Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Liking vtubers will be in the next DSM as a symptom of most cognitive-impairing disorders.

 

[ellroy]

I had pretty much the same experience, just from the Games and Wrestling forums. Came for the mods and tips and the live threads, left for the Mods and trannies infesting every single forum. As much as I can't believe goons would fuck up having a thread about vtubers (something even ResetEra has handled better iirc), I doubly can't believe the WWE threads became so utterly pozed. In that world, cash is king and big huge White (and Samoan) dudes are the champions and Saudi Arabia is great but not as great as the good ol' USA and if you asked Vince McMahon what a "marxist" is I'm guessing he'd tell you it's some kind of jabroni; I totally do not understand why a fucking troon would be interested in giving this any attention at all.

Pro wresting is make believe wrestling and troons are make believe women. How about that intersectional feminism right there?

 

[Bonesjones]

Wrestling is the number 2 modern autist hobby behind sonic the hedgehog.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

So the SA mods are doing these "threadbans" and "forumbans" by way of probation and the honor system, seeing as these soft bans doesn't actually stop anyone from posting in places they've been kicked out of.

It's interesting to me as it exemplifies the SA ethos of "work harder, not smarter." I'm guessing no one has the technical know-how to set posting permissions on a thread-wide or forum-wide level. Or maybe they're just lazy as shit.

I remember getting into some spicy political commentary on some other forum a long, long time ago and having the entire Politics forum hidden from my account in response. Good times.

 

[AnOminous]

It's interesting to me as it exemplifies the SA ethos of "work harder, not smarter." I'm guessing no one has the technical know-how to set posting permissions on a thread-wide or forum-wide level. Or maybe they're just lazy as shit.

Any real forum software would have the ability to. . .oh yeah SA.

 

[negativlad]

I've never seen a technical threadban at work there. I think they're just counting on tranny jannies sitting on that F5 key 24 hours a day waiting for profligate posters to show their faces in wrong thread. It probably helps that there are a lot of suck-ups willing to smash that report button in exchange for good boy points, exchangeable in the mod shop for free avatar and title changes and the occasional quiet de-probing.

Wrestling is the number 2 modern autist hobby behind sonic the hedgehog.

We were literally just talking about adult women pretending to be kawaii anime girls streaming video games and flirting with each other to the tune of $100,000s of donations from obsessive fans. Though, honestly, I don't know if that's more or less autistic than caring about 40 continuous years of big sweaty men play-fighting and the cartoon-ass culture surrounding it.

 

[Tanner Glass]

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So the SA mods are doing these "threadbans" and "forumbans" by way of probation and the honor system, seeing as these soft bans doesn't actually stop anyone from posting in places they've been kicked out of.

It's interesting to me as it exemplifies the SA ethos of "work harder, not smarter." I'm guessing no one has the technical know-how to set posting permissions on a thread-wide or forum-wide level. Or maybe they're just lazy as shit.

I remember getting into some spicy political commentary on some other forum a long, long time ago and having the entire Politics forum hidden from my account in response. Good times.

In a rare defense of Something Awful - Why the fuck would Jeff invest in the site for threadbans when he's got an entire army of tranny weirdos who will extremely happily monitor every single thread, for free, 24/7, and thank him personally for the honor of doing so.

He could also do the Third Annual Something Awful Fundraiser for Real Forums Software (sorry the other guy stole the other two fundraisers, but for real this time).

 

[Ghostse]

In a rare defense of Something Awful - Why the fuck would Jeff invest in the site for threadbans when he's got an entire army of tranny weirdos who will extremely happily monitor every single thread, for free, 24/7, and thank him personally for the honor of doing so.

It probably helps that there are a lot of suck-ups willing to smash that report button in exchange for good boy points, exchangeable in the mod shop for free avatar and title changes and the occasional quiet de-probing.

@negativlad has it. Its not the jannies sitting there camping threads. Its their cult of toadie suckups who let them know when someone has violated a threadban or dared transgress for something that put them on a Mod's spreadsheet of posting enemies. Its that wonderful crabbucket mentality of informers that you'll find in any good commie riddled hell-hole.

