DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

Start of OT night stream status:

Total tip: $50

Top tip: OIC ($25)

Members: 262

Viewers: 244

OIC is back to his goutlord, tipping under his original name for attentions, what a retard cuck

He is apparently from north of Seattle so very close to Phil, and we all know how obsessed OIC feel toward Khet....you see where this is going

Chat discussed Phil's 13 year old son....

"If OIC wasn't feeling generous tonight we'd only have 25 dollars in tips, I don't know why and I don't know how to motivate people to support at this point...."

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

There were people impersonating Guts in the stream chat today (people have apparently picked up on the fact that Guts has mysterious Derich-like priority with Phil).

Phil's mystery 'tool' is apparently something that allows him to check the YT channels connected to accounts. So he went through systematically and deleted every Guts account that did not originate from his actual channel account.

This required him to completely stop the stream for over 5 minutes as he narrated his search through accounts and channels.
Turtledood astutely asked if Phil would do this for anyone being impersonated and he said he would. This is unlikely. Which raises further questions as to what Guts did that he gets this courtesy.

interesting for sure.. maybe guts is just a whale alt. planet jeff for example

derich is a weird one too. im convinced that guy has some sort of dirt on phil.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

derich is a weird one too. im convinced that guy has some sort of dirt on phil.

Nah. Phil loves granting clemency to retards in his chat. It makes him feel like he's a "good guy" for being so accommodating to the burdens on society. There's one dude in chat who told Phil he's very autistic even though I've actually talked to him several times in voice chats and he's a normal dude, but now he gets a free pass in Phil's chat for life.

Only exception I can recall is LutherKujo, who Phil bullied because he was mad that people were enjoying his commentary during the Apex Legends co-op streams.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm enjoying this Polish guy in chat, rate me whatever but I think I'm not wrong in taking pride in being one of the first here to bring up the whole Phil being more Polish than eyetalion some time back and it's paid off in spades.

That's why his name is TheycallmeDumbStupidPolack

Look Phil, I'm only going to say this once more: if you want people to give a modicum of serious thought to your whining about how you can't afford games, stop the goldfish face. You look like the muppets you hate with this fucking stupid expression, and using that equally-stupid sound effects box of yours makes you look like a clown. And I won't even get into your jowls jiggling when you move your head.

You play stupid games (literally WWE Champions, in this case), you win stupid prizes (bankruptcy, and being forever broke).

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He's so desperate to be the next pog that's already been filled.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Is Turtledude for real?

This was ''special''

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Imagine knowing your money is going into the gutter, and still donating, because you have the emotional maturity of a little child.

You know who you are! You're just as big of a joke as Phil!

Edit: lmao right away I get a reaction from him.

 

[metis]

46 pauses and an hour of overtime for this dogshit game. Goddamn am I glad it's fucking over.

 

[garrybkk]

https://www.youtube.com/user/ellemay25/channels <--this is them, most likely.

another furry

 

[Elbe]

I was a teenage pay-pig.....for Satan!

 

[DZoomer]

I for one have learned to enjoy it when the patheticucks like R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D. bankroll Phil's streams.

We know that it will all be wasted and Phil will be begging as usual every day anyway, so it's a nice sideshow to watch when we see these mini-lolcows like the whales, who know they're throwing money into a black hole that they gain nothing from. And now they even know that they're supporting an addict and a scammer, so it's not only a matter of them being gullible, but actually shitty people, which I also find enjoyable in a twisted way.

At the end of the day, we'll always get the milk. The whales can support Phil financially, but Phil will always be a miserable fuck, and the whales will never be able to help him in that regard.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Is Turtledude for real?
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This was ''special''
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Loves church because the priest makes him feel special and gives him the butterflies in his tummy

Dude was late, and fucked around replaying a section of a game, that he already played, for about 30+ minutes and now he's asking for more money. Weird business model you got here. Now he has to take even more time away to piss and talk to his wife asking for permission to stream longer?

What's this about having a slow stream will set him back and hurt him? So it's either tip him a shit ton, or don't tip him at all. He sounded mad about getting $5 from turtledood there.

It blows my mind every time I think about how terrible this guy is at managing his time, and how hard he tries to avoid playing games (his actual "job", he decided to).

He does the opposite of what a business would do and demands 2x the revenue.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Here's the debrief for these two fucking awful games, may they stay dead forever. I was inspired by the whaling events today to add a "Top" column which represents the highest single contribution in that category. Note that if a paypig tips in multiple chunks (like today), only the single highest tip will be noted.

