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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Kenny🐍Jones said:
So Ralph had a little heart attack? I don't know if I believe it, sounds like sympathy play to me.
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I can believe flying back to a house with Pantsu probably feels like imminent death.

Besides he’s now got a BPD pregnant e-thot with a blackmail folder at home who’s now expecting more effort and attention from daddy Ralph. He can greatly lower expectations and responsibilities with a bad ticker. Now any time May complains about being knocked up or asks Ralph to pay a bill he can do his best Sanford & Son, grab his chest and tell Sandra he will see her soon.
LaurenLauren said:
GOD PLEASE, LET ME SEE GUNT HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON STREAM!
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It’s a good scheme to get more subscribers. He could probably triple his numbers if people thought there was a decent chance of watching piggy keel over on a stream. Way better content than Tucker clips.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
@theralph you should consider one of these for your next trip to Vegas
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It's not good for an obese manlet to be waddling around the desert, especially with that bad leg you told us about when you shit your pants on stream.
> bad heart
> bad legs
> protruding gunt
> angry all the time
It pains me to agree with those predicting death within the next few years

I'll be sad when you're gone Ralph. It just won't be the same alawging a boring faggot like Gator.
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Silly rabbit, when Ralph is gone Gator will evolve into a new Ralph.

It’ll be slow at first, slight gunt jutting out of the fat folds, higher pitched voice, increased appetite for alcohol…… Then the nightmare truly begins, he’ll develop a taste for nigger culture, that gunt will drain the rest of the body to feed itself, his peepee will turn into an MM, whatever he’s wearing will mutate into tight orange shorts and soon, as Gator’s mind is subsumed by Ralph his last thoughts will be satisfaction that he owned the Kiwis by being a vessel for Ralph.

The reborn Ralph will then scream “KILLSTREAM BABY! YOU CAN’T ABORT THE RETORT! I AM IMMORTAL JOSH!” He of course won’t thank Gator for literally giving up his flesh and blood.
 
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Kup said:
Silly rabbit, when Ralph is gone Gator will evolve into a new Ralph.
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I'm thinking it'll be something like:
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Fannyscum said:
I was always hoping he'd pull a Budd Dwyer on stream but he doesn't have the plums or access to a firearm.
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Can't he get an antique flintlock due to the rules? "If this goes off it may hurt someone, sit down."
 
Hüftpriester said:
@theralph you should consider one of these for your next trip to Vegas
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It's not good for an obese manlet to be waddling around the desert, especially with that bad leg you told us about when you shit your pants on stream.
> bad heart
> bad legs
> protruding gunt
> angry all the time
It pains me to agree with those predicting death within the next few years

I'll be sad when you're gone Ralph. It just won't be the same alawging a boring faggot like Gator.
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If Ethan Ralph gets a mobility scooter, he will become the ultimate Amerifat stereotype.
 
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Arcturus said:
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I'm losing my shit over the "enemies of the show" part.
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I want to make sure I understand this.

Ralphamale wanted to get to Vegas to avoid being doxxed, SWATted, or any other sort of IRL thing with those he did t want an IRL thing.

So he left his allegedly pregnant alleged fiancé back home alone to get doxxed, SWATted, or whatever?

Someone didn’t think his tweet through. He looks even worse than usual.

ddlloo said:
I'll be honest, I don't know how much of what Ralph says is him bullshitting for his fans/ego. What he is saying doesn't make sense. If people want to serve him, he'll get served eventually. You can't avoid it forever. So either he's bullshitting his fans about why he's in Lost Wages again, or he has genuinely convinced himself it's an ingenious plan.
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A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel (n. Pauly Shore).

Freeman said:
Piggy is gonna drop dead soon
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Gunt Deathwatch 2021.
 
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