Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Dogmatic rules like this complete with lists of acceptable behaviors are training wheels for screeching autists who can't cope with other people, intended to corral them away from behavior that could get them in trouble, because like Pat, they don't realize when they're being completely creepy and would end up on the sex offender registry.

People who can recognize when someone might be receptive and have the sense to knock it off the instant it isn't don't need the tard helmet of these rules for autists.
You couldn't possibly be referring to these fine specimens:
B sci fi con.JPG

(Special Boy is front and center, as he should be, child)
 
You couldn't possibly be referring to these fine specimens:
View attachment 2693564
(Special Boy is front and center, as he should be, child)
It's like 'Where's Wally/Waldo', but instead of finding Wally you have to find the one person who doesn't molest children.

Pat states that his taxes aren't higher under Biden, which is technically true because he has no job or income and doesn't pay taxes.

nov616.png


Shhhh, tiny stupid

nov617.png


Pat doesn't see the point of messaging in politics because there are too many Nazis out there, child.

nov619.png


Pat gives some sage writing advice. Thinks it is such a gem, he decides to tweet it twice.

nov621.png


I'm sure many of you immediately thought of a comeback when you read his advice, we were beaten to the punch.

nov622.png
 
I mentioned Pat's dyslexic editor probably about one hundred pages ago, but I now have his name and twitter because Pat recently tweeted at him for the first time in ages.

nov75.png


Not sure if tweeting at your editor to say - "See? Told you people read my books" is a good look for a published author, but then again I'm not in the industry. His name is Chris Morgan (@C_Morgs65) and here is his twitter bio:

ed.png


Pat insulted Ben Shapiro again today, looks like he still hasn't forgiven Ben for eviscerating Pat's dumb trolley problem ripoff. Also, while I don't like Shapiro - he is thin, raising his children with his values, and it looks like he works out as well. I could see why our Milwaukee piglet might be jealous.

nov71.png


More Biden and vaccine simping.

nov72.png

nov74.png

nov73.png
 
I mentioned Pat's dyslexic editor probably about one hundred pages ago, but I now have his name and twitter because Pat recently tweeted at him for the first time in ages.

View attachment 2695084

Not sure if tweeting at your editor to say - "See? Told you people read my books" is a good look for a published author, but then again I'm not in the industry. His name is Chris Morgan (@C_Morgs65) and here is his twitter bio:

View attachment 2695085

Pat insulted Ben Shapiro again today, looks like he still hasn't forgiven Ben for eviscerating Pat's dumb trolley problem ripoff. Also, while I don't like Shapiro - he is thin, raising his children with his values, and it looks like he works out as well. I could see why our Milwaukee piglet might be jealous.

View attachment 2695093

More Biden and vaccine simping.

View attachment 2695096
View attachment 2695097
View attachment 2695098
I've never witnessed someone do this, sperg online 24/7 but actually say nothing. You would usually get someone writing insane screeds or getting into spergy arguments, but he does neither; whatever it is he just says "wrong" again and again. He's not even making points, ever.
 
I've never witnessed someone do this, sperg online 24/7 but actually say nothing. You would usually get someone writing insane screeds or getting into spergy arguments, but he does neither; whatever it is he just says "wrong" again and again. He's not even making points, ever.
He uses up all his energy fellating movie adaptations of books he's likely never read and coming up with fake life experiences but still needs to reach 100 tweets per day or his liver dialysis turns off, what else can he do? Actually converse with someone? Not enough time in the day, child.
 
And I thought it was just a joke that Pat's editor was dyslexic, no, he literally fucking is. Okay, there's nothing necessarily wrong about having dyslexia and working as an editor, and theoretically you could rise above being a punchline to being good at your job, but Chris Morgan here is certainly not that. Dude appears to be pretty terrible at his job, much as Pat is terrible at being a writer. The two should form a comedy duo called "Fat Man and the Dyslexic Editor" or something.
 
Rick's ability to shamelessly speak with authority about things that he has no education, experience, or understanding of is impressive. I didn't think anyone could out do moviebob. The thing is, Bob is usually just paraphrasing things he read on a wiki, so he's usually half right. Rick is just wrong. He's childing people over shit he should know from just skimming the headlines occasionally. That court case must have sent him over the handlebars (Rick has a motorcycle child. He is tough and totally badass).
 
He also debated a number of people on vaccines and how well the Biden presidency is going. Marvel at our piggy's glorious debating skills everyone!
I hope people deliberately respond to the impostor accounts, pretending they don't know they're impostors, just to watch this sped chimp out about them doing it.
 
