DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Phail missing another revenue stream on facebook.

 

[TurdFondler]

A lack of physical activity will also lead to ED in men as they get older. Phil is probably porn addicted to some degree, so it's a perfect storm for limp dick.

 

[garrybkk]

Probably ED and low T. Even in the fappening he was struggling to get off. You can even see him frustrated at one point.

It likely is the alcohol abuse. Alcohol abuse leads to brain deterioration, cancer, ED, cirrhosis of the liver, and much more.

Long-term erectile dysfunction. The risk for long-term erectile dysfunction has been linked to chronic heavy use of alcohol. In fact, studies show that men who are dependent on alcohol have a 60 to 70 percent chance of suffering from sexual problems.

As much as we know he drinks.... it could be genetics but I doubt it. More likely the booze.

Just look up how ED and low sex drive is associated with autism, you will get your answer.

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil is the type of person who would try to ignore the gay away. He might have urges to look at gay porn, but he'll most definitely ignore it thinking that if he only looks at straight porn, it means he's a straight guy. Maybe the ED and the struggle is just him refusing to look at material that'll actually get him off. Maybe he doesn't have sex with Kat because she refuses to peg him, or he's too much of a man's man to ask

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

There were periods where he did look healthier, when he first lost weight in CT and when he first moved to WA he did look somewhat healthy. Perhaps he was cutting back on the drinking. Lately just based on how shitty he looks he must be hitting it pretty hard plus we know of the total wine purchases.

Phil was drinking a ton during the move. He did lose weight around then and was looking somewhat human, probably because his own house finally meant Leanna was his and he had motivation. He quickly got complacent, though, which has lasted for 6 years.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

To take things in another direction for a moment and out of morbid curiosity. For any multiple reasons, DSP is headed to any early grave. I gotta ask though, what the fuck happens when, Phil finally does kick the bucket? Are his parents gonna pay to fly his body back east to bury him? Or best case scenario, have him cremated in Washington and do whatever with ashes. The Pentultimate (dsp-ism) would be if he is an organ donor upon death. Which poor bastard ends up with which parts of Pig Roach!? Either way, in the end, Phil will still be costing people tonnes of money. Widowed wife Kat back on the market.

He'll be turned into fertilizer. Truly resembling what he has been his entire life... a piece of shit.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Phil is the type of person who would try to ignore the gay away. He might have urges to look at gay porn, but he'll most definitely ignore it thinking that if he only looks at straight porn, it means he's a straight guy. Maybe the ED and the struggle is just him refusing to look at material that'll actually get him off. Maybe he doesn't have sex with Kat because she refuses to peg him, or he's too much of a man's man to ask

I wouldn't call spending over $100k on pictures of sweaty, half naked men ignoring the gay away.

Imagine the amount of meth and BBC he could've gotten for that kind of money

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

To take things in another direction for a moment and out of morbid curiosity. For any multiple reasons, DSP is headed to any early grave. I gotta ask though, what the fuck happens when, Phil finally does kick the bucket? Are his parents gonna pay to fly his body back east to bury him? Or best case scenario, have him cremated in Washington and do whatever with ashes. The Pentultimate (dsp-ism) would be if he is an organ donor upon death. Which poor bastard ends up with which parts of Pig Roach!? Either way, in the end, Phil will still be costing people tonnes of money. Widowed wife Kat back on the market.

His parents would definitely fly their son's body out to be buried wherever they chose their own graves. There's not fucking way Phil left a will. He's going to live forever. If he outlives his parents, Ket is giving him the cheapest no-frill burial she can get away with. If Phil dies alone in Renton, he's probably going into a potter's field because there won't be anyone left to give a shit and claim the body. Phil will shuffle off his mortal coil, and the bank will be the only one who notices.

The sorta sad thing is I bet Phil wants to have a massive state funeral to celebrate his life, but he's on course to be as close to tossed in a dumpster as human society will allow for a corpse.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

His parents would definitely fly their son's body out to be buried wherever they chose their own graves. There's not fucking way Phil left a will. He's going to live forever. If he outlives his parents, Ket is giving him the cheapest no-frill burial she can get away with. If Phil dies alone in Renton, he's probably going into a potter's field because there won't be anyone left to give a shit and claim the body. Phil will shuffle off his mortal coil, and the bank will be the only one who notices.

The sorta sad thing is I bet Phil wants to have a massive state funeral to celebrate his life, but he's on course to be as close to tossed in a dumpster as human society will allow for a corpse.

