Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Disclaimer that I'm only on p.598 (catching up), but I had to say something before I lost the post. I was reading @Special spoonie 's rundown on chroniciconic's recent meltdown and could see through several fictions of hers extremely clearly.

Spoilered for length & also because I'm late as hell:

Firstly, that she 100% has an eating disorder, and is lying about it for a) outrage against the NHS, and b) to distract from the fact that the weight loss is fully intentional.

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"Methylphenidate 30mg x3 daily"

I read this and thought "no wonder you're losing weight, you dumb cunt". Methylphenidate is a stimulant medication used for ADHD (and sometimes narcolepsy, but her dose is past the 60mg max for that). Here's the BNF guidelines on dose. 100mg daily is the max dose for adult ADHD, and most patients will never reach this because you get horrible stimulant side effects at high doses. She takes 90mg daily, which is pretty fucking high. Luckily she has a metric ton of diazepam and opioids to counteract the sweating and palpitations, but it'll still act as an amazing appetite suppressant. She's basically speedballing.

(edit) also, these med lists make me laugh so much. I've broken it down below:
Methylphenidate - ADHD stimulant, commonly abused.
Omeprazole - for acid reflux.
Vaciclovir - Antiviral, mostly for herpes lol
Laxido - Laxative, for those opioid poops.
Diazepam - Sedative, interferes with memory formation. Commonly abused.
Codeine - Opiate painkiller, commonly abused.
Paracetamol - bongland Tylenol, standard dose of mild painkiller.
Loratidine - Antihistamine, mostly for hayfever.
Quetiapine - Also known as Seroquel, it's a fairly sedating antipsychotic.
Rizatriptan - Migraine medication.
Tramadol - More opiates, probably shouldn't be taken with codeine - most people are prescribed one or the other.
Ketotifen - Another antihistamine.
Rupatidine - ANOTHER antihistamine.
Famotidine - You guessed it - yet another antihistamine. Otherwise known as Pepcid. No fucking wonder she's tired, even on nearly a max dose of what is basically meth.
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Remember this, when she fancied a nice walk, despite spending hours crying about being wheelchair-bound?

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Well, the reason for her 'weird amnesic fugue' to primark is 100% eating disorder. The following image is a blatant body check. She wanted to go shopping to see what size clothing she could squeeze into. Note the weird pose to show off both her skinny arms and protuding hipbones; she's proud of this. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't post this on a few pro-ana forums.

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Note also the posed tiny arm in this image talking about weight. She's thrilled that someone commented on it, just mad that they said it looked good instead of cooing in concern over her poor frail body.

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Diazepam is literally used to prevent memory formation during stressful dental procedures. One of its main medical uses is to interfere with memory storage. She's got one hell of an addiction and it's going to fuck with her memory for a few years.

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Also, I thought they locked all her other meds away? How could she mix them?

Speaking of: imagine being the staff in this house.

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"It's really unsafe that I had lots of spare meds, so I showed that I have an awareness of this and disposed of the surplus, indicating that I am responsible with my meds and have no intention of overdose."

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"No wait, you have to take all my meds from me and lock them up because I'm unsafe. Also I can't walk up and down stairs to get the box, even though I returned from a long walk with shopping bags recently."

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"Even though I'm so unsafe and demanded this safeguarding, I deliberately kept a secret stash of diazepam and probably opioids, because I am an addict, and immediately took these in an overdose, showing that the locked box is completely ineffectual."

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"I ended up in A&E because I didn't have access to enough diazepam, even though last time I was here it was for overdosing on my secret large stash of diazepam."

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"Here is me once again showing great responsibility about managing my medication, but it's fucked up that they gave me the key! What if I overdose???"

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"Glad I had access to my pills, I safeguarded myself so well with access to my own medication"

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"I gave myself a diazepam tolerance? surprisedpikachu.jpg"

I understand why her narrative is so fucked because she's on an insane amount of meds, many of which contradict each others' effects, but it doesn't help her one iota.

(edited to spoiler, on mobile so no idea if i've fucked up any formatting.
edit 2: added some med sperging)
 

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Look what i found! David "daddy" Crisp's active LinkedIn account including confirmation they were accused of FDIOA and threatened to be detained by police and some clues that Bee may be diagnosed with MECFS and in a wheelchair for tired legs and not paralysis.
Apologies If these images come up huge I'm just dumping them on mobile.
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How did the marriage to her nigerian prince go? Did she enjoy her chocolate tasting session?
They broke up pretty fast. For a little while after she dropped the drooling tard videos and pretended to be a special needs dancer but dropped it and pretended to be a drooling paralyzed tard again.
 
They broke up pretty fast. For a little while after she dropped the drooling tard videos and pretended to be a special needs dancer but dropped it and pretended to be a drooling paralyzed tard again.

Oh well. She will always be a drooling retard to me, whatever happens.
 
Look what i found! David "daddy" Crisp's active LinkedIn account including confirmation they were accused of FDIOA and threatened to be detained by police and some clues that Bee may be diagnosed with MECFS and in a wheelchair for tired legs and not paralysis.
Apologies If these images come up huge I'm just dumping them on mobile.

I wonder if maybe Bee is actually the product of Daddy Crisp's identity production, rather than him/his wife being pulled into her nonsense. In those posts he seems really intent on presenting a particular narrative of himself. What if he's been using her as a tool to create this identity of himself as carer and advocate since she was a baby? Maybe she's so indoctrinated that her participation in this is because she has a completely twisted sense of reality and of herself and actually doesn't even see herself as an autonomous person but rather only ever as daddy's little angel, fulfilling whatever role he needs her to fulfil in the moment? Whatever version of her daddy dearest needs, she will play, so that he can live out his fantasy as carer/advocate.
 
