Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Fliddaroonie]

As a distraction to all This Shit: If any of you are not vegans. I suggest getting some ground pork and beef, like 750g each. Two eggs, and seasoning. Mix. Cube a ball of mozzerella, and wrap yer meat around the cheese. Cook the meatballs, and then remove from the pan, sautee a half white onion, then cook a tin of chopped tomatoes, thicken, toss the ballls (fnarrfnarr) back in, while cooking, boil some linguine and thank me later.


Good food is the key to getting through this shitshow. As the randomtext goes. Train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, be true to yourself, be a good American. And so on. But all this follows from a full belly and a good nights sleep <3


All that said, for all you vegans and meat reducers, if you would like my recipe for black bean burgers, let me know. And even if not vegans black beans are good for a solid ThunderDump the next morning, and very tasty, so let me know if you would like it. A good day follows a good shit, let's all be honest here.

 

[Livecorpse]

Yes. If you can find a way, do that. And best of luck and GodFuckingSpeed to you, Frendo <3

Edited to say: In all seriousness, and I do not mean this to sound as patronising as it does, so I am very sorry, but I shall be keeping you in my prayers, with sincerest wishes you come through this as unscathed as you possibly can do <3

It doesn't sound patronizing, and I appreciate it.

Follow up question to anyone reading this: would I have more luck driving out into the boonies and finding a rural pharmacy, or would I be better off driving into a poor, inner city pharmacy? Just wondering; personally I'm leaning towards inner city.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Well, it happened. My work is demanding proof of vaccination. I'm not stupid enough to try submitting a fake vax card, they're too pozzed to want to accept religious exemptions, and anywhere else in my field is likely to be just as bad. Think it's worth driving to a poor part of town and offering a pharmacy tech $500 to stick an empty needle in my arm?

Why is submitting a fake vax card stupid? Do you expect they're going to bother double checking everything? If your card looks legit, then most people won't bother scrutinizing it, as confirmed from every place with a vaxx passport. The only potential issue is the vaccine lot number which if you've announced you're unvaxxed and don't plan on getting vaxxed before might get you in trouble if you use an older vaccine lot number, but outside of industries that deal with that shit or the rare chance someone checks with the health department, you probably won't get caught. And yes, it's technically illegal, but odds are very high they won't call the police over a fake card (but don't use a fake card for travel, dealing with the police/Homeland Security is a bit different).

Think of it as "you're getting fired anyway, might as well make a gamble." Plus you might actually get fired for real and not placed on "indefinite leave" which is better for your unemployment status.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

It doesn't sound patronizing, and I appreciate it.

Follow up question to anyone reading this: would I have more luck driving out into the boonies and finding a rural pharmacy, or would I be better off driving into a poor, inner city pharmacy? Just wondering; personally I'm leaning towards inner city.

In my own anecdotal experience I would argue for boonies, simply cos they will be more likely to be right leaning, but YMMV with that.
Edited to add: Blacks and Muslims are your friendos right now. My local mosque are being hard ass bastards about the vaccines of late. I may have my beef with Islam but honest to God, these guys are being hard as feck about the community teams going door-to-door asking people lol y u no vaxx yet?? to the point where they give out a phone number to people being pressured, offering "community support and representation".


I don't like Islam. But I can for sure as shit, on this one, respect their goddamn fucking balls, in helping people being pressured to take the vaccines, to the point where I am now donating £25 a month to my local Muslim foodbank to help people, because goddfuckingdamn, these people are goshdarn heroes, you know?


Further edit: If you yourselves give to a foodbank, may I please suggest, you give can/tin openers? I pay like £20 a month, and the remaining £5 is for can openers. If any of you have ever used a food bank/food pantry, you will know why a can/tin opener is the most important thing of all

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I usually don't quote myself. I usually shit post. But honestly, if anyone takes this woman seriously, or accepts her form of governing as righteous, you fucking suck. Your politics are shit, and you are accepting this as a norm that no one else is.

It's utterly infuriating, but the only folks standing up for her are the media, the morons over on r/newzealand, the usual retards, and of course twitter. I spent 5 minutes bitching with the supermarket checkout chick about how much bullshit this all is yesterday and how this all theatre.

They are a new generation of snowflake politicians who aren't used to being confronted, and have little skill to deal with it.

Then we must continue to ask uncomfortable questions. A leader unwilling to be accountable is barely a leader..

Cheers, I work in education (not a teacher). Due to being around filthy staff and students for a long time I have not come down with anything for about two years, so I assume my immune system is great, and now I have to destroy it with an mRNA poison.

