Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

Didn't his PC setup have two monitors? And has it not been mentioned earlier in the thread, that this is a common setup for certain work-from-home situations? Remember that this is a man for whom a milk crate is a perfectly acceptable keyboard stand. He's not going to pay the extra cash to buy a dual monitor PC setup on his own initiative, not when he has hookers to fuck and "accommodations" to pay. Russ has kept going this long without running into serious financial problems because unlike most of our cows, one of his few virtues is that he's frugal. And if Russ is unlikely to buy such a thing on his own, and his parents are probably getting tired of paying for his antics after having to hire a real lawyer to bail him out of trouble, again, then there is a real question of just where the PC comes from. And his (still unknown) job is really the only other plausible answer.

"I don't think he would buy another monitor, therefore super secret employer bought it for him even though there is no proof he works in IT field (but he must because there are two monitors)"

 

[JustSomeDong]

Didn't his PC setup have two monitors? And has it not been mentioned earlier in the thread, that this is a common setup for certain work-from-home situations? Remember that this is a man for whom a milk crate is a perfectly acceptable keyboard stand. He's not going to pay the extra cash to buy a dual monitor PC setup on his own initiative, not when he has hookers to fuck and "accommodations" to pay. Russ has kept going this long without running into serious financial problems because unlike most of our cows, one of his few virtues is that he's frugal. And if Russ is unlikely to buy such a thing on his own, and his parents are probably getting tired of paying for his antics after having to hire a real lawyer to bail him out of trouble, again, then there is a real question of just where the PC comes from. And his (still unknown) job is really the only other plausible answer.

Lots and lots of conjecture with very little substance. I get it, its fun to theorize about the mindset and motivation of cows. But take a step back for a while, maybe.

 

[Russketeer]

When my brother started to WFM adding a second monitor to his existing computer cost all of $60 and that was during the monitor shortage of the early pandemic. PCs are cheap and alot of WFM jobs require or strongly encourage a second monitor. Some provide equipment but many require you provide your own.

My conjecture is he does something for an insurance company like he mentioned on FB and LinkedIn my educated guess would be entry level data entry (viewing scans of hand written forms and inputting it or correcting OCR input). If it's a company computer (could be or not) he likely couldn't use it for personal use. But this is all conjecture.

 

[Pip Squeak]

They're probably for work, though. If so, I very strongly doubt that he even knows how to do anything with them that isn't part of the job. The software for his job might even have him locked out of things like recreational web browsing (or at least tattle on him for doing it), and he really isn't the kind of person who knows how to get around that sort of thing. He's so incredibly mentally inflexible and set in his ways, he's been using his phone for years and it literally might have never occurred to him that "Oh, I have something better for that now." (This spectacular inflexibility is part of the reason that I believe that he has undiagnosed autism in addition to NPD and a low IQ.) Even if the thought did occur to him, he's not very smart and probably wouldn't be able to figure out how to use a computer on his own.

He really isn’t autistic at all. He’s just a low intellect, soulless cunt with NPD.

 

[moocow]

I really don't understand this speculative bullshit that some of you come out with.

I know that he picks his nose with his left ring finger because [some convoluted extrapolation stemming from his consistent misspelling of Moebius syndrome] and if this doesn't get added to the OP soon I'll make up some more shit and repeat it as fact.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Why the hell is he hanging out on a Facebook page for people in India, of all places?

Because he's been blocked by every single woman in the Americas, Canada, Europe, Russia, China, Japan, Antarctica, various isolated tribes in hitherto-undiscovered islands, the female crew stationed in the ISS, some species of the bonobo chimps, and even the fickle paramecia running down his chin.

His only option now is to simp for lady pajeets. Tunak Tunak Tun, Russell.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Didn't his PC setup have two monitors? And has it not been mentioned earlier in the thread, that this is a common setup for certain work-from-home situations?

It is possible that he's doing some form of data entry at home but you don't need two monitors for that unless you're pulling up data on one and inputting it on the other. That is a possibility. But it's equally possible that this is all just window dressing. Remember Russtard is all about appearing to be successful and in charge. He's not going to run into a situation where he'd need the second monitor. But he wants to make it look like he does. Like he's important enough to do so.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

I had a second monitor setup once - I used it to separate windows for stuff I was doing for work and stuff for my personal computer shit I was doing when I was bored, and I have a degree and work in an office so a two-montor setup would benefit me more than Russ

 

[DrJonesHat]

I had a second monitor setup once - I used it to separate windows for stuff I was doing for work and stuff for my personal computer shit I was doing when I was bored, and I have a degree and work in an office so a two-montor setup would benefit me more than Russ

Yes, but is it a LAW office? If it's not, you're not as cool as Russell.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I had a second monitor setup once - I used it to separate windows for stuff I was doing for work and stuff for my personal computer shit I was doing when I was bored, and I have a degree and work in an office so a two-montor setup would benefit me more than Russ

Two monitors? That's amateur stuff. I've got three set up permanently in my home office and a fourth I can pull out if I really need to access stuff.

But then I have three at work as well. I'm more important than Russtard!

 

[Angry New Ager]

It is possible that he's doing some form of data entry at home but you don't need two monitors for that unless you're pulling up data on one and inputting it on the other. That is a possibility.

