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This is absolutely insane but it may be brilliant, too. It's like wow.
Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.
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absolute king. these are great videos to have in the background while studying, every now and then you learn something
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Reminds me of this old ZZ top looking fucker who would constantly call Raising Caine chicken joints and harass their managers because the owner of the company is Muslim or something. I tried finding clips of the calls, but no such luck.
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I don't really consider this guy a lolcow though he does exhibit some lolcow traits. However he has that nice combo of weird/creative/smug/unable to take criticism that I think a lot of you would enjoy.
Meet Petey Twofinger: Musician, Electronic equipment reseller, Fart huffer, Internet addict.
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/peteytwofinger/videos
Twitter(dead): https://twitter.com/peteytwofinger
I will say that for all Petey's faults he does seem to have some genuine talent and can come up with some interesting content such as the "Acid Casualties" series which documents the fall of various musicians due to drug abuse.
Origin Story.
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Complete meltdown over a basic comment about processed food being bad for you.
Petey loses it over a comment questioning his skill and spends the rest of the video whining about how he can't work due to "chronic pain" despite the fact that he mentioned doing "quite well" in reselling electronic musical equipment.
Petey whines about some class action lawsuit with facebook and the payout being delayed.
Meet Petey Twofinger: Musician, Electronic equipment reseller, Fart huffer, Internet addict.
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/peteytwofinger/videos
Twitter(dead): https://twitter.com/peteytwofinger
I will say that for all Petey's faults he does seem to have some genuine talent and can come up with some interesting content such as the "Acid Casualties" series which documents the fall of various musicians due to drug abuse.
video response to mark marshs comment
thanks for checking in chief . stay woke , stay safe and thanks for your service .
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I watched the acid casualties videos, they are enjoyable to watch and may be of interest to Kiwis. Chronic pain sucks imo.I don't really consider this guy a lolcow though he does exhibit some lolcow traits. However he has that nice combo of weird/creative/smug/unable to take criticism that I think a lot of you would enjoy.
Meet Petey Twofinger: Musician, Electronic equipment reseller, Fart huffer, Internet addict.
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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/peteytwofinger/videos
Twitter(dead): https://twitter.com/peteytwofinger
I will say that for all Petey's faults he does seem to have some genuine talent and can come up with some interesting content such as the "Acid Casualties" series which documents the fall of various musicians due to drug abuse.
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Complete meltdown over a basic comment about processed food being bad for you.video response to mark marshs comment
thanks for checking in chief . stay woke , stay safe and thanks for your service .
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Petey loses it over a comment questioning his skill and spends the rest of the video whining about how he can't work due to "chronic pain" despite the fact that he mentioned doing "quite well" in reselling electronic musical equipment.
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Petey whines about some class action lawsuit with facebook and the payout being delayed.
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Happened upon this dude a bit ago. He's not really super note worthy but he's pretty funny to watch sperg out with nunchucks in his hands. Dudes named J.Autism i wonder why
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The one that has always stood out to me is Ernest Peters, a senior from Chantilly High School in 2007.
(This was from 2007 and is the last known public picture of him).
He's infamous for a backraid, when he doxxed on 4chan his English teacher, Michelle Harris, in retribution for not accepting papers over email. It got a lot of attention at the time, because he treated 4chan like his personal army, resulting in him getting handcuffed upon arriving at the school and being forced to change classes. So far as I know, he was only suspended, but when I've tried looking up the Chantilly yearbooks on Classmates.com, there's nothing for him in 2008.
As time's gone on, what has struck me is how horribly he derailed his own life with his stupid decision.
Since his little stunt, he fell off the face of the earth. As for the other two names? Mary Riddell and Avery Pettigrew both went on to become successful musicians who teach and regularly earn seats in professional orchestras. One bad decision.
(This was from 2007 and is the last known public picture of him).
He's infamous for a backraid, when he doxxed on 4chan his English teacher, Michelle Harris, in retribution for not accepting papers over email. It got a lot of attention at the time, because he treated 4chan like his personal army, resulting in him getting handcuffed upon arriving at the school and being forced to change classes. So far as I know, he was only suspended, but when I've tried looking up the Chantilly yearbooks on Classmates.com, there's nothing for him in 2008.
As time's gone on, what has struck me is how horribly he derailed his own life with his stupid decision.
Since his little stunt, he fell off the face of the earth. As for the other two names? Mary Riddell and Avery Pettigrew both went on to become successful musicians who teach and regularly earn seats in professional orchestras. One bad decision.
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Petey Twofinger is back with a video about why he hates Halloween and most holidays(Spoiler: its because they aren't about him and he has to do things like hand out candy to children or give gifts with no expectation of repayment)
Video Breakdown
-goes into some weird tirade about how he can't have people eat candy in the same room as him because he can't stand fruity smells however his wife's coco chanel perfume is fine(important later)
-His mom was a born again nut job who hated Halloween but she still handed out candy and once tried to force him into a cowboy outfit for halloween he spends several minutes at this to make no point even saying that he had no problem with these traumatic aspects just that his mom didn't like it(??)
