Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Schmuck of Ages]

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I mean its a bit unfair to judge someome off a hasty picture but what a thoroughly dumb looking guy. Of course Qali wants to fuck him.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Page 1666 given Jack's fake Christianity I just want to give a thumbs up to him being such a cow we made it to the number of the Beast again. Thanks Jack you piece of shit.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I mean physically inedible, as in it is difficult to get it to a point where it is even possible to chew. At least the one failed experiment someone made I tried, it was literally impossible to eat. You could chew it for minutes and still just have an un-swallowable bolus of fatty shoe leather.

You say that like chewing is a necessity for Jack. All he has to do is unhinge his jaw and swallow the whole goose.

The wendigo must be satiated.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

A few thoughts/observations:

1) I love the couple at the beginning who are not having any of Jack’s shit. But more importantly, I love how Jack lacks even the tiniest modicum of self awareness when editing this to realize how this interaction comes off. He lacks the intelligence to possess shame. Like, this was embarrassing for you, Jack.
2) Occupational Therapist is not a doctor. And considering he’s a spokesperson, he’s probably got more in common with a car salesman at this point than the medical field. The dude even kind of awkwardly shrugs and looks like he’s about to protest at being called doctor because he knows it’s a stretch. This whole thing is a relief to me as I was concerned a genuine physician was in any way associated with Jack’s brand of self destruction. Typical Jack doesn’t know the qualifications of the profession and it’s all the same bullshit to him. I’m sure he thinks anyone tangentially related to healthcare is a doctor, provided they have a penis - otherwise, they’re a nurse.
3) I love how Jack goes out of his way to falsely portray himself as a gentleman by letting Cathy (with a ‘c’) give a review first at some point. But despite his desperate brown nosing and virtue signaling, you can still just see utter loathing and regret across her face the entire time. She was unhappy in the first video but her internal rage is growing ever more strong.
4) Jack is such a pathetic little bitch. His “are you yelling at me on video” bullshit to Tammy is just such a beautiful signature weak move by him. He has nothing to say and no comeback so he just makes an uncomfortable general remark that doesn’t address what the person is saying. This just reminds me a bit of that first video where he points out to the guy that “whoa you’re going to town on that chicken wing”. It’s like, he’s just eating normally and you panned to him after he took a bite and was chewing. It’s a comment that serves no purpose other than to put the spotlight on someone and make them uncomfortable. He has made this comment to many of his friends that he’s caught mid-bite. Everything about his personality is nauseating and juvenile.

I feel sorry for the couple that’s on the trip with him. This whole trip is going to test the bond of their marriage as they start blaming each other for being in this situation.

 

[AnOminous]

This just reminds me a bit of that first video where he points out to the guy that “whoa you’re going to town on that chicken wing”. It’s like, he’s just eating normally and you panned to him after he took a bite and was chewing. It’s a comment that serves no purpose other than to put the spotlight on someone and make them uncomfortable. He has made this comment to many of his friends that he’s caught mid-bite. Everything about his personality is nauseating and juvenile.

It's ridiculous, Jack of all people commenting on how anyone else eats, when he is the vilest and most disgusting glutton imaginable, deep throats food, slurps with his tongue out like he's sucking a cock, and otherwise makes a repulsive spectacle of himself in public.

If I were in a restaurant and looked over and saw Jack Jacking down on a hamburger the way he does, it would put me off my feed.

 

[Sonic T]

If I was trying to enjoy a meal in a restaurant, and I heard his boomer stroke voice yelling at his table, I'd go smack him. I doubt Tammy would stop me. She'd probably slip me a $20 to hit him with a chair.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

That’s also why I can’t stand MovieBlob. His accent alone irritates the Bejesus out of me, he sounds like he’s trying to be some Masshole know it all.

MovieBlob and Jack are pretty similar in a way, they are both morbidly obese manbabies that are incompetent in their own turfs, Jack being a cook that is literally poisoning himself with his own food, Blob being a movie critic who got fired twice from the same place. Ironically they are also the foil of each other, Jack relies on his wife to do anything and is a failed entertainer, Blob makes some good money from Patreon but is an unmarried loner!

I mean its a bit unfair to judge someome off a hasty picture but what a thoroughly dumb looking guy. Of course Qali wants to fuck him.

All in all we are shitting on this guy because of a retard in his audience lol!

If I was trying to enjoy a meal in a restaurant, and I heard his boomer stroke voice yelling at his table, I'd go smack him. I doubt Tammy would stop me. She'd probably slip me a $20 to hit him with a chair.

I wonder how many dirty looks Fat Jack gets when he isn't filming people, considering his entitled fatso behaviour!

 

[Nuts with Guts]

Anonymousthrowlala's comment seems to have bothered Jack Jr.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Anonymousthrowlala's comment seems to have bothered Jack Jr.