Or doing research online on one screen while keeping a document open in another. If you're drafting a complaint in a lolsuit, two monitors makes it a lot easier. But I would guess he's doing data entry, and there is a legit practical reason for him to have a two-monitor setup. And it's not like monitors are all that expensive.

For a Narc, he's actually one of the least show-offy conspicuous consoomers of needless shit, especially when it comes to tech. The keytar was a really big splurge for him. And, like his work ethic, his ability to make a plan and save up money to execute it, even if it means living a bare-bones lifestyle, shows a remarkable amount of financial self-discipline and restraint, especially for a cow. Too bad it doesn't extend to the self-discipline and restraint needed not to creep on women.

 

[spinch]

Didn't his PC setup have two monitors? And has it not been mentioned earlier in the thread, that this is a common setup for certain work-from-home situations? Remember that this is a man for whom a milk crate is a perfectly acceptable keyboard stand. He's not going to pay the extra cash to buy a dual monitor PC setup on his own initiative, not when he has hookers to fuck and "accommodations" to pay. Russ has kept going this long without running into serious financial problems because unlike most of our cows, one of his few virtues is that he's frugal. And if Russ is unlikely to buy such a thing on his own, and his parents are probably getting tired of paying for his antics after having to hire a real lawyer to bail him out of trouble, again, then there is a real question of just where the PC comes from. And his (still unknown) job is really the only other plausible answer.

1. Most WFH jobs don't provide equipment- when they do provide it it isn't top of the line stuff, and they certainly don't provide a second monitor.
2. Most WFH jobs right now require the ability to clearly speak on the phone, which is something Russell does not have.
3. Computers aren't that expensive, and monitors are even less expensive. i got my gaming computer for $500 from some sucker on ebay- a basic computer that is capable of typing up frivolous lawsuits and googling "laws about being mean" on google chrome is likely even less expensive if you know how to purchase.
4. Russell has a job, and while we know he's at least below the poverty line (as he can file for free), he could likely still save up for a nice computer with a dual monitor setup.

 

[Meredith Swift]

He probably just found an extra monitor for $2 at the value village or something, it ain't that deep fam

 

[the khat quaffer]

I had a second monitor setup once - I used it to separate windows for stuff I was doing for work and stuff for my personal computer shit I was doing when I was bored, and I have a degree and work in an office so a two-montor setup would benefit me more than Russ

Russell probably thinks one monitor keeps secrets from the other. Imagine if he was like, signed in with his work credentials, and had work shit open on one monitor and porn on the other, all of it being logged by the company.

2. Most WFH jobs right now require the ability to clearly speak on the phone, which is something Russell does not have.

He talks so fucking slow it's honestly a little annoying at times. However, it's funny because if he ever did become some kind of competent lawyer, he could charge by the hour and make a small fortune just going through introductions. You can't speed him up like you can on YouTube.

 

[Constellationzero]

Two monitors? That's amateur stuff. I've got three set up permanently in my home office and a fourth I can pull out if I really need to access stuff.

But then I have three at work as well. I'm more important than Russtard!

THREE monitors? What're you, preschool or something? Look, if you REALLY want to join the adults in the room and be a REAL mover and shaker, you'll need no less than FIVE. Otherwise GTFO.

Spoiler: Personal photo in muh office included. Too studly to fit on this page.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Spoiler: Personal photo in muh office included. Too studly to fit on this page.

Spoiler: SLEEPING ON THE JOB?!

Hope Russ doesn't report you to your boss!

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Right now I am so embarrassed for anyone involved in this monitor speculation.

Also anyone claiming he has financial restraint is cracking me up. He blows thousands upon thousands on hookers and vanity projects. He was also willing to randomly buy a shitty loveseat based on an Instagram comment.

He has no restraint, he's just cheap. Big difference. If anything, his frivolous spending habits are even less justifiable than, say, the average toy collector cow around here because at least the Funko pop collections don't harass anyone.

For all we know he got that computer or monitors as hand me downs he didn't even have to pay for. We joke about him furiously typng into a library PC because it's fucking funny.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Hey, owls are very intelligent and have keen hunting instincts. That owl doesn't need a zombie-faced bamboon to care for it. In fact, it's likely looking to find a way to escape into the wild to improve its chances of survival.

Owls are very intelligent, I have heard some do a spot-on impression of renowned actor Morgan Freeman.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Why are we endlessly speculating on why Russ has two monitors and what this means?

It means he has two monitors. It’s really not that unusual. You can pick them up for a few quid in a charity shop or second hand online.

Maybe he uses one for chasing girls on linked in and the other for his insta thots. Maybe he secretly works in a really fancy job. Maybe one broke and he’s too fucking lazy to take it out to the bin. It’s not that deep.

There’s enough of actual Russ lore to keep gossips going for an eternity without pages of guess work from a photograph.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why are we endlessly speculating on why Russ has two monitors and what this means?

It means he has two monitors. It’s really not that unusual. You can pick them up for a few quid in a charity shop or second hand online.

Maybe he uses one for chasing girls on linked in and the other for his insta thots. Maybe he secretly works in a really fancy job. Maybe one broke and he’s too fucking lazy to take it out to the bin. It’s not that deep.

There’s enough of actual Russ lore to keep gossips going for an eternity without pages of guess work from a photograph.

This is what happens when the Russell Cycle enters the dormancy stage. The thread moves to speculate about irrelevant things.