"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 229 36.1%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 406 63.9%

  • Total voters
    635
It's been long since obvious that Jim just milks these retards for money. Any passion he had for making videos was noticeably gone after the patreon went up, though the IBS stuff he did was fairly entertaining, after it imploded he just stuck to panhandling for superchats on streams.
 
I don't think he hates Null though, I don't even think he blames him for the dox

To be fair, Jim did mention Chris Chan but didn't say anything about Josh and his coin sale. If Jim hated him, and is working for Ralph, he could have easily dumped on him when the Chris rape charges came out.

Jim seems to be going out of his way not to mention anyone who could be potentially butt hurt about what Jim says or doesn't say. Ralph unfollowing Jim after the "10/10" comment and Josh's conniption fit over "Gunt Guarding" being two examples.

ralph somehow fucked jade, has nudes of jade and jim, or has HD video of "the fingering"

I would be a little more sympathetic to Jim's detractors if they didn't always try to overreach with the criticism. Reading back last year, Jim apparently faked his cancer because he was so embarrassed over his COVID streams. That was apparently the flavor of the month on why Jim didn't have any balls. Claiming Jim is greedy because he won't shut down his subscription service, selling hats, and only doing streams for super chats are perfectly valid points.

The whole Jade is being blackmailed thing comes off as an attempt to manufacture drama.

All that happened is Jim is lazy and won't rock the boat, streams when he feels like it, and Josh is pissed he won't end Ralph's career.
I remember once back in Jim’s heyday I was added to a discord full of his fans. There were five different channels for porn

The main issue is that it's Discord. All the horse cock you can eat but calling someone a pedophile is being intolerant.
There is r/MisterMetokur on Reddit. It's like the polar opposite of this thread. Truly a Jim huge box.
 
I don't even remember Jim saying anything about Ralph other than that one Flamenco joke and by proxy when he talked about Mersh.
 
Anyone in this thread who'd rather bone Faith, Nora, Ade, or Pantsu than Jade must self-identify for purposes of mockery.
Nahh, i bet she looks fine in leather SS uniform, and thats the kind of asian chicks i like.

My point was, they ALL LOOK THE SAME, so you could just google some pictures of random chubby asians around her age and tell people its her.
 
Watching you guys spin yourselves up with this nothingburger has been pretty interesting to watch. You do realize that you're dancing to Ralph's tune, right? Even Null is doing it.

Ralph is the one who said (or screamed) that Jim didn't like Josh. He has no drama to talk about since his failing show is the drama. Then this thread starts going off with baseless claims about blackmail and revenge porn after Jim does a random stream about random stuff. So between a bunch of mind reading from Ralph and Jim doing a stream and not talking about what you wanted him to talk about, you play right into Ralph's hands. And then Null's dumb ass starts playing into it on his stream after a bunch of weirdos in this thread begin connecting invisible dots. This is all based upon Ralph's word. Jim doing nothing isn't a rational basis for the assumptions being made in this thread.

If you have something on Jim, spill it. Otherwise you're playing a game that only benefits Ralph. Don't get played by the Gunt, morons.

Here is my baseless claim: stop listening to the sock accounts of Gunt and Gator.
 
I mean if the blackmail theory is right (which I don't think is true at all) that's how he'd theoretically get Jade's nudes, and I assume Jim would care if Jade's nudes got leaked.
Would they? Jade was a titty streamer who did OOTD for simps during GG.

The big video that put her on Jim's radar was an Anita Sarkeesian parody where she pretended the reason she couldn't play games was because her dildo wasn't working as a controller.

And by the way, if they do care there's an easy answer: "Pig, you're already facing revenge porn charges, and we're contacting the prosecutor in your case with your threats to release more revenge porn."
 
Would they? Jade was a titty streamer who did OOTD for simps during GG.

The big video that put her on Jim's radar was an Anita Sarkeesian parody where she pretended the reason she couldn't play games was because her dildo wasn't working as a controller.

And by the way, if they do care there's an easy answer: "Pig, you're already facing revenge porn charges, and we're contacting the prosecutor in your case with your threats to release more revenge porn."
The Sarkeesian video is the one I was talking about.

I'm legit curious to see how Jim's fans would react if his wife's nudes from when she regularly posted them leaked. Would they call Jim an iDubbbz style simp? Would they say "it's in the past!" and ignore it? Would they be totally retarded and claim how "based" Jim is for being the one having sex with her?

(This isn't a threat or request or anything btw)
 
I mean if the blackmail theory is right (which I don't think is true at all) that's how he'd theoretically get Jade's nudes, and I assume Jim would care if Jade's nudes got leaked.
How can anybody tell that its jade? I can get some chubby asian whores pics and shop some evidence for her beeing jade in about 10 minutes...

Blackmail doesnt work if you cant tell the difference.
 
Watching you guys spin yourselves up with this nothingburger has been pretty interesting to watch. You do realize that you're dancing to Ralph's tune, right? Even Null is doing it.

Ralph is the one who said (or screamed) that Jim didn't like Josh. He has no drama to talk about since his failing show is the drama. Then this thread starts going off with baseless claims about blackmail and revenge porn after Jim does a random stream about random stuff. So between a bunch of mind reading from Ralph and Jim doing a stream and not talking about what you wanted him to talk about, you play right into Ralph's hands. And then Null's dumb ass starts playing into it on his stream after a bunch of weirdos in this thread begin connecting invisible dots. This is all based upon Ralph's word. Jim doing nothing isn't a rational basis for the assumptions being made in this thread.

If you have something on Jim, spill it. Otherwise you're playing a game that only benefits Ralph. Don't get played by the Gunt, morons.

Here is my baseless claim: stop listening to the sock accounts of Gunt and Gator.
I like how this post got a bunch of positive stickers and then we all went immediately back to talking about Jade's hypothetical n00dz.
I'm legit curious to see how Jim's fans would react if his wife's nudes from when she regularly posted them leaked. Would they call Jim an iDubbbz style simp? Would they say "it's in the past!" and ignore it? Would they be totally exceptional and claim how "based" Jim is for being the one having sex with her?
Are there a significant number of Jim fans who don't know Jade was a bit of an e-girl seven or eight years ago? Would anyone be that surprised if pics like this showed up? The important part is that she grew out of it pretty early for your average e-girl. My statute of limitations for caring has passed.

At any rate, this is all hypothetical; I do not believe that Ralph is holding Jade nudes or any other form of blackmail over Jim's head and I kind of wish the stupid speculation along those lines would stop being repeated, lest it turn into "fact."
 
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