Hi all,
This is probably going to be confusing, but I will try my best to explain it. I'm curious as to your experiences with jerking games. I was always a bit innovative with masturbation, from the things I used to the things I would do. As a teen in middle school and high school I made my own masturbation games. I wrote them down on paper, the rules and the point system and everything. One was for playing Madden Football on xbox and one was for exhibitionism. For example, I made a game for Madden Football on xbox. For each tackle, interception, first down, touchdown, field goal, sack, fumble, etc, you would get a number of "points" which enabled you to masturbate in a certain way. Like, winning the coin toss meant you could lightly masturbate and put your dick in a pillow or stuffed animal or something. Then once you hit that goal, every first down or tackle you made gave you 20 thrusts. If you scored a touchdown then you got 75 thrusts. If the touchdown was more than 40 yards you got an additional 15 thrusts. If you got an interception or had a turnover on downs, you had to take your cock out of the pillow/stuffed animal. Then you had to tackle someone or get an interception to be able to put your cock back in. if you scored an interception and a TD and your dick wasn't permitted in the pillow, then you could only insert your cock into the pillow/stuffed animal and not enjoy your thrusts. Only after it was in the stuffed animal/pillow could you actually enjoy your thrusts as they were earned. Certain things made you eligible to have porn mags open in front of you or a porno playing alongside the football game. Does that make sense? It was surprisingly fun as a teen. Also, a bit awkward when you’re “Playing video games” and your mom comes in your room to drop of laundry....lmao. Quick and frantic covering stuff up and moving around as the door is opening hahaha.
For exhibition/wanking outdoors I created something similar. There was a 3 step process: 1. Buying your way outdoors 2. Buying your ability to get nude outdoors 3. Wanking on things outdoors.
First you had to "Buying your way outdoors". This consisted of looking at a site like Elephantlist.com (
Free Porn Pics, XXX Sex Videos - Elephant List Free Porn Links) where they have general links to stuff like "babes" or "Milfs". You dont know what you will be looking at before you click on the link. So, the goal was to have these links bring you to a set of pictures where you had to guess if they girl would be bending over and showing her bare ass (I'm an ass guy
). Generally, you can only see the first 4 pictures of the photo set because you have to scroll down the page to see all the photos. So, when you see the first 4 photos, you have to make a guess if she will be bending over or on all fours in the following pictures. If you guess she was and she ended up showing her ass, then you get that right. If you said she would show her bare ass and she didnt, then you missed it. You could only miss guess 2 times. If you miss guessed any more than that, then you weren't eligible to go out and wank outdoors. This was the first step. After you correctly guessed if she was showing her ass, then you could go outside and wank. (She couldn’t be masturbating with a dildo or getting fucked in the pics. Those weren’t eligible. She had to be posing nude). Also, if she was showing her bare ass in the first 4 pics, then you were automatically allowed to go outside and you could skip the next step “Buying your ability to get nude outdoors.” For example (
Sophie Hart Gallery 6 - Best British Babes) in this set of pics, the woman is bending over in the first 4 pics, but her underwear is still on, so this doesn’t count. You have to guess if she will be showing her bare ass later in the set, which she is. Also, if you weren’t sure if she would be showing her ass, you could always take a pass, which didn’t hurt your ratio of correct/incorrect answers. After you earn your eligibility to wanking outdoors, the following rules then applied.
You had to stop your car somewhere and wank with your car door open for 2 min and you couldnt stop. Meaning if a car came and you had to stop, then the clock reset. You also had to have your cock pulled over your shorts, but you could not have your shorts pulled down around your knees or ankles, they had to be around your waist. Then you had to pull your pants to your knees and wank for 1 minute (More risky). If you couldn’t do this uninterrupted then you had to start over. So, if you could wank for 2 minutes and then 1 minute while more exposed, then you were eligible to go outside the car and wank where ever you wanted. Then the following point system then applied.
Point were allotted for each object you wanked on/use a fleshlight on or whatever you're into. Meaning, there is 50 pts if you thrust 50 times on a highway median. or 30 points if you do it on a guardrail on the side of a road. Hood of your car is 10 pts, trunk or passenger side window is 10 pts. Train crossing was like 70 pts. 100 pts if a train was actually passing. Directly exposing to someone was 400 pts. Stop signs were like 20 pts. 15 additional pts were awarded to each object you jerked on if it was daylight (before dusk). If you were fully nude and 100 paces from your car it added 15 pts to the object you were wanking on (50pts if daylight). For example, I use a fleshlight tucked into a pillow. I would put the pillow and fleshlight on a guardrail and stroke my dick in an out 50 times while fully nude. This gave me 30 points. I can only count a guardrail one time, doesn’t matter if I later do it on another guardrail or not. Then, if I walked 100 paces from my car and fucked the fleshlight & pillow against a stop sign I would get 35 pts (So risky being that far from the car +15 and the stop sign is 20 pts. Being that far from the car sometimes requires you to sprint back fully nude if a car comes haha). Etc. etc. etc.
This was surprisingly a lot of fun. I mainly did it at night in full nude. If you got to 300 points you then you didn’t have to play the guessing game with the pictures, nor did you have to go through the 2 min & 1 min wanking in your car to be eligible to wank outside the next time you wanted to go. You could just go and get fully naked and have fun fucking yourself on objects all over the countryside all night. If you got to 400 pts, then you got 2 free trips outside.
I’ll see if I can find my old set of rules. They were pretty elaborate.
I’m sure this probably doesn’t make sense, but it was a lot of fun. Do any of you have something similar you created or would do?