House of Ashes Debrief:

- Average tips per stream: $140
- Average SC per stream: $28
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Visage Debrief:

- Average tips per stream: $142
- Average SC per stream: $91

 

[garrybkk]

Every day, [Reetarded] loses, what a miserable life. Has to bankroll 90% of the tips every day, because no one else cares about pig's shit content. Even most of his viewers are just trolls.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Here's the debrief for these two fucking awful games, may they stay dead forever. I was inspired by the whaling events today to add a "Top" column which represents the highest single contribution in that category. Note that if a paypig tips in multiple chunks (like today), only the single highest tip will be noted.

House of Ashes Debrief:
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- Average tips per stream: $140
- Average SC per stream: $28
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Visage Debrief:
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- Average tips per stream: $142
- Average SC per stream: $91

So as far as I can read this Visage was carried by ''whales'':
41% of tips and 50% of supers, the SC thing is surprising (to me at least).

HoA had ''whales'' chip in 57% of the tips but the SC was all 50 bit bitches as is more like what I would expect.

 

[UsedUp]

To take things in another direction for a moment and out of morbid curiosity. For any multiple reasons, DSP is headed to any early grave. I gotta ask though, what the fuck happens when, Phil finally does kick the bucket? Are his parents gonna pay to fly his body back east to bury him? Or best case scenario, have him cremated in Washington and do whatever with ashes. The Pentultimate (dsp-ism) would be if he is an organ donor upon death. Which poor bastard ends up with which parts of Pig Roach!? Either way, in the end, Phil will still be costing people tonnes of money. Widowed wife Kat back on the market.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Always the first week of the month, too.
Birds of a feather (of having no restraint) flock together I suppose

 

[actually]

To take things in another direction for a moment and out of morbid curiosity. For any multiple reasons, DSP is headed to any early grave. I gotta ask though, what the fuck happens when, Phil finally does kick the bucket? Are his parents gonna pay to fly his body back east to bury him? Or best case scenario, have him cremated in Washington and do whatever with ashes. The Pentultimate (dsp-ism) would be if he is an organ donor upon death. Which poor bastard ends up with which parts of Pig Roach!? Either way, in the end, Phil will still be costing people tonnes of money. Widowed wife Kat back on the market.

They seem to be super Catholic, so probably whatever type of Mass that entails. The only question is whether they would just find some church out in WA to bury him in.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

To take things in another direction for a moment and out of morbid curiosity. For any multiple reasons, DSP is headed to any early grave. I gotta ask though, what the fuck happens when, Phil finally does kick the bucket? Are his parents gonna pay to fly his body back east to bury him? Or best case scenario, have him cremated in Washington and do whatever with ashes. The Pentultimate (dsp-ism) would be if he is an organ donor upon death. Which poor bastard ends up with which parts of Pig Roach!? Either way, in the end, Phil will still be costing people tonnes of money. Widowed wife Kat back on the market.

My bet is, dude will die and the way we know is by some trolls calling the cops to his house for a wellness check after several days of him not streaming (and the lack of gin-fuelled, 2AM tweets).

Kitty Khet will have left with a DeVonte (or a D'Angelo, maybe even a Jorge) by that point, and his fans won't care if he's ok or not.

Even if he's a donor (he's not), his body is that of a 75 year old, so yea...

OR he can pull a boogie2988 and suicide-bait on Twitter for tips(after Khet leaves).

 

[Mr. Brown]

$50 on Kat poisoning him with mushrooms please.

She has creepy eyes.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Prestream GTA rant:

I literally can't believe he's stooping this low LMAO... How is he not embarrassed by this, how does he fucking sleep at night?

If you're not wondering where his $250-$300 in tips goes everyday + his youtube payment then you have to be fucking autistic.

I can't believe anyone has the balls to come out and demand fans pay for his games while later demanding they also pay the $150/stream tips goal of him playing the game that they paid for. The dudes on well over $100k while asking 16-21 year olds who probably work minimum wage jobs to give him money.

Fucking unreal, I hope he gets cancer of the cock.

$60 to be exact and tbh $20 each for a remastered version ain't too bad, sure they'll have literally same mechanics but with a few additional extras to hand hold PhilPig, he won't have to constantly save over and over after every mission...

But then why bother with Autosave, that's the crutch that is going to save his business not the replayability and new visuals to show off to the dentheads...

He just now finds out that the game can literally hand hold all the way, all Piggy needs to do is just not die every mission that has guns and manages to rein in his autism and get cover..

Extra X To Goubt that but there will still be a TIHYDP made