"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[thismanlies]

I mean if the blackmail theory is right (which I don't think is true at all) that's how he'd theoretically get Jade's nudes, and I assume Jim would care if Jade's nudes got leaked.

I don’t buy the idea of Ralph blackmailing Jim either. He would’ve hinted about it by now when Jim made his remarks about the sex tape and “Do I look 5’1” bitch?”

I personally think Jim has more to lose fighting Ralph than he has to gain and he knows it. He's said in the past that he didn't want to to Chris videos because there's nothing he could say that hasn't already been said. Same thing applies to Ralph. He wasn't exactly around when Null told the joke that brought forth the corn harvest. He wasn't around when PPP did the Ronnie Ralph interview and he wasn't in the livestream where Adrienne Blair was airing out the details of their relationship. So what does he have to offer besides a take that someone paid a 20 dollar superchat for? The only thing I can think of is if he gets into an Internet slap fight with Ralph. I'd wager he'd rather spend his time and energy getting healthy than getting into it with a belligerent retard who's vindictive enough to go to Minnesota and harass a cancer-aids patient.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

I'd wager he'd rather spend his time and energy getting healthy than getting into it with a belligerent exceptional individual who's vindictive enough to go to Minnesota and harass a cancer-aids patient.

>> chemo

>> box of smokes

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

>> chemo

>> box of smokes

He already has cancer. Why stop smoking now?

 

[Vizer]

i hope jim's just tired and dying. i don't see why he would have such a drastic change otherwise. his last two streams were toothless, but i like to think his principles are more or less the same

he always liked the holidays, so i don't think a halloween stream is pure grifting. two years ago he did that "lonely fucks" christmas stream, which seemed nice. i don't think he was grifting so hard at the time, but one could argue he did it to endear himself further to fans so they'd give him money

i don't hold out hope that he'll ever go back to how he was before. hopefully he just doesn't want to take any sides with or against someone whose show he used to go on (ralph), since he's too preoccupied with dying to get into the ring or risk having people try to fuck with him in real life for gay revenge. he talked shit about mersh, but mersh called him out directly; ralph's probably been bootlicking

i don't think he's faking the sickness. he enjoyed laughing at people and stirring the pot too much to deny himself that pleasure unless something serious was going on. people like jim because he's genuine—he really had fun doing that old stuff. he wasn't digging for content or fabricating controversy. it's so much more fun to make fun of people with an audience than to just read some news and go "haha" alone. i mean, that's what kiwifarms is for: not laughing alone

if he's just roleplaying as a dying guy, he's doing a really thorough job of it. he seems like a walking corpse because if his health problems are real, he is one. he didn't talk about his sickness at all early on, which is true-to-character. if he was faking it, why wait so long to confirm it? why intentionally make shitty streams?

 

[Sammich]

Anyone in this thread who'd rather bone Faith, Nora, Ade, or Pantsu than Jade must self-identify for purposes of mockery.

Not a race mixer, if pushed I'd gladly fuck Ade. She seems like she'd be fun at least, as long as I don't trash talk her after like a fucking idiot.
You are fucking dumb btw, Faith or Ade would be three steps above some ching chong chink.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Jim lost his balls and turned into a pussy after the Montegraph shit, that and the dox made him realize he was vulnerable and he's become a giant gaping vagina ever since.

Thats why he's got no fucking balls now, he's afraid of getting sued and he's dying from cancer aids and all he can do is doomerpill about how we're all gonna die to covid because his life is nothing but endless pain now

 

[Sammich]

The Sarkeesian video is the one I was talking about.

I'm legit curious to see how Jim's fans would react if his wife's nudes from when she regularly posted them leaked. Would they call Jim an iDubbbz style simp? Would they say "it's in the past!" and ignore it? Would they be totally exceptional and claim how "based" Jim is for being the one having sex with her?

(This isn't a threat or request or anything btw)

I wouldn't give a shit, most people know she was a cam whore. And you are comparing someone's wife actively uploading OF porn, to a "reformed"(lol) camwhore who posted some shit a couple years before getting married. It's not the same, and beyond that, it's dishonest. Now I think it would be funny to hear/see people simping for jade after some tiddy pics come out. I think he'd catch some shit for it, but have you seen how his more extreme fans already act? it would be sort of funny.
Another thing I see a ton in here, you guys lump someone like me that likes his streams and normally watch them, but will shit talk lazy faggot jim and his pigshit bugman wife, with these people that are way beyond that. Some of his fans are fuckign ridicilous, who refuse to let slights against him go, but that's a small portion. And with all the fans he has, some of them are gonna be nuts.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

He already has cancer. Why stop smoking now?

It's not that, a lot of people say that poor Jimmy can't go after the Gunt because he is trying hard to recuperate yet it's recommended that you shouldn't smoke during treatment. It seems that Jim doesn't give that much of a fuck as what people think.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

It's not that, a lot of people say that poor Jimmy can't go after the Gunt because he is trying hard to recuperate yet it's recommended that you shouldn't smoke during treatment. It seems that Jim doesn't give that much of a fuck as what people think.

Based JimDaddy.

 

[_ThePieman_]

LOL at people going schizo and assuming blackmail.
The obvious reason Jim's not going after Ralph imo is he can't be bothered riling up the Gunt (which he knows will happen if he attacks him). He's too tired to deal with that shit now.