So why would Jeffo pay to code up a system to prevent users from posting, when instead he can do nothing, allow users to post, so they can get punished, and then either have to cash in their toadie points or pony up another :tenbux:?

We were literally just talking about adult women pretending to be kawaii anime girls streaming video games and flirting with each other to the tune of $100,000s of donations from obsessive fans. Though, honestly, I don't know if that's more or less autistic than caring about 40 continuous years of big sweaty men play-fighting and the cartoon-ass culture surrounding it.

This is a false choice. Both are completely gay.

 

[CorinasSpirit]

Literally thinks she's possessed of a demon






Deleted from the forums so I guess they go here.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Literally thinks she's possessed of a demon




Deleted from the forum so I guess they go here.

Uh, why is an 8 year old account that's never posted anything suddenly posting something?

 

[Compositesludge]

Uh, why is an 8 year old account that's never posted anything suddenly posting something?

I'm guessing it's the person who has beef against LAB posting on their account here because they were permabanned for posting it on SA.

 

[CorinasSpirit]

I'm guessing it's the person who has beef against LAB posting on their account here because they were permabanned for posting it on SA.

You guys reactions wont be much balm but it's all the vengeance I can get to get these things out on the record.

Lol that despite having me blanked and permad and the entire community on her side, she still felt the need to write a fictitious narrative full of direct lies. Just can't stand to be seen as anything less than minorly imperfect. Get help, Ar. No therapist will tell you those lies you wrote today were remotely an okay way to act.

 

[Compositesludge]

You guys reactions wont be much balm but it's all the vengeance I can get to get these things out on the record.

Lol that despite having me blanked and permad and the entire community on her side, she still felt the need to write a fictitious narrative full of direct lies. Just can't stand to be seen as anything less than minorly imperfect. Get help, Ar. No therapist will tell you those lies you wrote today were remotely an okay way to act.

My advice would be to act differently from the supposedly fictitious narrative. But don't take it, this is funnier.
For completion's sake, here is LAB's fictitious narrative full of direct lies:

Jeff let me know my good pal Daiklotos popped up again. I appreciate the folks that were basically like "what the hell is wrong with you". No idea what he said, specifically, but I saw the post he made about me last time he came frothing in here so I'm going to assume it was all the same things, which iirc were basically

1) LAB was sexually abused as a child and it messed her up emotionally! Haha, point and laugh at someone that's been spending 20 years working through trauma and improving herself as a person
2) LAB was gaslighting me by being nice to me and made the admins permaban me while she pretended she was my friend (e: I was not an admin when he was permabanned) and there is an enormous conspiracy against me and FUCK HER FUCK HER I HATE HER
3) I don't fucking know, whatever he was going on about last time, I did not finish reading it.

I really was/am not interested in trying to return fire with fire because fucking psychos will just escalate and continue to be fucking psychos, he's probably calling my work again right now as we speak, but I guess I gotta address it this time. He posted in QCS last October or so and sounded like he was in crisis so I PMed him in case he needed someone to talk to. Like Arivia said he was very sincere and kind initially and I shared phone numbers with him because I have done that before for folks that needed someone to talk to. Not super long after that I discovered what "borderline personality disorder" is firsthand. The verbal and emotional abuse was really fucking bad, I don't see a need to post "receipts" but if anybody is particularly desperate for them then yes, sure, you can enjoy the fucking psychopath screaming at me about how I "RAPED HIM IN THE AS RAPED HIM IN THE SHITTER PRETTY PRINCESS [FIRST NAME] NEEDS HER PUSSY LAPPED TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE WHILE I'M GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS!!! RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE" etc and so forth. Hundreds of messages. If I wasn't there to respond and soothe him he kept going until I did respond and any time I tried explaining I was at work or had been with my friend I got more things like being called a ANIMAL WHORE (because I am a veterinary technician) or a PRETTY PRINCESS, MUST BE NICE GOING OUT AND FORGETTING ABOUT ME WHILE I LIE HERE GETTING RAPED IN THE SHITTER!!! RAPED IN THE SHITTER!!!! For the first few months I tried really hard to stick around to be his friend because he (shocker) did not have any and I don't like leaving people stranded but it just got worse and worse. At some point I mentioned having a boyfriend and he flipped his shit even worse than he had before and accused me of "emotionally cheating on him". It was news to me that we were in a relationship. I stopped responding in late December -- I think maybe I sent him a happy holidays message? In January he sent me more texts freaking out that I was not responding to his current meltdown. I was at the time in the emergency room after being hit by a car (as a pedestrian). This excuse was not good enough for him and I received more abuse.

