Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Uncle Phil said:
He's just the fucking worst at being entertaining. Even willing to be a sad, self-destructive, sausage-sucking whore, he doesn't know how to make it interesting.

The only exciting content he could provide at this point would be horrible metoo stories about people he hung out with back in the day. The worst and most embarrassing adventures of Shmorky being around children, cranking it in the playground bushes, or following tweens into the mall bathroom. Or maybe a tale of Rich and Kevin Bowen picking up a 16 year old at a party and taking her to the Doom House to give her bad speedy ecstasy and shishkafuck her before cramming her into a cab at 5am, alone and tweaking for the first time.

Sell Fragmaster out for the drugging and raping of underage girls, Lowtax. He doesn't return your calls anymore, you owe him nothing.
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Wasn't the "Lowtax fucked a drugged out 16 y/o" one of Mandy's schizo delusions? And Fragmaster fucking kids? Until you post proof of any of this, that isn't some methhead schizo's ramblings, I'm going to tell you to take your meds.
 
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ForgottenUserName said:
Wasn't the "Lowtax fucked a drugged out 16 y/o" one of Mandy's schizo delusions? And Fragmaster fucking kids? Until you post proof of any of this, that isn't some methhead schizo's ramblings, I'm going to tell you to take your meds.
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At one point wasn't Blowtax fucking a 16 year old he "hired" from the forums when he was in his mid 20s? If I'm recalling right she was well known on his site and went to goon meets.I've read it a few times but never seen any concrete confirmation of it. It would fit the pattern he has lmao.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
At one point wasn't Blowtax fucking a 16 year old he "hired" from the forums when he was in his mid 20s? If I'm recalling right she was well known on his site and went to goon meets.I've read it a few times but never seen any concrete confirmation of it. It would fit the pattern he has lmao.
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Was that ElfPron? From what I remember she fucked a few Goons while underage but not the Taxman himself.
 
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Spunt said:
Was that ElfPron? From what I remember she fucked a few Goons while underage but not the Taxman himself.
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I have to clarify here, because in the case of SA you can’t be sure, but she was like 16 or 17 when she fucked a bunch of goons. Underage but not prepubescent.

Im not defending anyone here because it’s still illegal, but I do feel compelled to mention that this was not one of SA’s many many pedo adventures.
 
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ellroy said:
He is imitating someone from a comedy that came out in the late 90s, while still a very relevant comedy not many people from his generation dress up from the movie because they have gotten older. Of course Lowtax does because he gets to relive the late 90s.

This man can't move forward with his life and just wants to relive the past.
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Given the full-on Clown World we have since descended into I can't really fault him for it.
 
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proteus4994 said:
I have to clarify here, because in the case of SA you can’t be sure, but she was like 16 or 17 when she fucked a bunch of goons. Underage but not prepubescent.

Im not defending anyone here because it’s still illegal, but I do feel compelled to mention that this was not one of SA’s many many pedo adventures.
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16/17 when you're 25 is still gross. Children and adults should not be fucking and this ain't a hill to die on. Hell shmorky was called a pedo for grooming 16 year olds, why should Richard get more leniency for having sex with one?
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
16/17 when you're 25 is still gross. Children and adults should not be fucking and this ain't a hill to die on. Hell shmorky was called a pedo for grooming 16 year olds, why should Richard get more leniency for having sex with one?
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Post receipts of Lowtax banging teenage girls. We don't need a bunch of fake rumors when there's plenty to mock about Lowtax.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
16/17 when you're 25 is still gross. Children and adults should not be fucking and this ain't a hill to die on.
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It is absolutely gross, and I’m definitely not defending it.

Edit: oh, you’re talking about Lowtax. I’m not sure he fucked her. Other goons did, though.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
The daughter was from his first marriage. The woman her father was cheating on wasn’t even her mother, but she still found the act despicable.

And then Lowtax went on a screaming rant at her. His fucking teenage child was more considerate and empathetic towards Rich’s second wife than Rich ever managed to be.

It’s the same girl that got featured in Lowtax’s gaming garbage videos and was made to do a video about her dad’s pedophile friend who was allowed to babysit her. Between his two ex-wives and three daughters, Lowtax has ruined the lives of at least five women.
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In true fedora-tipping neckbearded goon form, LowT managed to turn a question of his infidelity into a puerile and vindictive rant aganist his ex-wife's religion. So I'm sure it chapped his ass when his born-again Christian former ex-wife actually did the Christian thing and helped his current ex-wife get out of a bad situation!
Uncle Phil said:
Sell Fragmaster out for the drugging and raping of underage girls, Lowtax. He doesn't return your calls anymore, you owe him nothing.
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I remember back in the SASS days, Frags had a chubby Asian GF. That was the joke; There must've been a buy one get one special at the mail order bride store!

That being said, Frags is probably the most normal out of all the OG goons. Sure, he acts like a stereotypical screeching spastic in all the old SA vids but he can talk like a normal person when he wants to. He also wrote the old "Walther's world" articles back in the old Planet Half-Life days. He's also married with a kid and making in NYC, so he must be doing pretty good AFAIK.
 
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From what I remember Frags didn't really engage with goon forums culture. He was just a dude online, he was more focused on putting out content. In retrospect LowT was only entertaining because of frags, he was a good straight man. Anything with him in it was genuinely funny.
 
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