-Tries to make some halfhearted points about plastic waste and commercialization
-His family gave out Chick tracts apparently
-Bizarre segway into how this made him take things "from the hand of satan" (drugs)
-Only good drugs he took were the psychedelic ones which allowed him to confront hispast despite him mentioning several minor incidents from his childhood in this very video which he has clearly not gotten over
-All his friends were devil worshipers apparently however he attempted to "witness" to them
-Never let his kids have candy because the smell gives him headaches despite mentioning he smoked indoors at this time (this guy must have every ailment known to mankind)
-Another bizarre segway from halloween being commercialized into how he would much prefer the 4th of July cause he liked being with his cousins as a kid even if the older ones picked on him (I guess all those hotdogs, fireworks and star spangled tablecloths aren't part of commercialization)
-Petey also hates Christmas cause "being there and no one gives you any presents cause you don't have the money to give anyone else presents is kinda a bad time" (Maybe you should have just kicked the drugs and told your wife to stop wearing Chanel you deadbeat)
-Petey is "not a big holiday guy" and the only thing he enjoys is playing stringed instruments
-Never gave out candy but took his kids to "the finer neighborhoods" to trick or treat
-Tells a story about a neighbor guilting him into taking his kid trick or treating by giving them a Bee costume for his daughter
-Petey judges a former acquaintance who was religious for leaving their friend group due to their drug abuse and behaviour
-Petey compares himself to Jesus for staying amongst the sinners. Then voices the idea that people shouldn't judge each other
-Ends off by saying people should put the same effort they do into Easter as halloween despite just running off a laundry list of his drug use
At the start of this video I was legit MATI over just how much of an entitled ignoramus this guy can be but by the end I was kind of impressed he was able to weave his mother's schizoid biblethumping with his own life of being a deadbeat dad with substance issues. BTW the inconsistencies you are noticing are there he manages to contradict not only what he said 5 seconds earlier but also the entire tone of his spiel up to that point several times during this video. I think he just has goldfish brain from doing too much acid.
I still really like the Acid Casualties series but I now think he made it so that he could feel cooler about being a burntout wastoid.
-goes into some weird tirade about how he can't have people eat candy in the same room as him because he can't stand fruity smells however his wife's coco chanel perfume is fine(important later)
-His mom was a born again nut job who hated Halloween but she still handed out candy and once tried to force him into a cowboy outfit for halloween he spends several minutes at this to make no point even saying that he had no problem with these traumatic aspects just that his mom didn't like it(??)
-Tries to make some halfhearted points about plastic waste and commercialization
-His family gave out Chick tracts apparently
-Bizarre segway into how this made him take things "from the hand of satan" (drugs)
-Only good drugs he took were the psychedelic ones which allowed him to confront hispast despite him mentioning several minor incidents from his childhood in this very video which he has clearly not gotten over
-All his friends were devil worshipers apparently however he attempted to "witness" to them
-Never let his kids have candy because the smell gives him headaches despite mentioning he smoked indoors at this time (this guy must have every ailment known to mankind)
-Another bizarre segway from halloween being commercialized into how he would much prefer the 4th of July cause he liked being with his cousins as a kid even if the older ones picked on him (I guess all those hotdogs, fireworks and star spangled tablecloths aren't part of commercialization)
-Petey also hates Christmas cause "being there and no one gives you any presents cause you don't have the money to give anyone else presents is kinda a bad time" (Maybe you should have just kicked the drugs and told your wife to stop wearing Chanel you deadbeat)
-Petey is "not a big holiday guy" and the only thing he enjoys is playing stringed instruments
-Never gave out candy but took his kids to "the finer neighborhoods" to trick or treat
-Tells a story about a neighbor guilting him into taking his kid trick or treating by giving them a Bee costume for his daughter
-Petey judges a former acquaintance who was religious for leaving their friend group due to their drug abuse and behaviour
-Petey compares himself to Jesus for staying amongst the sinners. Then voices the idea that people shouldn't judge each other
-Ends off by saying people should put the same effort they do into Easter as halloween despite just running off a laundry list of his drug use
At the start of this video I was legit MATI over just how much of an entitled ignoramus this guy can be but by the end I was kind of impressed he was able to weave his mother's schizoid biblethumping with his own life of being a deadbeat dad with substance issues. BTW the inconsistencies you are noticing are there he manages to contradict not only what he said 5 seconds earlier but also the entire tone of his spiel up to that point several times during this video. I think he just has goldfish brain from doing too much acid.
I still really like the Acid Casualties series but I now think he made it so that he could feel cooler about being a burntout wastoid.
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Presenting Tumblr user "sasoriapologist", a 20 year old juggalette with she/dolls pronouns that believes she's married to Sasori, a Naruto character who carves people up and turns them into puppets.
Carrd users are something else.
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Presenting Tumblr user "sasoriapologist", a 20 year old juggalette with she/dolls pronouns that believes she's married to Sasori, a Naruto character who carves people up and turns them into puppets.