Rick's ability to shamelessly speak with authority about things that he has no education, experience, or understanding of is impressive. I didn't think anyone could out do moviebob. The thing is, Bob is usually just paraphrasing things he read on a wiki, so he's usually half right. Rick is just wrong. He's childing people over shit he should know from just skimming the headlines occasionally. That court case must have sent him over the handlebars (Rick has a motorcycle child. He is tough and totally badass).
He is stuck 100% of the time in this insane toxic mentality where he has to "win" every single Twitter interaction except with the members of his fruity little club that he's sucking up to, so in the moment he will say absolutely anything that he thinks will do this regardless of how little relationship his statement has to reality. This is also why he is a super abrasive asshole 24/7, again with everybody except for those same people. There is just absolutely no reason to ever voluntarily talk to this man on Twitter except to troll him. And then he doesn't understand why so much of his Twitter interaction ends up being with the many baby stalker childs that plague his miserable existence. It's amazing.
 
When Patty's latest book description was added to Goodreads it was riddled with exceptional spelling errors and had to be edited 3 or 4 different times to get it all corrected. Of course the atalkers made fun Pat because it made him look stupid, so he threw his dyslexic editor under the bus to save a little bit of fat face.
I found the first half of the blurb, unfortunately the full version was lost with the old forum. 'Are mysterioulsy going quiet' is my favorite mistake. Keep in mind that this blurb with all its errors was up anywhere that Pat's book was being sold, I remember the same mistakes present on the Amazon listing.
The Goodreads entry for 'In the Black' had nearly 200 reviews before the book was even out, most of them were from Pat's SFWA pedophile buddies giving it five stars, they got all the early negative reviews deleted while keeping the dishonest positive reviews up.

snap002.png


Pat oinks some more about losing his blue checkmark. He tries to paint himself as the victim here, but he lost it for a rape threat toward Donald Trump of all people.

nov76.png

nov79.png


More simping for John Walker Flynt

nov78.png
 
More simping for John Walker Flynt

View attachment 2696097
When Brianna Wu sounds like the voice of reason compared to your 'THIS MEANS WAR' ramblings it might be time for a Twitter break.

Maybe get your wife to take you on holiday again, Rick; there's a lovely little spot in Switzerland called 'Dignitas' you should check out.
 
Pat oinks some more about losing his blue checkmark. He tries to paint himself as the victim here, but he lost it for a rape threat toward Donald Trump of all people.

nov76.png
This annoys me so much. You don't need a twitter account posting hot takes to be an artist or anything for that matter.

In reality, twitter is a distraction and a danger to your success as an artist and a content creator. It's the whole reason why famous people should have their official accounts handled by a PR person.

If we just look at authors, by this clowns logic, Thomas Pynchon is a failure because he isn't 24/7 posting his thoughts, what he eats, and when he shits in real time.
 
He is stuck 100% of the time in this insane toxic mentality where he has to "win" every single Twitter interaction except with the members of his fruity little club that he's sucking up to, so in the moment he will say absolutely anything that he thinks will do this regardless of how little relationship his statement has to reality.
No, he even has to win compared to his 'friends.' When that sfwa guy threw out a writing prompt for him earlier ("aliens landed, and they're buying tacos!"), the entire message behind Fatrick's story was "I'm smarter than you." My character is in the best library in the universe, child. I'm too smart to be somewhere where tacos are relevant. And 'buying?' Hush, sweet baby child. Only little, tiny, infant children buy things. I'm too advanced to write about a society that engages in barter. Shhh, now.

He is such an odious prick. Go up a handful of posts, and someone is siding with him, wondering why Twitter won't give him a blue checkmark. Does he join in the commiseration? Nope. He throws her sympathy back in her face by correcting her. He even gets confrontational with Brianna Wu, who should be his avatar of righteousness. When someone else is right, Fat can't let them be right. He has to step in and tell them that they should be even more right, the way he is. He's an absolutely detestable little gremlin.

And he can't write for shit.

And he is fat.
 
No, he even has to win compared to his 'friends.' When that sfwa guy threw out a writing prompt for him earlier ("aliens landed, and they're buying tacos!"), the entire message behind Fatrick's story was "I'm smarter than you." My character is in the best library in the universe, child. I'm too smart to be somewhere where tacos are relevant. And 'buying?' Hush, sweet baby child. Only little, tiny, infant children buy things. I'm too advanced to write about a society that engages in barter. Shhh, now.

He is such an odious prick. Go up a handful of posts, and someone is siding with him, wondering why Twitter won't give him a blue checkmark. Does he join in the commiseration? Nope. He throws her sympathy back in her face by correcting her. He even gets confrontational with Brianna Wu, who should be his avatar of righteousness. When someone else is right, Fat can't let them be right. He has to step in and tell them that they should be even more right, the way he is. He's an absolutely detestable little gremlin.

And he can't write for shit.

And he is fat.
You know what other cow this reminds me of? Rhys McKinnon. He's not so active these days, but he did the same thing of being such a petty little shitling that he ends up insulting even people who agree with him.
 
You know what other cow this reminds me of? Rhys McKinnon. He's not so active these days, but he did the same thing of being such a petty little shitling that he ends up insulting even people who agree with him.
That worked out really well for him. Now he is a pariah, with no job, no academic career, and his "sports is a man right" career in the toilet. A complete and utter failure.

Fat Rick will end up the same way.
 
Back