Oh right, I've got friends and family who work for DHB's so I've been kept up to date on the mandates.

Why the hell are the vaccinating kids, teachers and support staff? If anything, this'll just piss off the more intelligent/paranoid parents, cause a percentage of teachers to quit, trigger more 'unexpected' and 'totally unrelated' heart attacks in kids.

I've already heard from friends in early childhood education bitching about overworked, then complaining about further shortages due to places closing or staff quitting due to the mandates.

For some reason I can now hear the jingle for the teaching recruitment ads they played in the early 2000's.

I think that most of the people in this country are idiots and they really will continue to go along with this farce. It was funny seeing them spaz out when the government tried to sell them on having to book time slots to leave the city for the holidays. And what happened with Christchurch? They made a big deal about delta arriving and it's not spread at all and nobody has had more than a sniffle. Just what you expect from a pandemic class virus.

I dunno. A large chunk obviously will no matter how much evidence to the contrary you provide, and I certainly know people who will never question the prime minister ever as long as she is outwardly seen to be progressive. In saying that, the chunk of people who continue with this madness without question and are surprised by what's coming next are probably beyond saving.

However people are getting sick of this shit and slowly but surely. Protests are already happening and as much as Stuff ramps up the propaganda and the moralising 'opinion pieces', just speaking to people quietly shows they don't give a shit anymore and want it to end.

If this goes badly and I wager it will eventually if europe is anything to go by, idiots like Ron Jackson are not going to looked upon kindly.

Edit: @Fliddaroonie - does epilepsy count as an exemption?

 

[Livecorpse]

Why is submitting a fake vax card stupid? Do you expect they're going to bother double checking everything? If your card looks legit, then most people won't bother scrutinizing it, as confirmed from every place with a vaxx passport. The only potential issue is the vaccine lot number which if you've announced you're unvaxxed and don't plan on getting vaxxed before might get you in trouble if you use an older vaccine lot number, but outside of industries that deal with that shit or the rare chance someone checks with the health department, you probably won't get caught. And yes, it's technically illegal, but odds are very high they won't call the police over a fake card (but don't use a fake card for travel, dealing with the police/Homeland Security is a bit different).

Think of it as "you're getting fired anyway, might as well make a gamble." Plus you might actually get fired for real and not placed on "indefinite leave" which is better for your unemployment status.

Maybe I'm being paranoid, but on the off chance they do, I'd rather not hand them evidence.

In my own anecdotal experience I would argue for boonies, simply cos they will be more likely to be right leaning, but YMMV with that.
Edited to add: Blacks and Muslims are your friendos right now. My local mosque are being hard ass bastards about the vaccines of late. I may have my beef with Islam but honest to God, these guys are being hard as feck about the community teams going door-to-door asking people lol y u no vaxx yet?? to the point where they give out a phone number to people being pressured, offering "community support and representation".


I don't like Islam. But I can for sure as shit, on this one, respect their goddamn fucking balls, in helping people being pressured to take the vaccines, to the point where I am now donating £25 a month to my local Muslim foodbank to help people, because goddfuckingdamn, these people are goshdarn heroes, you know?

Just wanted to say thanks for the advice. I'll try a few places next week and see how it goes.

 

[General Disarray]

From over in the Biden thread, there's this:

Sounds like some good news for once.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

It's utterly infuriating, but the only folks standing up for her are the media, the morons over on r/newzealand, the usual retards, and of course twitter. I spent 5 minutes bitching with the supermarket checkout chick about how much bullshit this all is yesterday and how this all theatre.

Then we must continue to ask uncomfortable questions. A leader unwilling to be accountable is barely a leader..

Oh right, I've got friends and family who work for DHB's so I've been kept up to date on the mandates.

Why the hell are the vaccinating kids, teachers and support staff? If anything, this'll just piss off the more intelligent/paranoid parents, cause a percentage of teachers to quit, trigger more 'unexpected' and 'totally unrelated' heart attacks in kids.

I've already heard from friends in early childhood education bitching about overworked, then complaining about further shortages due to places closing or staff quitting due to the mandates.

For some reason I can now hear the jingle for the teaching recruitment ads they played in the early 2000's.

I dunno. A large chunk obviously will no matter how much evidence to the contrary you provide, and I certainly know people who will never question the prime minister ever as long as she is outwardly seen to be progressive. In saying that, the chunk of people who continue with this madness without question and are surprised by what's coming next are probably beyond saving.