Carrd users are something else.
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@WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo this person is a GREAT candidate for the Waifu Culture thread.
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This guy: https://twitter.com/whomstbastank
All this intellectual does is post peoples follows, of usually right wing people
All this intellectual does is post peoples follows, of usually right wing people
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Sorry about only links and no screencaps
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what the fuck
This lead me down a rabbit hole of kin/system shit until I found a server for people who kin cloudy with a chance of meatballs characters.
A LIST OF MY ALTERS!!
This list will get updated frequently cause i keep splitting Lia/Will/Rosie - host - they/love/coo - agere regressor + older sibling Tommy - main co-host - he/they/she - 15-17 - agere regressor (3-5)...
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This lead me down a rabbit hole of kin/system shit until I found a server for people who kin cloudy with a chance of meatballs characters.
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Miss Malloree would be a bit more of a "girl's only" cow, but still very funny in general, I think. I've been watching her for a few months now and it's looking like she might be an up-and-coming cow.
She is rounding the corner on 40 and still thinks she is going to be a famous singer. She has dropped ONE song and it's heavily autotuned because she can't hit the notes. I just really enjoy watching the smug faces she makes as she sings. She really thinks she is good. Reminds me of Chantal's hit singles. Also, she renamed the song Malloree, of course. Because who wouldn't want her to "come on over".
She wants to be famous so badly. She posts very awkward content and tries to sound like an influencer or a pop star. There is a repeating segment called "coffee thoughts" which is just her saying dumb "positive vibes" shit into her camera accompanied by her coffee-yellow stained teeth.
But this one in particular to me was funny because she could have done so much better with the content. I get it. You are trying to make fun of yourself for being fat by putting the word food in the song. It could have actually been endearing if you did a better job.
Nope. Not done. I'm sorry. I can't leave without this last one. Maybe a new girl for Null? Who knows.
This cow is not bone dry yet. If you want more, let me know.
Or go check her out. It's all still public as of today.
She is rounding the corner on 40 and still thinks she is going to be a famous singer. She has dropped ONE song and it's heavily autotuned because she can't hit the notes. I just really enjoy watching the smug faces she makes as she sings. She really thinks she is good. Reminds me of Chantal's hit singles. Also, she renamed the song Malloree, of course. Because who wouldn't want her to "come on over".
She wants to be famous so badly. She posts very awkward content and tries to sound like an influencer or a pop star. There is a repeating segment called "coffee thoughts" which is just her saying dumb "positive vibes" shit into her camera accompanied by her coffee-yellow stained teeth.
But this one in particular to me was funny because she could have done so much better with the content. I get it. You are trying to make fun of yourself for being fat by putting the word food in the song. It could have actually been endearing if you did a better job.
Nope. Not done. I'm sorry. I can't leave without this last one. Maybe a new girl for Null? Who knows.
This cow is not bone dry yet. If you want more, let me know.
Or go check her out. It's all still public as of today.
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Holy shit, I LOVE this guy! I had to save this video to my HD. I wonder if he and ADF should meet? Phil's on a satanism kick now, calling himself Aspen Satanas and LARPing as a communist satanist.
This exceptional individual would make an excellent partner or an even better antagonist for Phil. For those who are unfamiliar with Our resident tattoed fake tranny spud feel free to acquaint yourselves. I get a feeling of some seriously funny interaction being possible here. Imagine Phil's reaction to getting one of these satanic tarot curses?
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Some jannies got no sense of humor. fwiw I disagree with this decision, but my opinion don't mean shit.
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There's this weirdo that started creeping in my neighborhood. He asks everyone if they know someone named Samantha Fueller and claim they are a member of a blood cult with her. I don't know if there's anything that can even be done about this other than worrying about the local wildlife.
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There's one guy who went to my highschool who built his entire life around worshipping the beautiful negro queen after he got rejected from one white girl in 6th grade.
He's like a 5' 1" furry who pretends to be a dancer but is really just given an allowance by his parents.
He's completely delusional, extremely narcissistic, and posts 6 grillion times a day of just him lip syncing songs and dancing like a fag or of his conversations with his devilish light-skinned exes or with him flirting with darkies.
Once he got super high in the walmart parking lot and he went on a schizophrenic episode about how he wanted to
If you have the strength to languish through his posts on snapchat, you have my respect.
He's like a 5' 1" furry who pretends to be a dancer but is really just given an allowance by his parents.
He's completely delusional, extremely narcissistic, and posts 6 grillion times a day of just him lip syncing songs and dancing like a fag or of his conversations with his devilish light-skinned exes or with him flirting with darkies.
Once he got super high in the walmart parking lot and he went on a schizophrenic episode about how he wanted to
- Fuck a black baby
- Be cornered by a big black man
If you have the strength to languish through his posts on snapchat, you have my respect.
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Wowza, you got a live one here all right. If he keeps on posting like this and/or draws the right attention he might just grow up to be a full-on lolcow soon.