We see you Qali

 

[Bluntman and Chronic]

Never seen a bunch of more pathetic people crying daily about someone they don't like.

You are basically his fans feeding him revenue..... So sad.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Anonymousthrowlala's comment seems to have bothered Jack Jr.

What uh, are you guys talking about? Did he post something? I don't use Instagram because I'm straight.

She could still really, really lose. Let’s say Jack has another accident and loses function in another limb. Her life is over at that point. She’ll have to either pay a fortune for home care, spend all of her time taking care of him (including literally wiping his ass), or finally divorce him.

If that happens, she’ll probably cut her losses and divorce him. I can’t imagine how much more insufferable and angy he’d get if he was stuck in a bed - he’s barely tolerable now. But if she doesn’t, her life in the near term is effectively over.

And here’s the thing. If Jack doesn’t suddenly die, something like this will happen. His health is a walking time bomb. It’s just a matter of time. And when that happens, she’ll wish she’d never said yes when Jack harangued her for that first date - even more than now.

He could wind up a drooling r3tard (moreso) like Leo from Twin Peaks, then she'd be stuck wiping him down and getting food thrown at her.

I can't tell what's worse.

 

[Asperchewy]

Never seen a bunch of more pathetic people crying daily about someone they don't like.

You are basically his fans feeding him revenue..... So sad.

O hi Garrett!

 

[AnOminous]

Never seen a bunch of more pathetic people crying daily about someone they don't like.

You are basically his fans feeding him revenue..... So sad.

So why's he crying like a bitch? He should be thanking us, the fat faggot.

 

[rubytintedchix]

What uh, are you guys talking about? Did he post something? I don't use Instagram because I'm straight.

Dad Bod marked AnonymousThrowLala’s last comment as autistic is what they are referring to.

Did the whole Scalfani clan get accounts on the farms? These white knight accounts all seem to have been made around the same time.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I doubt any of these are Scalfaniverse alts. But didn't Junior make an account once, leave a few chimpout comments then leave like the chubby-cheeked 12 year old beta bitch he is?

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I doubt any of these are Scalfaniverse alts. But didn't Junior make an account once, leave a few chimpout comments then leave like the chubby-cheeked 12 year old beta bitch he is?

If he found the news and happening sections he could still be around. He'd fit right in.

 

[Adamska]

Never seen a bunch of more pathetic people crying daily about someone they don't like.

You are basically his fans feeding him revenue..... So sad.

It's a shame this nutjob cunt hasn't killed themselves by now.

You absolutely sure you want to throw that rock? Should I also show off you doing exactly that back in April in Happenings?

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Never seen a bunch of more pathetic people crying daily about someone they don't like.

You are basically his fans feeding him revenue..... So sad.

Sounds like one of the Scalfani's are butthurt. Don't you have some raw chicken to fellate?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

A few thoughts/observations:

1) I love the couple at the beginning who are not having any of Jack’s shit. But more importantly, I love how Jack lacks even the tiniest modicum of self awareness when editing this to realize how this interaction comes off. He lacks the intelligence to possess shame. Like, this was embarrassing for you, Jack.

I know the stroke is an obvious factor for this, but was Jack this socially unaware in older videos? I don't recall.

They were sending as much "Fuck off," cues as possible that I'm not even sure the stroke can be blamed for it. It's almost like Jack is on the spectrum but hasn't gotten used to social cues.

Then again, I suppose the stroke could have rotted parts of his brain that involve social cues.

Never seen a bunch of more pathetic people crying daily about someone they don't like.

You are basically his fans feeding him revenue..... So sad.

I enjoy Jack's misadventures enough that if my occasional click keeps the content flowing, I'd be happy to.

Jack is infuriating and an awful person, but there is something cathartic about his steady stream of content and I love this thread and the regulars here along with the Pink Chicken podcast. I think it's the best topic on the site. I actually don't want Jack to ever die or stop making videos because then this topic would be dead.

 

[wdymbro]

I know the stroke is an obvious factor for this, but was Jack this socially unaware in older videos? I don't recall.

They were sending as much "Fuck off," cues as possible that I'm not even sure the stroke can be blamed for it. It's almost like Jack is on the spectrum but hasn't gotten used to social cues.

Then again, I suppose the stroke could have rotted parts of his brain that involve social cues.

This is the first video I can recall that shows his full colours. He's rude and snappy towards his friends and strangers, and fully aghast at Tammy yelling at his shit take. This is along with the stuff he always does like shitting on other people's BBQ sauce and filming people who don't want to be filmed. Something happened this day that pissed him off big time; when he went to edit this video all of those feelings came back and he left those parts in - like the beginning interaction with the random couple - to try and justify his tantrum he had that day. I think he's always been this way, this is just one of the times he's fully shown his bad traits all in one video.