Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Alberto Balsalm]

I thought I was a pedo just because I had sex with a little girl

oh yeah common mistake

 

[Metal Sink]

This thread was much better when people put actual effort into edits of this comic and they didn't use strips as an excuse to counter-sperg about gender and trans issues.

Are you suggesting that my efforts have been underwhelming and lackluster?

 

[BaconTea]

@James Terry Mitchell Jr Why do you want to touch a little child while fucking someone?

 

[kidsquid]

@James Terry Mitchell Jr Why do you want to touch a little child while fucking someone?

Because he's a disgusting waste of oxygen and space!

 

[Fiddleford]

It doesn't matter that I like just looking because I don't even want to touch.

Hate to break it to you but getting sexual arousal from looking at children is still being a fucking pedophile. And you've already proven you can't control yourself.
Maybe stop changing your story every time you tell it.

Jamesy boy, why do you never answer any of my questions to you? Or acknowledge the pain your victim has gone through? Does it hurt your brain to try and feel sympathy for another human being?

 

[Lorento]

The old old OLD account on Reddit was when I thought I was a pedo just because I had sex with a little girl and found girly cutsie things enjoyable and think little girls are adorable and I find the nude female form aesthetically pleasing at any age so I incorrectly thought I was a pedo and thus said so and advocated for the rights of people I thought I was a part of.

That first sentence confirms that you had sex with a minor, something that is against the law. And you put this online. Where it has likely been archived so you can never get rid of it. Great, so not only are you a pedo, but you're also a complete fucking moron. Also, I'd accept MasterDisaster's offer of an interview, at least he'll give you a fair hearing.

 

[kidsquid]

Hate to break it to you but getting sexual arousal from looking at children is still being a fucking pedophile. And you've already proven you can't control yourself.
Maybe stop changing your story every time you tell it.

Jamesy boy, why do you never answer any of my questions to you? Or acknowledge the pain your victim has gone through? Does it hurt your brain to try and feel sympathy for another human being?

He may say his IQ is in the 140s but honestly, it seems like he doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I'm a lolicon at worst.

Translation from weeb speak: you're a pedophile.

 

[moorhen]

He may say his IQ is in the 140s but honestly, it seems like he doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

His IQ changes every time he posts here, I've seen about 5 different variations on other websites as well. He says his IQ is 124 in his most recent "I'm so smart" post but it's probably more like 6.
Most paedophiles at least have the intelligence to not tell everybody that they're a paedophile.
I bet he wears velcro shoes.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The old old OLD account on Reddit was when I thought I was a pedo just because I had sex with a little girl and found girly cutsie things enjoyable and think little girls are adorable and I find the nude female form aesthetically pleasing at any age so I incorrectly thought I was a pedo and thus said so and advocated for the rights of people I thought I was a part of. But I no longer claim to be a pedosexual or pedophile because I am neither. I'm a lolicon at worst. I was so ashamed of myself that I latched on to any label I could find. But as I learned from thinking I was Bisexual but then hating gay sex is , you can find something sexy without wanting to fuck it. And that was a huge weight off my mind. It doesn't matter that I like just looking because I don't even want to touch. And if you don't want to touch then there's no harm in the looking. The only people I want to fuck are women in there twenties, thirties, and forties and fifties and maybe sixties if they have big enough boobies. So TLDR Not a pedo thought I was because reasons turns out I'm not.

Word, but have you considered suicide?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I miss the Assigned Chick Tract edits.

 

[creamyfanta]

Does Labelle have a journal online?

 

[ln18]

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

The old old OLD account on Reddit was when I thought I was a pedo just because I had sex with a little girl and found girly cutsie things enjoyable and think little girls are adorable and I find the nude female form aesthetically pleasing at any age so I incorrectly thought I was a pedo and thus said so and advocated for the rights of people I thought I was a part of.

All of those things make you a pedophile, James. Including the fact that you advocated pedophilia.

But I no longer claim to be a pedosexual or pedophile because I am neither

Nigga you still is. At least the second one because the first one doesn't fucking exist.

I'm a lolicon at worst.