However people are getting sick of this shit and slowly but surely. Protests are already happening and as much as Stuff ramps up the propaganda and the moralising 'opinion pieces', just speaking to people quietly shows they don't give a shit anymore and want it to end.

If this goes badly and I wager it will eventually if europe is anything to go by, idiots like Ron Jackson are not going to looked upon kindly.

Edit: @Fliddaroonie - does epilepsy count as an exemption?

Yes. I am an epileptic (so, so, sorry to PL) but a few months back I had a grand mal, bit through my tongue, and aspirated blood. Choked on it. Nobody thought to take my mask off, it went in my lungs and I nearly died. YMMV but please, please do feel free to PM me with any questions on this, friendo <3


Like I nearly, nearly fucking died. Fuck it all, My responsibility to mah guhreater good endds where I could nearly die, you know?



Edit. and when I say I nearly died. I mean the paramedics did the suckysucky and said "good LAWD. Madam Flidder nearly be a gonner", you know?


Edited cos grammar and spellings be mah frendoes

 

[The Nothingness]

Remember when Fauci said he personally gave Santa the "vaccine"? Well now more fictional characters are getting it.

 

[George Lucas]

From over in the Biden thread, there's this:

Sounds like some good news for once.

You’re not supposed to post news here. You’re only supposed to post your own thoughts about how everyone’s going to die or how the government wants to control everyone.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Maybe I'm being paranoid, but on the off chance they do, I'd rather not hand them evidence.



Just wanted to say thanks for the advice. I'll try a few places next week and see how it goes.

No worries at all. It works for me, but I am a Britbongistani so take with a giant pinch of salt

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Yes. I am an epileptic (so, so, sorry to PL) but a few months back I had a grand mal, bit through my tongue, and aspirated blood. Choked on it. Nobody though to take my mask off, it went in my lungs and I nearly died. YMMV but please, please do feel free to PM me with any questions on this, friendo <3


Like I nearly, nearly fucking died. Fuck it all, My responsibility to mah guhreater good endds where I could nearly die, you know?



Edit. and when I say I nearly died. I mean the paramedics did the suckysucky and said "good LAWD. Madam Flidder nearly be a gonner", you know?

I'm sorry to hear it, but I understand. I'm alright with PL'ing as it may help my ass out of this shitshow. I haven't been able to initate DM's for a long time as I've been an exceptional individual for years so you may have to DM me.

But I've been in this position before, I'm just lucky it was years ago and I was surrounded by people who weren't idiots.

You’re not supposed to post news here. You’re only supposed to post your own thoughts about how everyone’s going to die or how the government wants to control everyone.

Did good news cause your brain short circuit as well?

 

[George Lucas]

Did good news cause your brain short circuit as well?

I don’t have a brain.

 

[Feldspar]

Remember when Fauci said he personally gave Santa the "vaccine"? Well now more fictional characters are getting it.
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Mr. Hill even said I've been getting [REDACTED] since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

This is some MKULTRA shit.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

You can't be forced to inject something

And no you can't exclude somebody from society who isn't

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Remember when Fauci said he personally gave Santa the "vaccine"? Well now more fictional characters are getting it.
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Reminder

Obama was the one who signed the spending bill that repealed Smith Mundt (an act that made it unlawful for the Federal Government to propagandize American Citizens)

 

[Fleece Johnson]

Sooooo uhhhh has any one really started to track how many athletes have started to "mysteriously" die from heart attacks a few months after getting jabbed? Cause an agency did in German and there has been something like 75 people in the past 5 months.

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German Article:

Ab 13 Jahren! Lange Liste "plötzlich" verstorbener oder schwerkranker Sportler

In den meisten Fällen wurde ein möglicher Zusammenhang mit einer Impfung gar nicht erst diskutiert.

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There are some more here from a month old thread:

Anyone notice a pattern yet?

Young athletes collapsing in 2021 with heart issues. Please add any other cases that you know of. *Re-post as 1st post was removed* Two West...

old.reddit.com

 

[Yuri_]

You can't be forced to inject something

But you can be tricked into injecting something

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Remember when Fauci said he personally gave Santa the "vaccine"? Well now more fictional characters are getting it.
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I guess Big Bird won't talk of his bird flu then Mad TV once mentionned.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

gorls and not fucking gorls pls do halp.i listen to rte, radio telificis eriran,the irish state broadcaster news right now, like midnight, 07/11/21 they do be saying all the nigs dying at the nogfest music festival being run by the nogg fucking the kartrashian, is caused by someone spiking people