11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[The First Fag]

What is the law in regards to places that have legal weed and driving in America? Do they do a similar BAC type test, or is it a "walk in a straight like" type sobriety one?

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From what this is suggesting, it is most likely a DUI test (i.e. walk in a straight line, balance on one foot, etc).

 

[JustStopDude]

That explains it being “the most affluent African American-majority county.”

The thing with PG and a lot of the surrounding counties in Maryland is that Baltimore is actually getting gentrified.

There isn't a middle class really anymore. So there are essentially two groups of people; those who are so rich, the problems don't affect them, and those so fucking poor, they can't escape.

Any decent housing stock in the city that a middle class person could afford is getting bought up and flipped to the hipster class who can afford to have mommy and daddy overspend on a row home or a condo.

The working poor/blue collar workers are being priced into the surrounding counties. Hence the major demographic shifts. Also why the traffic between Baltimore and DC is so fucking hellish.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

He hasn’t said shit about the other driver. Let’s hope they are still alive.

Oh he’d be yelling and hollering about that damn dirty alog idiot driver if it wasn’t his fault and also demand to go to the hospital so he could claim injuries.

I’d bet he only has liability insurance, unless he was still paying off superchat mobile.

He won’t be getting any replacement car and will get sued, well his insurance company will be. He won’t be able to afford insurance after this. I’m sure it was expensive already given his past DUIs.

WTG Ralph. You just can’t stop winning.

Looks like a pretty mild wreck. Other driver probably walked awsy

 

[moocow]

The cant panel has collapsed, airbags have fired, and the inner sill and inner quarter panel has crushed. Like hell that's going to get repaired.... If they do repair it; even if the repairer has a chassis straightner, I would never ever trust that car again and would sell it straight away. (probably take a massive loss on the sale cos no one will want it)

Yeah, with that kind of damage there's no way in hell the insurance company will do anything but write off that car. Depending on state law (I'm too lazy to look it up, because in this situation it absolutely doesn't matter) he might be allowed to keep the car if he owned it outright and had comprehensive insurance coverage (not "liability only"), but no matter what the wreck's ultimate fate is, the insurance company is only going to be writing one check -- the pre-crash value of the car -- to Ethan. Even an adjustor on his first day on the job wouldn't entertain the idea of trying to repair that mess.

If he's insane enough to try to convince a shop to try to repair that thing, the best he can ever hope for is a car in questionable condition with a salvage title. No state will allow this vehicle's title to carry on as-is.

It was a 2020 Sentra in Eyesore Blue. Here it is before being gunted.

That's not a terrible color overall, but somehow it's fucking god-awful on that particular car.

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He was born and raised in a trailer park, wasn't he? And by "born in a trailer park" I mean "his mother literally ran a hot bath in the trailer, squatted in the tub and squeezed him out, then let the dog chew the umbilical cord off." This mentality is pure white trash meat-head thinking.

Also, spiral of self-destruction confirmed.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Nonsense, it's a gangster ass car homie. Especially the Escalade.

>tfw live in slavic shithole
>tfw can't drive a Caddy Escalade
>felted eternally

If I got a Caddy I'd be getting a CTS-V. That's just me.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah, with that kind of damage there's no way in hell the insurance company will do anything but write off that car. Depending on state law (I'm too lazy to look it up, because in this situation it absolutely doesn't matter) he might be allowed to keep the car if he owned it outright and had comprehensive insurance coverage (not "liability only"), but no matter what the wreck's ultimate fate is, the insurance company is only going to be writing one check -- the pre-crash value of the car -- to Ethan. Even an adjustor on his first day on the job wouldn't entertain the idea of trying to repair that mess.

If he's insane enough to try to convince a shop to try to repair that thing, the best he can ever hope for is a car in questionable condition with a salvage title. No state will allow this vehicle's title to carry on as-is.


That's not a terrible color overall, but somehow it's fucking god-awful on that particular car.


He was born and raised in a trailer park, wasn't he? And by "born in a trailer park" I mean "his mother literally ran a hot bath in the trailer, squatted in the tub and squeezed him out, then let the dog chew the umbilical cord off." This mentality is pure white trash meat-head thinking.

Also, spiral of self-destruction confirmed.

Nah, the insurance company will be writing a check to the finance company that holds the title on Gunt’s car…and Gunt will have to pay off the difference (the gap) of a few thousand between what he owes and what the insurance company valued the car at.

It would be hilarious if they sent a check to Gunt because he would gamble away the money and still owe $17k plus on a non-existent car.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

The ayylog who hit Ralph's car sent me this statement, he dosen't want to be named.

I was driving to work when I saw him. Approaching an intersection, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a streak of blue, and without even turning to look I could tell it was Ralph, the suspension was so low from the weight of the driver inside, the car was almost scraping the ground, but there was no one inside but a driver who was barely tall enough to see over the dashboard. It was him for sure. This was my chance to epicly troll ralph by commiting vehicular homicide. I had just taken my foot off the gas to switch to the break as I approached the red light, but I slammed my foot right back down on the gas. I had time to frantically get out my phone and begin blasting MC Jarbo at full volume before the collision. It's all a blur of twisted metal and jiggling fat after that point. Luckily for me, the intersection had no cameras and Ralph's BAC hasn't dropped below the legal limit in over a year. He also was too busy staring at his phone to know if the light he went through was red or green. Even he thought he was at fault. I had finally trolled him.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

When ralph dies, what happens to this board?

It becomes a board for a logging Vickers

 

[Astute Observation]

Ralph totaled his shart, now comes the cart!

 

[The First Fag]

RIP to May though cause now she has to take the city bus with niggers to get to work.

She'd fucking enjoy it. I guarantee it

 

[Savage Randy]

That's some nice reckless driving Lou.

 

[Cuntflaps]

I wonder if the gunt provides any sort of impact protection during a collision. It might be a fairly effective airbag of sorts.

 

[Sam Losco]

Poll added!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Poll added!

I bet the real reason he totaled the car was he scared himself with his own shart.

 

[moocow]

Nah, the insurance company will be writing a check to the finance company that holds the title on Gunt’s car…and Gunt will have to pay off the difference (the gap) of a few thousand between what he owes and what the insurance company valued the car at.

It would be hilarious if they sent a check to Gunt because he would gamble away the money and still owe $17k plus on a non-existent car.

Ah, I was under the mistaken impression the car didn't have a note anymore. Yeah, if he still owes on it, that'll be another fun bill for him to deal with soon too.

 

[Sam Losco]

I bet the real reason he totaled the car was he scared himself with his own shart.

lol added.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

using my lab's equipment to analyze the crash photography I have forensically recreated the moment before impact:

looking forward to hearing all the details when the other driver sues him for damages.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Who here thinks that Ethan Ralph’s Gunt and fatass lowered the suspension of his Nissan whenever he sits in his car

Probably the Gunt makes his Nissan into a low rider. A filthy low rider to be more precise and probably slower and less fuel efficient too.

 

[LordOdin]

Think of all the people who die in car crashes every year. How can I make a deal with the devil to trade a soul for a soul? There's probably a nobel prize winner or navy seal we could bring back

You think that's an equal trade though? Ralphs soul is probably worth like a paraplegic nigger with cheap china man purses.

 

[SuckDuck4Quack]

Magnificent. Aren’t winning anymore, are ya, Ralphamale?