During all this he had been using Google Voice to call my phone constantly constantly constantly, dozens of calls a night from ever-changing numbers. During the day too but his favorite was doing it between 1 - 4 am. I think it was March? April? I realized he was literally never going to stop and just changed my phone number. So the next day he found my work number and started calling there instead.

I'm sure there is so much more I could recollect to say but frankly I don't fucking care, this person has been harassing me for over a year, I'm fucking exhausted of him and he can go sit on a land mine.
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As well as an email she claims he sent her:

e2: fuck it, here's the email he sent me last month on another throwaway with the subject line "I fantasize about torturing Ama"

Pinning it down and methodically cutting and beating and severing its motherfucker meat. Mocking its shrieks of pain as it calls desperately for you to save it, please protect me mommy, I love you why are you letting this happen. Savoring your roars of anguish and collapse into a worthless heap as you finally face some material consequence for degree of dehumanizing abuse you enable and condone. It's no different than what was done to me. You sat there as your fuck and suck boytoys brutalized my "Ama". Sat there and fucking lied to me about it and gaslit me about whether I was right to know you were lying even as you said it.


What you did to me was rape. It was emotional, spiritual _rape_ and I just goddamn motherfucker hate you. I hate you and your childish fucking cadences and schizophrenic delusions. God damn. I had a motherfucker breakdown at work the other day. Finally. As I'd been saying in my rage room that was our window until you couldn't even bear to countenance the idea somebody out there might be saying mean words about pretty princess. But did you give a mother of a fuck that I spent the whole summer in constant, constant, every fucking microsecond screaming suicidal pain? No because I could just go down to the fucking help store if I was feeling "reaw sad".


God damn. Couldn't even leave me my fucking scream room. It was literally all I had! The only motherfucker connection to any god damn human being or higher god damn meaning in my life and you couldn't fucking bear to have mean words typed about you somewhere you DIDNT HAVE TO CLICK ON, DIDNT HAVE TO DO MORE THAN KNOW-EXISTED

AND THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK OF PRETTY PRINCESS. PRINCESS CAN'T HAVE A BAD EMOTION OF KNOWING SOMETHING EXISTS. GOD DAMN. GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TALKED ABOUT WANTING TO DO SOOOOOO MUCH FOR ME AND HAD ME BELIEVING THERR WAS SOMEBODY OUT THERE WHO GAVE A GOD DAMN SLIVER OF AN IOTA OF A MOTHERFUCK WHETHER I SLAMMED A MOTHERFUCKER THROUGH MY THROAT. BUT WHAT WERE YOU EVER WILLING TO DO FOR ME? I JUST WANTED A PLACE TO SCREAM! CAN THE FUCKING HOMELESS NIGGER WITHOUT A FUTURE OR A COMMUNITY OR A FAMILY OR HOBBIES OR INTERESTS OR ANYTHING IN HIS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER OF A MOTHERFUCKER HAVE HIS FUKING SCREAM BOX?!?!?!?!? WHO THE FUCK WAS I HURTING?!?!?!? HOW WAS I BOTHERING YOU?!?!?!?!? FUCKING SORRY I DIDNT HAVE THE TITS TO COCKSURF MY WAY THROUGH LIFE WHORE! YOUD BE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN ME IF YOUD EVER REMOTELY TAKEN A DICK IN YOUR ASS AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE! LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE! LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE! LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!LYING SOCIOPATH WHORE!



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his "rage room" was my discord window and I raped his ability to post on Something Awful.

e3: I'll also add that aside from the emotional and mental support I tried to provide I also gave him several hundred dollars when he said he couldn't make rent/couldn't buy groceries that month, so I seriously do not know what the fuck else he expected of me to try to demonstrate people were capable of caring about him.

