11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[Mr E. Grifter]

It'll have to be out of pocket since he doesn't have heath insurance and that 35k or whatever he has sitting in his bank account is dwindling pretty fast.

That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.

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The Gunt had a bump.

 

[Null]

WOOOO TIME TO GO DRIVING VRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM


Edit:
Landover Rd
Maryland, USA

Princes Georges County

Why is he in Maryland?

 

[Freeman]

Hell of a week for ol' piggy, he must have absorbed Cleo's nine lives when he feasted on her.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lmao, holy shit Ralph. You winning there buddy?

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

He was on his phone, calling it.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.

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The Gunt had a bump.

Ralph was texting and driving again wasn't he?

 

[TayandYou]

That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.

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The Gunt had a bump.

Did he get T-boned?

 

[Neko GF]

Tweet | Archive

Since tweeting this, Ralph has gotten in to a car crash, has multiple legal issues, and a couple minor issues such as browser crash with Brave. Cozy mouth is off to a great start!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Since tweeting this, Ralph has gotten in to a car crash, has multiple legal issues, and a couple minor issues such as browser crash with Brave. Cozy mouth is off to a great start!

Don't forget the acute chest pains at the airport. Extra cozy!

 

[Haru Okumura]

A week or so ago, Ethan showed clips of Jacob Wohl's pedophile sting show (a la To Catch a Predator) that is filmed in DC. He said that he'd reached an agreement with Wohl to help conduct one of the stings, to be filmed and included in the show.

Today, he characterized this morning's appointment as "a location shoot", and got into an accident along a route that could take him to DC.



Tweet / https://archive.md/C28mv

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'd be willing to bet that he was screwing around on his phone and ran a redlight seeing as it's at a traffic stop.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.

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The Gunt had a bump.

Josh Moon personally crashed into King Ralph in a desprate attempt to silence the RALPHAMALE. SAD

 

[ddlloo]

Christ what a week. Pantsu's court shit, Ralph's court shit, his heart imploding, and now a car crash while possibly on his way to bust totallyreal pedophiles with that dunning kruger poster child Jacob Wohl.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.

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The Gunt had a bump.

LOL holy shit. We all know how that happened anyway. Distracted driving from being on his fucking phone and being at least slightly impaired if he doesnt need some Maker's to get out of bed in the morning.

 

[Near]

>Superchatmobile
This is your fucking fault Jim. Every part of it.

 

[Null]

Josh Moon personally crashed into King Ralph in a desprate attempt to silence the RALPHAMALE. SAD

The gunt nigger glows in the dark. You can see them when you're driving. You run them over, that's what you do.

Fuckin Fraiser.

 

[Chris Chad]

At least all the fat cushioned poor Ralph's neck, can't have our Ralphamale getting whiplash and fucking his neck up permanently. The last thing I'd want is for him to develop an addiction to pain pills again!

 

[Crystal Golem]

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NOOOOOORRAAA!

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

The gunt nigger glows in the dark. You can see them when you're driving. You run them over, that's what you do.

Fuckin Fraiser.

You can try and silence our mensch but it will never work, not with chads like Randbot and Gaytor on his side. Give up Josh you never stood a chance against a God like Ralph.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

@Null did cause Ralph to crash the Guntmobile.

Ralph was so busy exclaiming his hatred of Josh to the world on his phone that he didn't see that red light which caused someone to slam into him.