Lolicon is Japanese slang for pedophile

I was so ashamed of myself that I latched on to any label I could find

If you were "so ashamed" of yourself you wouldn't try to fucking justify having sex with a nine year old, you would have either killed yourself or turned yourself in to the authorities

But as I learned from thinking I was Bisexual but then hating gay sex is , you can find something sexy without wanting to fuck it.

Wanting to fuck something is exactly what finding something "sexy" is

And that was a huge weight off my mind

No comment

And that was a huge weight off my mind. It doesn't matter that I like just looking because I don't even want to touch. And if you don't want to touch then there's no harm in the looking.

If by "looking" you mean looking at child porn (which you have posted on Tumblr multiple times and wouldn't be surprised if you had a whole fucking stash of on your computer) then yes you are harming them by supporting the people who exploit them

The only people I want to fuck are women in there twenties, thirties, and forties and fifties and maybe sixties if they have big enough boobies.

No you wouldn't, you're just saying that in a half assed attempt to not sound like a pedo

So TLDR Not a pedo thought I was because reasons turns out I'm not.

TLDR You are a pedo like we thought you were because reasons turn out you are

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Misc. Junk from his recent Reddit account:

I'm curious, @James Terry Mitchell Jr . If you're not a pedo, why are you concerned about a pedo's living conditions in prison?

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

I find the nude female form aesthetically pleasing at any age

ANY AGE. Even as young as a child. By default that makes you a predator, James. If you like the "nude female form" at any age, that's being a pedo/ephebophile. Doesn't matter how much you try to sugarcoat it. Only dancing around the fact makes you look more like an oaf than you already are. You're just digging your grave another foot into the earth every time you open your mouth.

 

[Loxiozzz]

I thought I was a pedo

You still are. Nothing has changed.

But I no longer claim to be a pedosexual or pedophile because I am neither.

What do you call having sex with a child then? You can call yourself whatever you want but you are still disgusting.

I'm a lolicon at worst.

So... a pedo then? You don't know what that word means apparently.

I was so ashamed of myself...

You still should be.

you can find something sexy without wanting to fuck it.

But that poor girl. This never went through your head when you did what you did. You took advantage of her. Thats not love. Thats abuse.

The only people I want to fuck are women in there twenties, thirties, and forties and fifties and maybe sixties if they have big enough boobies.

So why the fuck did you want to change the age of consent??

Go get help.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

Quoting from the last one for effect:

"What is up with people not understand this? PedoPHILE = a child's friend that is asexually affection and is nice and kind and introduces them to cool stuff like Legos and games and movies. HOWEVER a person that FUCKS kids is a pedoSEXUAL and a person that molests a child is a rapist that was too weak to rape an adult person and took advantages of a child's small size."

Sounds like something out of Nick Bate's Livejournal.

Did he just..try to rewrite what pedophile means? I think we need to get off this planet.

Why am I questioning this? I keep having this lingering question: Why the hell would a child be friends with an adult like that anyway? Isn't that odd in and of itself? No child has an adult friend like that. They can have fun, but I doubt they could be "friends".

 

[HighwayOverpass]

you can find something sexy without wanting to fuck it. And that was a huge weight off my mind. It doesn't matter that I like just looking because I don't even want to touch. And if you don't want to touch then there's no harm in the looking.

Somehow, I don't think that is gonna hold up as a defense in the court of law once the Feds find your 3 TB stash of child porn.
"I just wanna look! I don't wanna touch! I swear, your honor!!"

How can someone be as stupid as you, James? My word.

 

[MellowJello]

I'm curious, @James Terry Mitchell Jr . If you're not a pedo, why are you concerned about a pedo's living conditions in prison?

So why the fuck did you want to change the age of consent??

x xx He's a pedophile, and a pedophilia supporter. Knowing him he's probably thinking about himself when asking these people what happens to pedophiles there, because he doesn't want to get the shit beaten out of him. Pretty funny knowing that because a while ago he said he'd fight everyone in the jail if they tried anything, and he'd only stop swinging if they broke every limb in his body along with his teeth.

to answer @Loxiozzz your question, I bet it's because James believes that he has an actual chance with little girls. A while back he actually wrote his famous essays as to why men who get hundreds of girls should die so James and his lonely loveshy kind could have a chance with women.
"We have a 52/48 ratio of women to men and women STILL have too much choice. I think if it was a 75/25 split women would finally start spreading their fucking legs to losers." -James