine him working at a factory or at some fastfood chain.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I don't know, that doesn't necessarily sound toxic. Pressure is a normal part of most jobs. By being put under pressure, you're being conditioned and trained to be able to handle most stressful situations.

Reminds me of the phrase:

"If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late."

Just sounds like he's being a whiny and entitled bitch again.

The essay part sounds a bit weird, but I'd take that with a grain of salt.

I really, really wanna read what he writes. I wonder if it'll be the same usual crytyping twitlongers he feels so damn comfortable sharing.

If he's smart and unscrupulous, he should play the depression card. Some companies assume a "hands off" approach when an employee does this.

10 years is a long time to get that juicy phone salesman position. Must come with a company car, great health insurance, matching 401k, keys to the company vacation house, and a secretary, or something like that. Right?

10 years and the faggot is being asked to write essays about why he sucks at selling.

Yeeeah after 10 years you should be a company darling. Some kinda management position. He shouldn't be a whipping boy.

EDIT: apparently only 2 years at AT&T.

 

[John Ligma]

Adam is such a little bitch boy. Listen to him whinge about sucking ass at his shitty, low-paying commission job. He has no charisma and can't sell shit, apparently he had another day without selling again so he came to his Discord to BAWWWWW at them about how his life so SOOOO HARD

Lol there is an endless supply of gullible r3tards in the world who are willing to swallow up his bullshit and try to help him. Adam is a lying little pipsqueak who deserves to get his ass kicked. Of course he had time to do his school work. He just didn't.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Adam is such a little bitch boy. Listen to him whinge about sucking ass at his shitty, low-paying commission job. He has no charisma and can't sell shit, apparently he had another day without selling again so he came to his Discord to BAWWWWW at them about how his life so SOOOO HARD

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Lol there is an endless supply of gullible r3tards in the world who are willing to swallow up his bullshit and try to help him. Adam is a lying little pipsqueak who deserves to get his ass kicked. Of course he had time to do his school work. He just didn't.
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Somebody needs to show Cheebs the Glengarry Glen Ross. He'd probably piss himself after 8 seconds.

Skip to 0:20 if you're super impatient.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Adam is such a little bitch boy. Listen to him whinge about sucking ass at his shitty, low-paying commission job. He has no charisma and can't sell shit, apparently he had another day without selling again so he came to his Discord to BAWWWWW at them about how his life so SOOOO HARD

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Lol there is an endless supply of gullible r3tards in the world who are willing to swallow up his bullshit and try to help him. Adam is a lying little pipsqueak who deserves to get his ass kicked. Of course he had time to do his school work. He just didn't.
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Why is he typing like that? To ensure that everyone sees how broken he is?

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

10 years and the faggot is being asked to write essays about why he sucks at selling.

Yeeeah after 10 years you should be a company darling. Some kinda management position. He shouldn't be a whipping boy.

He's only been with AT&T for about 2 years. I don't think he's ever had a job last more than a year or two, he's just bounced between various customer service jobs.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Adam is such a little bitch boy. Listen to him whinge about sucking ass at his shitty, low-paying commission job. He has no charisma and can't sell shit, apparently he had another day without selling again so he came to his Discord to BAWWWWW at them about how his life so SOOOO HARD

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Lol there is an endless supply of gullible r3tards in the world who are willing to swallow up his bullshit and try to help him. Adam is a lying little pipsqueak who deserves to get his ass kicked. Of course he had time to do his school work. He just didn't.
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"I didn't have time to do my homework, I have livestreaming for like five people to do!"

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Why is he typing like that? To ensure that everyone sees how broken he is?

Can't see the keyboard through the tears, gaiz!
I wonder if he actually realizes that he's up shit creek if he quits with no backup job lined up. He doesn't live with his mom anymore. He's got big boy bills that won't say "Oh, well you're feeling bad, maybe next month!"

 

[SmugDruggler]

10 years and the faggot is being asked to write essays about why he sucks at selling.

Yeeeah after 10 years you should be a company darling. Some kinda management position. He shouldn't be a whipping boy.

EDIT: apparently only 2 years at AT&T.

I just assumed the “10 years” was referring to his entire work history and not just his time with AT&T. That would mean our little man got his first job when he was 21, which is hilarious.

 

[Torricelli]

Why is he typing like that? To ensure that everyone sees how broken he is?

I love how the initial reaction he got to his muddled hysterics was:

"Feels bad man"

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Why is he typing like that? To ensure that everyone sees how broken he is?

it simulates the speech of a simpering manchild, blubbering his words through tears

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Why is he typing like that? To ensure that everyone sees how broken he is?

He’s a wholesome sad little pupper who will surely die without love and/or bootyhole tickles from his discord conclave.

 

[Sonic Sez]

Adam is such a little bitch boy. Listen to him whinge about sucking ass at his shitty, low-paying commission job. He has no charisma and can't sell shit, apparently he had another day without selling again so he came to his Discord to BAWWWWW at them about how his life so SOOOO HARD

Of course he had time to do his school work. He just didn't.

If he did that, that would be one less thing to BAWWWWW about to his Discord trannies. He's always got to have a pity party for his own fuck ups with "the whole world is out to get me" sprinkled in there for good measure.

And of course as usual, Adam doesn't respond to the one person who isn't (somewhat) latching onto his bullshit. Then again, if he did things that would put him in the right direction then there would be no way he could play the victim.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Listen to him whinge about sucking ass at his shitty, low-paying commission job

It's even better when he broadcasts these same Chibi Moments on Twitter after his Discord asspats and hardly gets any engagement.


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[Dr. Pasquale]

It's even better when he broadcasts these same Chibi Moments on Twitter after his Discord asspats and hardly gets any engagement.

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[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I love how the initial reaction he got to his muddled hysterics was:

"Feels bad man"

If anyone in his chat really wants to earn their crown they'd drop one of these:

of course they'd probably get banned immediately, but listen, it'll be worth it

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

"Stress makes you stronger" blahblah means your boss is an idiot who mindlessly parrots corporate platitudes, a corporate toady who hates his job as much as you, asshole who just realized the mistake of hiring you or a compassionate soul who tries very hard to not fire your ass.

He Even Capitalizes Random Words Like Chris Does. Word of (fruitless, shut up) advice: get yourself some kind of factory assembly line job. You will not have to deal with people, do repeatable but easy work, have stable working hours and pay and since you like speedrunning you can play beating your previous worker's assembling time record.

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

Why do I get the feeling he still has his job because his boss pitied him because he started tearing up/spilling his spaghetti?

 

[Snakebottom]

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Why do I get the feeling he still has his job because his boss pitied him because he started tearing up/spilling his spaghetti?

Snitchy Mcgee running to his boss’s boss just did the worst thing he could ever do. Imagine you’re the regional manager and you left dealing with dickhead floor guys behind long ago, only to have his blue haired, patchy bearded, cosplaying wanker come running up to you whinging that their line manager (probably someone you promoted because you get on with them and know they’re competent enough to handle this shit) made them write two paragraphs about why they’re not earning the company money. You’d be straight on to HR finding out if there’s any law prohibiting you from firing someone based on their social media splurging ASAP. I love the idea he was dressed as Phoenix Wright while he did this as well.