🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco]

Someone make a thread for his planned gofundme. I want a poll at the top so we can vote to predict how little money it will get.

Once one actually exists, a thread will be made. No point in making a thread for something that doesn't currently exist and may not ever exist.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Someone make a thread for his planned gofundme. I want a poll at the top so we can vote to predict how little money it will get.

He’d never be allowed on GFM and most donation platforms won’t allow legal funds, esp for criminal charges. Ralph is going to use some shady “just Venmo me some cash” shit in hopes some people will be dumb enough to give him some money to bet on Sunday’s games.

He certainly won’t use anything that would show donation amounts or involve an iota of transparency because he needs his living and gambling expenses covered, not legal fees.

 

[Sam Losco]

He’d never be allowed on GFM and most donation platforms won’t allow legal funds, esp for criminal charges. Ralph is going to use some shady “just Venmo me some cash” shit in hopes some people will be dumb enough to give him some money to bet on Sunday’s games.

He certainly won’t use anything that would show donation amounts or involve an iota of transparency because he needs his living and gambling expenses covered, not legal fees.

He said GiveSendGo on Twitter which is a Christian crowdfunding site.

https://www.givesendgo.com/

lol Don't think that'll last long either.

 

[Thomas Highway]

The cynicism knows no bounds.

 

[MediocreMilt]

What church do he and Pantsu go to?

 

[Not Even Twice]

The hospital had a big incentive to chalk it up to angina or panic attack or anything to get his fat, no insurance having, ass back on the plane and out of Clark County asap.

The hospitals would go bankrupt if they admitted every broken down piece of shit that had a health crisis in Vegas. He needs to be the problem of his local Virginia hospital system. I’m sure they have a whole streamlined game plan to get the fat broke uninsured losers back on the plane and home asap. All they have to do is make sure is he’s in good enough shape to survive the trip home.

Oh yeah I forgot about the insurance thing. Living in Scandinavia-land I sometimes forget that healthcare works a little different in the states.

 

[Thomas Highway]

What church do he and Pantsu go to?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He said GiveSendGo on Twitter which is a Christian crowdfunding site.

https://www.givesendgo.com/

lol Don't think that'll last long either.

Mission, Medical, Family, Memorial are the four fundraising categories at givesendgo.

Is Gunt going to start the “Ronnie Ralph Memorial Legal Defense Against Teen Mothers My Son Harasses Fund”?

I don’t think he will last long if he tries to set up a grift there.

 

[thismanlies]

Chat making him seethe. But remember guys he's an important political figure

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If there's one thing a convicted felon who already has a pending criminal case against him should do, it's publicly announce your intent to commit an act of violence.

 

[High Tea]

He said GiveSendGo on Twitter which is a Christian crowdfunding site.

https://www.givesendgo.com/

lol Don't think that'll last long either.

He's using a Christian GoFundMe for raising funds to defend non Christian behavior. Baked Alaska does the same. They aren't afraid of God smiting them are they?

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

This is not only the fourth time that Ralph's is going to court over shit he's done to the Vickers Clan, it's the second time he's violated a restraining order. But he's totally a good boy who dindu nuffin.

 

[veri]

He's using a Christian GoFundMe for raising funds to defend non Christian behavior. Baked Alaska does the same. They aren't afraid of God smiting them are they?

if you tweet the occasional CHRIST IS KANG you'll be good to use it

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

if you tweet the occasional CHRIST IS KANG you'll be good to use it

Don’t forget “only God can judge me”

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Chat making him seethe. But remember guys he's an important political figure

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He's so fucking scared

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Chat making him seethe. But remember guys he's an important political figure

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Whats the felon going to do? Shoot him with a gunt that he is unable to legally own?

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Whats the felon going to do? Shoot him with a gunt that he is unable to legally own?

I think you'll find Ralph in fact always has a License to Gunt.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chat making him seethe. But remember guys he's an important political figure

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Someone call Frank Hassle

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph will get a heart attack and die, blowing out the ayylawgs by being incapable of being found not guilty.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Let me put it this way, the average person with diabetes is healthier then Ralph.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

I think you'll find Ralph in fact always has a License to Gunt.

Lol, i wanted to write gun. But his gunt is so omnipotent it changed the words i wrote to be more fitting