I hope the formatting is okay, because I don't want to touch that wall of text again.

 

[CorinasSpirit]

Exactly. When the thrust of your argument is so damning, why lie about ancillary details that didnt even need brought up like my news-to-her we were in a relationship

As a borderline I'm never given any credit for facing abuse because I choose to deal with it with anger. I didn't start screaming and breaking down on her for no reason. I spent months trying to calmly and with therapeutic tradition, engage her on what was upsetting me (her massive disagreements with the admins including but not limited to my permaban) only for her to flip out on me. Every calm and reasoned PM I sent the admins was ignored until it was either cuck under like a bitch or call a motherfucker a motherfucker. How am I supposed to feel so bad for flipping out when doing things "properly" doesn't work? When what steps I do take to try and manage my condition arent ever acknowledged, even unto the people who "love" me?

"I think I sent him a happy holidays message?" Like she's actively mocking me here or has severe memory problems. She damn well remembers Christmas.

Wouldn't be crowned "really good at it" if I werent making cogent points and she didn't agree, but somehow none of that nuance made it to her post today.


Ar, please show your therapist these posts today. They will not tell you it was at all an acceptable or healthy way to act. It is insane you can think _you have a demon inside you_ and lecture me on mental health. Be honest with your therapist instead of using them to score benzos, Ar. Fucking get it together before your looks go and you discover what kid gloves youve been treated with your whole life

 

[elrond hubbard]

 

[White Devil]

The only interest I ever had in LAB is if she ever posted nudes. Bitch is seriously fucked in the head.

 

[Compositesludge]

Exactly. When the thrust of your argument is so damning, why lie about ancillary details that didnt even need brought up like my news-to-her we were in a relationship

Oh. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's... a bit more definitive.

Every calm and reasoned PM I sent the admins was ignored until it was either cuck under like a bitch or call a motherfucker a motherfucker. How am I supposed to feel so bad for flipping out when doing things "properly" doesn't work? When what steps I do take to try and manage my condition arent ever acknowledged, even unto the people who "love" me?

I mean, I can't say I blame you about the SA mods, there's a reason we have this thread! Sorry for being brusque with my post. If you have anything more you want to share, that'd be okay, if not, that's okay too.

 

[Ghostse]

Exactly. When the thrust of your argument is so damning, why lie about ancillary details that didnt even need brought up like my news-to-her we were in a relationship

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As a borderline I'm never given any credit for facing abuse because I choose to deal with it with anger. I didn't start screaming and breaking down on her for no reason. I spent months trying to calmly and with therapeutic tradition, engage her on what was upsetting me (her massive disagreements with the admins including but not limited to my permaban) only for her to flip out on me. Every calm and reasoned PM I sent the admins was ignored until it was either cuck under like a bitch or call a motherfucker a motherfucker. How am I supposed to feel so bad for flipping out when doing things "properly" doesn't work? When what steps I do take to try and manage my condition arent ever acknowledged, even unto the people who "love" me?

"I think I sent him a happy holidays message?" Like she's actively mocking me here or has severe memory problems. She damn well remembers Christmas.

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Wouldn't be crowned "really good at it" if I werent making cogent points and she didn't agree, but somehow none of that nuance made it to her post today.


Ar, please show your therapist these posts today. They will not tell you it was at all an acceptable or healthy way to act. It is insane you can think _you have a demon inside you_ and lecture me on mental health. Be honest with your therapist instead of using them to score benzos, Ar. Fucking get it together before your looks go and you discover what kid gloves youve been treated with your whole life

Verify relationship status by posting the tits she sent. Otherwise my dude I have some bad news...

 

[negativlad]

First, Dare and Karen, then Daiklotos and Literally A Bird. Who will be the next SA powercouple to grace the thread with mentally ill shit? Will Mandy come back with some more hot Shmorky goss?

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

So why would Jeffo pay to code up a system to prevent users from posting, when instead he can do nothing, allow users to post, so they can get punished, and then either have to cash in their toadie points or pony up another :tenbux:?

I'd ask if Jeffy had it in him to become another Isamu Fukui, but we all know he bought SA just to have a rather expensive seat at the cool kids' table.