Sure we could all get together and raise enough for a headstone? I would propose it reads - Philip P Burnell - It's The Guy!

 

[strandedcastaway]

Not to disappoint anyone, but as shitty as Phil looks for his age, if you look at the 50- and 60-year-olds wobbling around the liquor store, drinking a lot and being a little overweight doesn't usually kill you at 39. DSP could easily go on like this for another decade.

The bigger issue would be if a few key paypigs lost their bankrolls. In the next few years he's much more likely to die of loss of funding than gout and booze.

 

[PieceofShet]

He needs that money, he really do. He needs that money to pay his BILLS.

He really did go overtime!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Not to disappoint anyone, but as shitty as Phil looks for his age, if you look at the 50- and 60-year-olds wobbling around the liquor store, drinking a lot and being a little overweight doesn't usually kill you at 39. DSP could easily go on like this for another decade.

The bigger issue would be if a few key paypigs lost their bankrolls. In the next few years he's much more likely to die of loss of funding than gout and booze.

His biggest issue isn't dodging the reaper, it's any sort of medical issue that stops him from streaming for more than a few days. Even something like a heavy cold or tooth infection could spell real trouble.

 

[capefear56]

Not to disappoint anyone, but as shitty as Phil looks for his age, if you look at the 50- and 60-year-olds wobbling around the liquor store, drinking a lot and being a little overweight doesn't usually kill you at 39. DSP could easily go on like this for another decade.

The bigger issue would be if a few key paypigs lost their bankrolls. In the next few years he's much more likely to die of loss of funding than gout and booze.

I don't think anyone believes he's gonna die before age 50, but you also have to consider that there are modern elements in play that even alcoholics/smokers didn't contend with all that much back in the day: namely his sedentary lifestyle. Exactly what sitting in a chair 12-13 hours out of a 16-hour day does to the body in the long-term isn't explicitly known by the medical community yet, but all indications suggest that it's really not good, especially for the circulatory system. Combine that with early-onset arteriosclerosis from eating fatty/salty "robust" foods like a pig for decades and you have a recipe for an embolic stroke.

If I had to put money on what's going to kill him, it's definitely a stroke. When? Late 40s to mid 50s.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

As usual, Philipo's greatest detractor is himself. None of DA TROLLZ forced him to piss away over $100k on five star hogans. Now he's using his rent money to raise Scopely's net income. I'd feel bad for an addict, but Philth deserves every bit of schadenfreude he gets.

 

[JPG]

I wonder if he started whaling on champions to cook his business expenses so bankruptcy was granted. And got hooked in doing so.

 

[capefear56]

I wonder if he started whaling on champions to cook his business expenses so bankruptcy was granted. And got hooked in doing so.

Nah; he's always been a spender. How do you think he got into all of that debt to begin with? It was merely convenient for him that his addiction lined up with something he could conceal as 'business expenses'.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I wonder if he started whaling on champions to cook his business expenses so bankruptcy was granted. And got hooked in doing so.

He's been hooked on gacha games for a while, it's just him being an addict and spendthrift. If Champions was the only game that he whaled on that could be something (but not really) but he has talked about mobile games since 2013 and how addictive they are. He's mentioned playing Hearthstone, Future Fight, Dokan Battle, WWE Supercard, WWE Immortals, Final Fantasy etc. He's just a worthless consumer.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil was burying himself in credit card debt while he was traveling in the fighting game stuff back when he had no money. He's always had the mentality of burning all his money and more. Credit to Mommy who taught Philip well and gave him the crippling Salvagno Thumb.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He's been hooked on gacha games for a while, it's just him being an addict and spendthrift. If Champions was the only game that he whaled on that could be something but he has talked about mobile games since 2013 and how addictive they are. He's mentioned playing Hearthstone, Future Fight, Dokan Battle, WWE Supercard, WWE Immortals etc. He's just a worthless consumer.

The real question is what other gotcha game is he playing that we don't know about right now.

Phil was burying himself in credit card debt while he was traveling in the fighting game stuff back when he had no money. He's always had the mentality of burning all his money and more. Credit to Mommy who taught Philip well and gave him the crippling Salvagno Thumb.

Not only did he bury himself in credit card debt then but he also took a 10% penalty and cashed out his 401k to fund that as well. He also took massive loans to buy cars, pay off the mortgage in CT Condo, and put a 5% (roughly) downpayment for his WA Condo. The man just can't help but put himself in terrible situations. Him having large amounts of income is a curse, not a blessing