I wonder if maybe Bee is actually the product of Daddy Crisp's identity production, rather than him/his wife being pulled into her nonsense. In those posts he seems really intent on presenting a particular narrative of himself. What if he's been using her as a tool to create this identity of himself as carer and advocate since she was a baby? Maybe she's so indoctrinated that her participation in this is because she has a completely twisted sense of reality and of herself and actually doesn't even see herself as an autonomous person but rather only ever as daddy's little angel, fulfilling whatever role he needs her to fulfil in the moment? Whatever version of her daddy dearest needs, she will play, so that he can live out his fantasy as carer/advocate.
This is exactly what I think is happening. With a sprinkle of paedophilia.

Isn't this bish her 20s now? Grow the fuck up. She should be blacklisted by the NHS.
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Compare to this taken less than 2 weeks apart from that binkie hospital gown photo.
Look at those "paralysed" toes.
This is the pic the convinced me daddy crisp is a nonce.
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Compare to this taken less than 2 weeks apart from that binkie hospital gown photo.
Look at those "paralysed" toes.
This is the pic the convinced me daddy crisp is a nonce.
Hard agree with the Daddy Nonce comments, and I'm also pretty sure Bee is wearing a diaper in this photo, which I assume was taken by Daddy. (:_(
 
Hard agree with the Daddy Nonce comments, and I'm also pretty sure Bee is wearing a diaper in this photo, which I assume was taken by Daddy. (:_(
She is. The diaper is increasingly visible in Bees "sexy mode" pics. Just a daddy taking pics of his 21(?) Year old mentally disabled daughters diaper crotch in see thru tights. Completely normal and healthy behaviour.
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She is. The diaper is increasingly visible in Bees "sexy mode" pics. Just a daddy taking pics of his 21(?) Year old mentally disabled daughters diaper crotch in see thru tights. Completely normal and healthy behaviour.
Where is she active these days? She used to be sharing her journey through the PoWer of DanCe via Instagram, but went underground after followers didn't pass her "tests" via pm. Bee was my pet munch for a while. Like a car crash, it is difficult to not stare.
 
Where is she active these days? She used to be sharing her journey through the PoWer of DanCe via Instagram, but went underground after followers didn't pass her "tests" via pm. Bee was my pet munch for a while. Like a car crash, it is difficult to not stare.
There are some redditors with access to her insta. It's still up but she has to follow you or you can't see anything.
Elaborate socks pretending to be disabled kid inspo parent run accounts were needed to get access.
So far daddy is still happily posting away on his LinkedIn about how he definitely doesn't have MBP and how social services are big meanies without a care in the world.
Speaking of social services here's daddy crisp admitting in an article that Bee and Brother were both on the child protection register at one point.
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For non britbongs that means social services had serious concerns about the children's safety. That's the last level of concern before they take your kids away.
 
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There are some redditors with access to her insta. It's still up but she has to follow you or you can't see anything.
Elaborate socks pretending to be disabled kid inspo parent run accounts were needed to get access.
So far daddy is still happily posting away on his LinkedIn about how he definitely doesn't have MBP and how social services are big meanies without a care in the world.
Speaking of social services here's daddy crisp admitting in an article that Bee and Brother were both on the child protection register at one point.
For non britbongs that means social services had serious concerns about the children's safety. That's the last level of concern before they take your kids away.
Yeah, I'm not going through the trouble of crafting a fancy sock for munchwatching. If my usual doesn't fit, then oh well. I wonder what this "Child Protection Register" entails in the UK. Here in Hamburgerland, I believe it involves adding a family to a list to be monitored by DCF -- something like having an assigned caseworker, though maybe not to that magnitude in every state. Seems like the Crisps are not new to being on the radar and Daddy Crisp is keen to shout from the rooftops. What a ragtag bunch.
 
Yeah, I'm not going through the trouble of crafting a fancy sock for munchwatching. If my usual doesn't fit, then oh well. I wonder what this "Child Protection Register" entails in the UK. Here in Hamburgerland, I believe it involves adding a family to a list to be monitored by DCF -- something like having an assigned caseworker, though maybe not to that magnitude in every state. Seems like the Crisps are not new to being on the radar and Daddy Crisp is keen to shout from the rooftops. What a ragtag bunch.
It means there will be a team of social workers assigned to the family and they will have to satisfy this team over a long period that the children are not in immediate danger. The parents can be made to do parenting courses or there can be other conditions that have to be met.
There are 2 lower levels of child social services. Your kids don't go on the register without a very good reason.
 
It means there will be a team of social workers assigned to the family and they will have to satisfy this team over a long period that the children are not in immediate danger. The parents can be made to do parenting courses or there can be other conditions that have to be met.
There are 2 lower levels of child social services. Your kids don't go on the register without a very good reason.
I wonder if Bernadette is still considered a ward of her parents, given the narrative they've crafted for her and how deeply she's dug her heels in on being a person with profound special needs (that come and go depending on her instagram narrative, but whatever). If she's still considered a dependent, then would Bongland's version of DCF/CPS still consider her for their radar? Her hospitalization awhile back during which she was held against her will (or whatever she was claiming) seems like some sort of attempt at a welfare hold. There's no way someone with this level of NHS support is going unnoticed...especially with her absurd social media presence showcasing her clear abilities.
 
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