Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Oliver Onions said:
Susan is a reasonable woman. She will give you the chance to work your way back into her good graces with monetisable content.

If you fail to please the algorithm and return to making bank for her, though? Well, maybe one day your wife's out driving and suddenly the brakes in her car don't work so good. Who's to say...
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That would explain Jim's wife's disappearance. I had assumed the brakes just failed because the vehicle was grossly overweight.
 
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I decided to trawl through the comments of his Scott Cawthon vid to see if there was a semblance of sanity among all the ""Stephanie" is hot" tripe and thankfully a couple still seem to have their heads on straight.
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Naturally, these well thought out comments were buried among the mountain of comments practically sucking him off so the grand majority of people watching don't want to hear any kind of constructive reasoning.
 
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So I saw this video by Upper Echelon that's dropped today:


This is the kind of shit someone so outwardly obsessed with malfeasance and the health of the gaming industry should be putting out. Talking about serious, criminal actions going on in the shadows in the platforms we all use. But now, he'd rather do another wrestling skit and dress like an old aunt.
 
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To be perfectly honest, I'm just waiting for the moment for "Youtubers" or "Youtube Stans" or "Youtube, the company" becomes it's own Lolcow once a alternative rises up, because holy shit, if you wanted a easily visible example of how monopolies can fuck everything up and still carry on, Youtube is it.

I'm not saying they're as bad as companies that dodge responsibility when babies die and own so many food companies it's practically impossible to live (at least in america) without accidentally supporting them, but their fuckups are really blatant.

I'm not sure if Jim said this, but you should not have a subscription system so shitty your subs actually go down when you upload a video because people are reminded that you exist before the new guys discover your video and sub for more content. Like, that's a pretty shit thing to happen.
 
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Someone in a Tree said:
I stopped watching when Jim showed off a tweet he posted in response to Erik Kain’s response to Kotaku’s article about a new FNAF game in which the author called Cawthorn “weird” and a “Christian.” Jim defended Kotaku by stating that Cawthorn IS weird. When you have to dress up the way Jim does to feel “comfortable” and “like yourself,” I think you’ve lost the right to call anyone else weird. Even more mystifying is how he claimed Cawthorn’s donations to Mitch McConnell was evidence that he supported Quanon adjacent politics, as if McConnell has ever supported that movement. But it doesn’t matter because Jim and his followers have flattened all their opponents to the same thing. And with Jim’s girth, flattening comes easy.
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You'd think that Jim would be the type that'd embrace weird as a compliment.
 
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Lordfacer said:
I'm not sure if Jim said this, but you should not have a subscription system so shitty your subs actually go down when you upload a video because people are reminded that you exist before the new guys discover your video and sub for more content. Like, that's a pretty shit thing to happen.
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That's not a fault of the system, it's the fault of Jim for uploading shit content nobody, old or new, wants to watch.

If anything, the bigger problem with YouTube's cackhanded design is too often subscribers don't see content uploaded by the channels they sub to, because YouTube is more concerned with forcing ad-friendly and/or corporate shit down their throats.
 
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Neko GF said:
Jim owning the twansphobic haydurz:
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Personally, I've always viewed Jim as being a fat, soy-filled abombnation. And with him trooning out, absolutely nothing about that view has changed.
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No Jimbo, the only thing you've consistently been is a fat, insufferable, and unfunny cunt.
 
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Hyro said:
To be honest I'm surprised it's decreasing so slowly. I can only imagine it's people who haven't watched him for years just coming back, seeing Jim, fat as ever, wearing a ginger wig and immediately unsubscribing.
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Coming back to Jim's channel after like a year and finding him completely trooned out and full coomerbrained was one of the more horrifying images in my brain.
 
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Neko GF said:
Jim owning the twansphobic haydurz:
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Personally, I've always viewed Jim as being a fat, soy-filled abomination. And with him trooning out, absolutely nothing about that view has changed.
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Fine, Jim. We'll play retarded definition games and engage in word play because that's all 'educated' dumb fucks on the internet know how to do.

No, you're not a man. You may have straddled the line at points here and there, but you have failed utterly if your intent was to ever consistently be one and have ensured that nobody could possibly confuse you for one ever again.

That said you ARE male, you always have been male, and, no matter how many wigs you don, hormones you slam down, or scalpels you subject your genitalia to, you will ALWAYS be one. Nobody will confuse you for a traditional icon of strength, stoicism, protection, or provision, but we'll call you a "man" regardless because it can also simply mean some jack ass with a Y chromosome all the same.
 
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