11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Cause of the wreck?

  • The other driver.

    Votes: 18 1.9%
  • Ralph was under the influence.

    Votes: 100 10.7%
  • Ralph was reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 270 28.9%
  • Ralph was under the influence AND reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 524 56.1%
  • Driving with hooves is hard.

    Votes: 169 18.1%
  • Ralph was letting the gunt drive.

    Votes: 204 21.8%
  • Lost control while sharting.

    Votes: 287 30.7%

  • Total voters
    934
  • Poll closed .
come to think of it isnt trying to humiliate her with maybe truth maybe bullshit statements about her genitals a really really really fucking bad look for his revenge porn case as well? i mean he just admitted here he will use that kind of stuff to get back at her for any minor thing he says is a lie or offends him rather so how does that not rape him in that case?
As per normal, Ralph is playing one-dimensional chess while also keeping an eye on his phone.
 
What did Faith say about his driving? I don't see it anywhere.
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As per normal, Ralph is playing one-dimensional chess while also keeping an eye on his phone.
but the daymbed kiwifaroumers might be planning on ruining his life again!

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i love that she confirms against his previous cope that he wasnt driving shittily that whole stream, dont know why hes literally ready to die for that point though lol
 
i love that she confirms against his previous cope that he wasnt driving shittily that whole stream, dont know why hes literally ready to die for that point though lol
Yeah, during that whole stream in the car he was taking his eyes off the road at least half of the time. Or trying to drive AND film Faith.
 
So did he run a red light or something? I just naturally assume it was his fault.
Unknown until Maryland court website gets updated so we can see if he was cited.
However, given that he wasn't angrily Tweeting about what an idiot the other driver was, and given what we know of his driving, I'd bet money on it.
 
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Regardless of who turns out was responsible, I'm glad to see Ralph is alive and did not sustain any serious injuries and presumably noone else did either. He's a fat reetard, but one I enjoy laughing at and not some genuine blight that ought to be culled like the zoosadists.

Keep on trucking. Well. Maybe try a bike instead.
 
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