US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CarlosDanger]

First democrat defector

 

[Sithis]

I hate this fucking shit so much.

 

[Gehenna]

Wew. It's hard to imagine 1.2T being nothing but that's the modern US budget for you.

Its largely just "Continue existing bullshit", with absolutely nothing new or anything to pay off their debts. Just an affirmation that they can do stuff and meant to be a reassurance... that was supposed to occur -way- earlier.

 

[Oats12345]

Republicans back to 5

What's with the constant change of mind?

 

[Oxous]

5 Democrats just voted Nay.

KF is slow as fuck for me rn.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

Wew. It's hard to imagine 1.2T being nothing but that's the modern US budget for you.

Printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but only for certain people of course

 

[CarlosDanger]

5 Democrat defectors, 7 Republicans.

 

[Blackhole]

oh my gawd can the rinos make up their minds
one moment it's 5 then it's 4 yays but then it's 6 then back to 4 then up to 5 back to 4 blahblahblah
fucks sake,flip-flopping nigger lovers.

 

[CarlosDanger]

8 Republicans are a yes.

 

[Snekposter]

It wasn't even good for insurance companies. Obamacare, even as the pitch against pre-existing conditions, failed the basic premise of insurance; risk pools determining cost of coverage. Every other dumb thing from Obamacare, like the rising tax penalty for not having insurance and requiring companies that have over 100 full-time employees to provide, flow from this basic failure of insurance.

Don't forget if you had an excellent quality plan that covered anything and everything... it got taxed now at absurd rates. Because reasons.

Will himself also didn't think he fit in with his rich uncle/cousins and tried to find an identity separate from them, although you could also argue that he was a teenager and just trying to find his identity in general.

Why would he fit in, though? He's a relatively poor kid from West Philly who kept getting in fights, so his mom shipped him off across the country to live in ultra-wealthy Bel Air. Isn't the entire premise that he's a fish out of water?

I guess Biden's mental health is a touchy subject for the blue checkmarks today. Nikki Haley caused a bit of a stir it seems when she proposed that older politicians should be forced to take a cognitive test, and every one of them has replied in lockstep that Trump (and then her) should be forced to take one first.

Funnily enough, Trump said during the election he totally would if Biden would.

 

[Oats12345]

oh my gawd can the rinos make up their minds
one moment it's 5 then it's 4 yays but then it's 6 then back to 4 then up to 5 back to 4 blahblahblah
fucks sake,flip-flopping nigger lovers.

That's what I been asking. What are they remembering what Newt threatened

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

8 Republicans are a yes.

Looks to me like the GOP is fixing to give Biden/Pelosi a “bipartisan” win

 

[Oxous]

Looks to me like the GOP is fixing to give Biden/Pelosi a “bipartisan” win

It's called the bipartisan infrastructure bill for a reason. This is the slimmed down version

 

[Trianon]

Kinzinger is one of the Repub defectors, he's already announced he's a dead man walking and resigning this term.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

Looks to me like the GOP is fixing to give Biden/Pelosi a “bipartisan” win

For what purpose? Wouldn't it be better to let the Dems hang themselves out to dry?

 

[Oats12345]

It's called the bipartisan infrastructure bill for a reason. This is the slimmed down version

Form what i understand this one doesn't have all the radical stuff in it

 

[Gehenna]

Looks to me like the GOP is fixing to give Biden/Pelosi a “bipartisan” win

I mean, yes. But see above on why that... really fucking doesn't matter, Like, Jesus fuck why is -this bill- the one up in the air? I legit ignored it after it got passed in the senate and had thought they already passed it.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

For what purpose? Wouldn't it be better to let the Dems hang themselves out to dry?

A lot of reasons. Some of these guys are on their way out the door next year due to redistricting and probably want a job at CNN

 

[Scale Smerch]

5 Democrat defectors, 7 Republicans.

Means another 5 RINOs are required, and that's before any further Dem defections.

I really want this to blow up in Pelosi's face, but damn this is already prime entertainment.

 

[CarlosDanger]

The bill passed because of RINOs lol. Fucking idiots.