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Tumblr seems to go through phases of what mental illness they all collectively have. I think autism came first (and then never left), then depression/anxiety, and then once people got sick of not being unique enough to get special depression asspats, they moved onto BPD. Eventually they'll get bored of BPD and move onto something else. If the tags are any indicator, the next big one might be Histrionic Personality Disorder. A lot of people in that tag claim to have it in addition to BPD.

But aren't they all big attention whores already?
 
Tumblr seems to go through phases of what mental illness they all collectively have. I think autism came first (and then never left), then depression/anxiety, and then once people got sick of not being unique enough to get special depression asspats, they moved onto BPD. Eventually they'll get bored of BPD and move onto something else. If the tags are any indicator, the next big one might be Histrionic Personality Disorder. A lot of people in that tag claim to have it in addition to BPD.
I was going to mention hisitronic personality disorder, but decided against it because of the fact I see BPD and DID more.

If HPD's next, god help tumblr.
 
If the tags are any indicator, the next big one might be Histrionic Personality Disorder. A lot of people in that tag claim to have it in addition to BPD.

HPD means being a screaming asshole. They already are that. I'd be surprised if they'd pick the one disorder they may actually have.

Also, the personality disorders aren't ones that let you get away with everything. They're just basically diagnostic categories for what kind of asshole you are, and you don't get a get out of jail free card with them.
 
what is their obsession with BPD and DID specifically? BPD is a damaging disorder to have and those who share some traits with them even hate it. Why bother pretending you have it?
were tumblrites so bad at roleplaying that the only way they'd ever get any RPing done was to do it with themselves and call it their headmates?
They like BPD because they can use it as an excuse to be an asshole and demand attention. As for DID, it's basically just them playing with imaginary friends.
 
Saw this tw post for Undertale, a turn based rpg where you don't have to fight anyone.

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If you have to put that many specifications on your blog for who you want following you, maybe - just maybe - you shouldn't be on the internet.
honestly if i wanted a rulebook on how to talk to you I'd go and pursue the hot girl next door with the dad who has an all access lifetime pass to the NRA.
 
Does this count? (It's from a prominent Tumblr user who drafted an about me page for her blog on her phone, but posted it elsewhere due to complications with the site.)

Not all of it is bad, so I'll put the highlights below:

i use she/they/he pronouns but i consider myself genderless.
[...]
my triggers are:
  • plush abuse (plushes neglected, abandoned, or injured) (this is the major one, please avoid posting altogether if you can!)
  • animal abuse
  • costumed mascot abuse (being beaten up, fainting, being mocked or injured)
  • pedophilia
  • twitter fights/public meltdowns
  • gore/self harm
  • world of warcraft
[...]
my kins!!!
[She has a shit-ton of them, so here are just a few:]
  • diglett
  • waddle dee; usually purple, sometimes orange
  • baby emperor penguin
  • stuffed animals as a concept (this one is hard to explain)

(Also: archived version, as well as a mirror of the full images)
 
Does this count? (It's from a prominent Tumblr user who drafted an about me page for her blog on her phone, but posted it elsewhere due to complications with the site.)

Not all of it is bad, so I'll put the highlights below:

i use she/they/he pronouns but i consider myself genderless.
[...]
my triggers are:
  • plush abuse (plushes neglected, abandoned, or injured) (this is the major one, please avoid posting altogether if you can!)
  • animal abuse
  • costumed mascot abuse (being beaten up, fainting, being mocked or injured)
  • pedophilia
  • twitter fights/public meltdowns
  • gore/self harm
  • world of warcraft
[...]
my kins!!!
[She has a shit-ton of them, so here are just a few:]
  • diglett
  • waddle dee; usually purple, sometimes orange
  • baby emperor penguin
  • stuffed animals as a concept (this one is hard to explain)

(Also: archived version, as well as a mirror of the full images)
The autism in that tumblrtot's about page is over 9000.
 
The autism in that tumblrtot's about page is over 9000.

Believe it or not, she was on Retsupurae once. (She was dating another, more frequent riffer - they later broke up, and she was unsurprisingly pissy about the whole affair.)

On an unrelated note, she also unironically reblogged this post:

A tumblrite said:
give me more interracial couples where neither of them is white 2k15

A sane person then said:
Give me more interracial couples of all races where people look past the skin color of your partner and just appreciate them for the person they are at heart.

The same tumblrite then said:
give me more interracial couples where neither of them is white 2k15
 
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Believe it or not, she was on Retsupurae once. (She was dating another, more frequent riffer - they later broke up, and she was unsurprisingly pissy about the whole affair.)
Waaaait, was said frequent riffer DJB? We followed each other on tumblr for quite a while, had no idea his partner was a plushie..kin.

Edit: to avoid being off-topic, this popped up on my dash. People are mad that this plus-size photoset only had someone who was a size 26.
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