Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[A borscht-on]

I dunno, this guy is starting to grow on me. He's still entirely gross, but he has completely developed his character into an extremely amusing clown. His reaction time is quick, his wit is sharpening, his over-the-top theatrical bombast is entertaining, he is very self-aware, and as someone said a page or two back, he's not hurting anyone. He's putting on an insane show, he works hard for his money, and he is no dum-dum. He has also, in my opinion, pretty much won any conflict between the three reactors he mentioned: the human Klonopin known as Penguin, the unwatchable neo-vegan, and even Meat Canyon, even though I quite enjoyed the cartoon.

Yes, his asshole looks like an abandoned mine shaft, but thankfully, we don't have to stare at it unless we really want to. And I'm sure there are a couple of people out there who really want to.

 

[Soynificent]

A guy that looks like this making a whole animation just to call another fat guy unhealthy

Agreed. It was pretty tame for an MC video too. He mostly just used quotes from Nick and just said eating for clicks has it's downsides. I expected it to be fucked up, but I was disapointed.

I dunno, this guy is starting to grow on me. He's still entirely gross, but he has completely developed his character into an extremely amusing clown. His reaction time is quick, his wit is sharpening, his over-the-top theatrical bombast is entertaining, he is very self-aware, and as someone said a page or two back, he's not hurting anyone. He's putting on an insane show, he works hard for his money, and he is no dum-dum. He has also, in my opinion, pretty much won any conflict between the three reactors he mentioned: the human Klonopin known as Penguin, the unwatchable neo-vegan, and even Meat Canyon, even though I quite enjoyed the cartoon.

Yes, his asshole looks like an abandoned mine shaft, but thankfully, we don't have to stare at it unless we really want to. And I'm sure there are a couple of people out there who really want to.

>He works hard
Since when did eating food and sperging out for views equate to hard work? He just waddles around and goes on weird tangents.

 

[A borscht-on]

The video wasn't even that bad for an MC video. He mostly just used quotes from Nick and just said eating for entertainment has it's downsides. MC looks disgusting, but the video itself was tame.

>He works hard
Since when did eating food and sperging out for views equate to hard work?

YOU try stuffing your face with all manners of disgusting fast food several times a day, for several channels, filming it, and editing it, and tell me it isn't legitimate toil! "Hard work" in this day and age, for his Tik-Tok generation, is basically what this motherfucker is doing.

 

[Soynificent]

YOU try stuffing your face with all manners of disgusting fast food several times a day, for several channels, filming it, and editing it, and tell me it isn't legitimate toil! "Hard work" in this day and age, for his Tik-Tok generation, is basically what this motherfucker is doing.

I concede. ROFL

 

[Muu]

I actually laughed my ass off seeing his reactions while he was watching, especially when he said that they drew Orlin perfectly. You earned a like from me, Nik, good one.

That "what did you say about me" hit me in the feels, like he knows there's a message but it's more subtle then some faggot YouTube saying "eww ur fat dats bad 4 u".

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I dunno, this guy is starting to grow on me. He's still entirely gross, but he has completely developed his character into an extremely amusing clown. His reaction time is quick, his wit is sharpening, his over-the-top theatrical bombast is entertaining, he is very self-aware, and as someone said a page or two back, he's not hurting anyone. He's putting on an insane show, he works hard for his money, and he is no dum-dum. He has also, in my opinion, pretty much won any conflict between the three reactors he mentioned: the human Klonopin known as Penguin, the unwatchable neo-vegan, and even Meat Canyon, even though I quite enjoyed the cartoon.

Yes, his asshole looks like an abandoned mine shaft, but thankfully, we don't have to stare at it unless we really want to. And I'm sure there are a couple of people out there who really want to.

Other fat cows are so dull, this guy is clearly a mess but damn if he isn't a world class troll and rather intentionally funny

 

[Based Grem]

This slob eats nuggies for a living while you wage slave for 8+ hours…You mad?

 

[AmazingEagle]

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This slob eats nuggies for a living while you wage slave for 8+ hours…You mad?

Goddamn jelly bean lookin ass.

 

[440088]

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This slob eats nuggies for a living while you wage slave for 8+ hours…You mad?

Omfg. How is it like…. Protruding like that? It’s like a pregnancy belly.

 

[Digital_Disaster]

Either way he was doomed. He was vegan at first which left him open to malnourishment..Now he eats shit fast food and is a fat slob who blames it on us. He was fucked from start to present. Who knows how long this saga will go on.

 

[Haramburger]

I have no clue as to whether or not this has been posted here before.

Found this in /co/ while skimming Rebecca Sugar hate threads, I haven't checked thread since it was featured around page 50 for the lolsuit. Skimmed the last 245 pages to make sure I wasn't reposting/late, and it felt like sorting recyclables; it took way too long and I had to touch a lot of gross shit which ruins any sort of self-satisfaction one might get. Memes don't start in this thread until the page 180's, for anyone that wants to avoid clock stickers:

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Who wants to call corporate?

And some more tantrum-inducing responses.

 

[Ponzo]

Omfg. How is it like…. Protruding like that? It’s like a pregnancy belly.

Photoshop, he loves making his shit bigger in thumbnails too.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Other fat cows are so dull, this guy is clearly a mess but damn if he isn't a world class troll and rather intentionally funny

Yeah I never got the appeal of other "deathfats" but something about Nikocado is so universal (no pun intended). He unites both Normies and Alogs,Anas and Fatty Wankers,Tea and Shitposters,Trolls and White Knights. His architectural plans outperform even Brosnan,for his is both the clay and the sculpture. Doesn't excuse the fake crying though it sucks.

 

[Nuestra Homo]

YOU try stuffing your face with all manners of disgusting fast food several times a day, for several channels, filming it, and editing it, and tell me it isn't legitimate toil! "Hard work" in this day and age, for his Tik-Tok generation, is basically what this motherfucker is doing.

To be fair, Nick is probably a harder worker than most of the zoomer tards on Tik-Tok. Eating takes more effort than just reading some godawful bullshit from Chomsky.

 

[Private Joker]

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This slob eats nuggies for a living while you wage slave for 8+ hours…You mad?

$30K in ad rev, begs for patreon, sells shit merch and gets cornholed. Not really mad, just saddened by the fact the most worthless people get the most out of life. Like DSP, or wings who actually do even less than Nik and still pull in tens of thousands a month.

 

[AmazingEagle]

I'm going to hell for laughing at Orlin's roasts.

 

[The Marauder]

He uploaded his meatcanyon freak out from another angle onto his tiktok. Just ignore the faggot text to speech.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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This slob eats nuggies for a living while you wage slave for 8+ hours…You mad?

Why be mad at a fat gay lolcow making an ass out of himself while he slowly kills himself with unhealthy mukbangs?

 

[Private Joker]

Either way he was doomed. He was vegan at first which left him open to malnourishment..Now he eats shit fast food and is a fat slob who blames it on us. He was fucked from start to present. Who knows how long this saga will go on.

Uh, till he dies.