whats funny is they can prove its a lie via measuring his micropeen for any slander cases too, we might get a transcript of people trying to measure his clit with tweezers
11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.
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Going to court with that little dick energy should loose him the case without a hearing.
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Losing your car in a wreck is a giant pain in the ass and something I wouldn't wish on anyone.
Even Ralph.
If it was no fault.
But it's very likely, given his lack of tard rage at the other driver, that it was his fault.
I'll still leave it at a, "ooooh that sucks [/sneed]" than full in dunk on him.
I am however very interest in his insurance situation. Driving with out insurance is a pretty wigger thing to do.
"'m sorry, Yer Honor. I was already in Contempt of Curt, I thought I couldn't be in worse contempt. I'm jus' stupid yer honor, please fogive me."
Even Ralph.
If it was no fault.
But it's very likely, given his lack of tard rage at the other driver, that it was his fault.
I'll still leave it at a, "ooooh that sucks [/sneed]" than full in dunk on him.
I am however very interest in his insurance situation. Driving with out insurance is a pretty wigger thing to do.
"'m sorry, Yer Honor. I was already in Contempt of Curt, I thought I couldn't be in worse contempt. I'm jus' stupid yer honor, please fogive me."
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I take back what I said.
Christ on his fucking cross, Ethan. Your pettiness must be so massive that I'm surprised it hasn't made you physically implode into a gunt hole.
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I want to say Ralph is full of shit out of pure instinct, however Fai Fai is gross enough where the hot dog down a hall way shit could be one of the few times he isn't lying his ass off.
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Every story needs an ending.
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Man, he falls for the bait every single time.
Besides thanks to Ralph releasing revenge porn we all now know the problem is Ralph’s Memphis micro-dick. No pussy on earth is going to feel tight to him, it’s why he likes buttholes so much.
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He was probably drunk off his ass on Makers and on his phone, reading his board and seetheing at the comments and went right through a light.
Keep winning Gunty.
Show us how its done
Keep winning Gunty.
Show us how its done
vienna weenie you meanI want to say Ralph is full of shit out of pure instinct, however Fai Fai is gross enough where the hot dog down a hall way shit could be one of the few times he isn't lying his ass off.
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Ralph expected a child-sized vagina to match his child-sized penis. It's why he likes 'em young.
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now this is jokes! Good one Ralph, I had a giggle.
Yep, bitch looks like she has a wizard sleeve between her legs.I want to say Ralph is full of shit out of pure instinct, however Fai Fai is gross enough where the hot dog down a hall way shit could be one of the few times he isn't lying his ass off.
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Oh well, at least he can ride his horse while waiting for the insurance check.
Ralph asked her to come but she said "neigh."The horse trailer might have tipped over, that would have been bad. Speaking of, I wonder why Ethan didn't bring May along to the pedophile bust?
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His survival truly means he is an agent of Christ.
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What car did ralph have? It looks like a Nissan Sentra. If it is a Sentra the insurance totaling it would be a huge blessing before it starts to hit all those CVT and other issues.
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Maybe Mersh has finally found an even bigger sucker to sell his lemon BMW too?
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And released a video of you doing it.
come to think of it isnt trying to humiliate her with maybe truth maybe bullshit statements about her genitals a really really really fucking bad look for his revenge porn case as well? i mean he just admitted here he will use that kind of stuff to get back at her for any minor thing he says is a lie or offends him rather so how does that not rape him in that case?
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Ralph a true alpha male would deny banging a girl that looks like faith with their last breath.
That’s the kind of thing your friends make fun of you for life for.
I hope the other people in the accident are ok
That’s the kind of thing your friends make fun of you for life for.
I hope the other people in the accident are ok
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driving from BWI? i think they have the cheapest flights to/from vegas in a 500 mile radius of where he lives (although not accounting for hours lost or gas or car park fees)
The only other reason i can think of is drugs or hookers.
At this point you have to wonder if Gators the puppet master, doing everything he can to fuck ralph over
so not only did he buy a new car in the best car market ever, he apparently did it 15 years ago too, also theres the math on that tweet, ethan loves them young
you would buy a new 2020 cadillac if you had his money how much money do we think he has? he doesn't even have much of a job, and we knos he's barely made minimum wage the last 3 years.
they're both liars, the difference is Fai Fai also lies about being a massive whore and being raped on buses and at disneyland.I want to say Ralph is full of shit out of pure instinct, however Fai Fai is gross enough where the hot dog down a hall way shit could be one of the few times he isn't lying his ass off.
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What did Faith say about his driving? I don't see it anywhere.