 

[JCDenthog]

No wonder Gator, the eldest fag, looked up to Gym so much. Gym was the original Gunt Guard.

 

[Covid19AteMyPeen]

Well I missed it and judging by what I'm reading looks like I didn't miss much. He got too close man! He revealed himself to the whole KS crew in Tennessee, which was akin to posing nude for muslim women. He is more haram than I suspected. That intimate bro moment was probably the last happy memory he ever had before being wisked away by Yoko Ono. Perhaps Ethan is his Mark David Chapman and he doesn't want to engage with at all lest he sign Ralph's copy of Double Fantasy.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Do you have a link to when he met people in Tennessee?

 

[Fools Idol]

Jim has always been the guy who goes after designated punching bags like MundaneMat, Kraut or whatever furry DeviantArt degenerate catches his eye. That's fine, I'm not trying rag on the guy, everyone wants a good laugh at some retards expense and when you have to deal with nasty cunts like Montagraph or Ralph it makes any entertained you get not worth it. These types of guys bring a level of unpleasantness that is just unwarranted so I understand why he picks his targets.

But at the same time this is Jim's wheelhouse, he built an audience and made a lot of money off the back of drama and to see the guy refuse to talk about something that the fans want and is right up his alleyway is disappointing. Mabey that's not the right word, I don't really feel disappointed with a guy I've never met or even talked too but I do have to ask, what ever happened to the no "Internet friends" guy? Or guy who hated when someone wouldn't listen to their audience? Where is the guy that said that he'll "roll around in the shit" or something like that in his gay little spat with Sargon? Or the guy who was ready to condemn MundaneMat and Tonka form the get go?

You could argue that the only reason people want Jim (and Rekieta before him) to talk about Ralph's fuck ups is to "manufacture" drama and that's a valid reason as any to not get involved I suppose but when you cultivated an audience of drama whores for whom laughing at retards is the height of entertainment and you're going to abstain form any sort of opinion positive or otherwise is super fucking lame.

I don't even blame Ralph for the criticism being thrown Jim's way. I know he's never not got Jim's name out of his mouth but if Jim has a problem with that or Ralph then he can speak up. People are naturally asking questions and pleading the 5th can only lead to one of two conclusions. He's gunt guarding or he's a pussy who can't handle the drama.

At the end of the day Jim is a grown man who can do what he wants and expecting ethics in shitposting is just about the gayest thing possible but throwing stones and crying when they get thrown back and staying loyal to a fat nasty drunken redneck are also really fucking gay.

 

[MelloYello]

LOL at people going schizo and assuming blackmail.

If anything, I'd suspect Jim has more info on the Gunt than vice-versa. If Little Ralphy goes to "Internet Fwiends" for legal advice, he probably does the same for most of his social interaction.
I bet he's whined to Jim about his plights on more than one occasion.

The obvious reason Jim's not going after Ralph imo is he can't be bothered riling up the Gunt (which he knows will happen if he attacks him). He's too tired to deal with that shit now.

I think there's another simple explanation: Jim may have a soft spot for addicts (Warski), and the genuinely mentally ill (Terry Davis).

 

[Happy Fish]

I like how this post got a bunch of positive stickers and then we all went immediately back to talking about Jade's hypothetical n00dz.
Are there a significant number of Jim fans who don't know Jade was a bit of an e-girl seven or eight years ago? Would anyone be that surprised if pics like this showed up? The important part is that she grew out of it pretty early for your average e-girl. My statute of limitations for caring has passed.

At any rate, this is all hypothetical; I do not believe that Ralph is holding Jade nudes or any other form of blackmail over Jim's head and I kind of wish the stupid speculation along those lines would stop being repeated, lest it turn into "fact."

Yeah I don't think the guy who fingerbanged his waifu on stream is going to be embarrassed by her having nudes in the wild but maybe that is just me. My thought is that people begging for Jim to bring attention to gunt are far more interested in his IBS days than anything before that, which considering where we are this is almost a given. I'd rather hear about Biden shitting his pants and a guy freaking the fuck out over being told to suck a bag of dicks rather than hear even more about Ralph's pattern of self-sabotage. I mean shit MATI has already covered all of that.

 

[byuu]

LOL at people going schizo and assuming blackmail.
The obvious reason Jim's not going after Ralph imo is he can't be bothered riling up the Gunt (which he knows will happen if he attacks him). He's too tired to deal with that shit now.

>he's not afraid of what Ralph will do
>it's obvious that instead he's afraid of what Ralph will do

 

[Least Concern]

Do you have a link to when he met people in Tennessee?

He wasn't actually there (that we know of). But IIRC some pudgy guy did show up cosplaying as the Mister Metokur avatar with the red shirt and black 4/5 stars hat, and a running joke started up that maybe that guy actually was Jim but was pretending to just be a fan so nobody would suspect him.

 

[The Megalodon]

ITT: Kiwifags on their knees begging Daddy Josh to make the final spurts of Kino Juice come out of his cock.

 

[Antarctica]

ITT: Kiwifags on their knees begging Daddy Josh to make the final spurts of Kino Juice come out of his cock.

Sounds pretty hot.

 

[The Quite One]

He wasn't actually there (that we know of). But IIRC some pudgy guy did show up cosplaying as the Mister Metokur avatar with the red shirt and black 4/5 stars hat, and a running joke started up that maybe that guy actually was Jim but was pretending to just be a fan so nobody would suspect him.