Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

Odds of Chris still believing in "Santa Clause" are about 100%.

Especially with the belief in the "dimensional merge".

 

[human trash]

I was going off memory having read it I guess(?) from here--

for someone who acts super well informed, you're not very informed, are you?

 

[Spooky Bones]

for someone who acts super well informed, you're not very informed, are you?

You have to be a special kind of autistic to think that not triple verifying a one off anecdote about Ramen noodles is a big own on somebody. There are legitimate criticisms to make of me. This really isn't one of them, lmao.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Spooky Bones irl

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Odds of Chris still believing in "Santa Clause" are about 100%.

Especially with the belief in the "dimensional merge".

He said as much in his late teens early 20's, with santa being one of the few men he respects.

I have a friend who's got a 5 year old kid who last Christmas I minded while they where at the shops before Christmas and he asked me where they where I said "Well they have gone to give santa your list because you've been a very good boy this year" he looked at me like the basest form of idiot and said "Oh the shop" or something like that and wanted me to help him play with something an carried on as normal, If anything I think Kids clock santa as not being real around that age but the smart ones keep it going for a year or two but there comes a time where you have to sit the kid down and say listen santa's not real and if they chimp out start looking for mental health resources.

 

[human trash]

You have to be a special kind of autistic to think that not triple verifying a one off anecdote about Ramen noodles is a big own on somebody. There are legitimate criticisms to make of me. This really isn't one of them, lmao.

never said it was a concern and certainly didn't make it out to be an 'own', but, you do you kid

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is so gay, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life.

This is gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys.

That is pretty fucking gay. Gayer than the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at a post-Pride party held at the Blue Oyster Club with Freddie Mercury as a guest performer and Liberace as the MC.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He said as much in his late teens early 20's, with santa being one of the few men he respects.

I have a friend who's got a 5 year old kid who last Christmas I minded while they where at the shops before Christmas and he asked me where they where I said "Well they have gone to give santa your list because you've been a very good boy this year" he looked at me like the basest form of idiot and said "Oh the shop" or something like that and wanted me to help him play with something an carried on as normal, If anything I think Kids clock santa as not being real around that age but the smart ones keep it going for a year or two but there comes a time where you have to sit the kid down and say listen santa's not real and if they chimp out start looking for mental health resources.

I figured out Santa wasn’t real at about that age because my Ultra Traditional Czech Catholic Grandma explicitly told me so and basically called my other Grandma who’s super into Christmas stuff a heretical cunt (she never cursed but that’s what was implied). My sister who wasn’t close to my Catholic Grandma ever persisted in her belief in Santa until she was 10 and I didn’t really have the heart to tell her the truth about things because a) she only brought it up around Christmas time. And b) she has a tendency to not listen to things she doesn’t want to hear even to this day. It took my mom having her open presents on Christmas Day that were “from Santa” and explicitly saying she bought them for her and showing her the receipts for my sister to finally accept that there was no Santa.

Chris is the same way but the showing of receipts part probably wouldn’t work anymore because of some kind of Dimensional Merge bullshit. It’s always kind of cute when kids hold on to the belief in Santa for a while IMO because it represents just how innocent they are. But once they actually start maturing you have to really do something to explain that Santa is not actually real.

If I had to guess Bob probably did try to explain it to Chris at least once or twice. Chris ignored everything he said, and went about his business because Chris will continue to believe in things he wants to regardless of any contrary evidence.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I figured out Santa wasn’t real at about that age because my Ultra Traditional Czech Catholic Grandma explicitly told me so and basically called my other Grandma who’s super into Christmas stuff a heretical cunt (she never cursed but that’s what was implied). My sister who wasn’t close to my Catholic Grandma ever persisted in her belief in Santa until she was 10 and I didn’t really have the heart to tell her the truth about things because a) she only brought it up around Christmas time. And b) she has a tendency to not listen to things she doesn’t want to hear even to this day. It took my mom having her open presents on Christmas Day that were “from Santa” and explicitly saying she bought them for her and showing her the receipts for my sister to finally accept that there was no Santa.

Chris is the same way but the showing of receipts part probably wouldn’t work anymore because of some kind of Dimensional Merge bullshit. It’s always kind of cute when kids hold on to the belief in Santa for a while IMO because it represents just how innocent they are. But once they actually start maturing you have to really do something to explain that Santa is not actually real.

If I had to guess Bob probably did try to explain it to Chris at least once or twice. Chris ignored everything he said, and went about his business because Chris will continue to believe in things he wants to regardless of any contrary evidence.

In my family we've always tried to make is special for kids who do belive in santa, and have a few tradition around it - my dad isn't well enough to do it this year so I am standing in the garden on Christmas eve and going HoHoHo, but it's mostly so the kids can have some fun, but when the kids get old enough we just say what do you want etc.

But once they are old enough apart from a bit of fun and decoration santa doesn't come into it.

 

[Alex Krycek]

In my family we've always tried to make is special for kids who do belive in santa, and have a few tradition around it - my dad isn't well enough to do it this year so I am standing in the garden on Christmas eve and going HoHoHo, but it's mostly so the kids can have some fun, but when the kids get old enough we just say what do you want etc.

But once they are old enough apart from a bit of fun and decoration santa doesn't come into it.

I’m an Eastern Orthodox Convert and it’s actually kind of funny that pretty much no Orthodox kids actually believe in Santa and understand it’s just a fun little Tradition based on the Life of Saint Nicholas. Even still there’s people who dress up as Santa at the Church at a few parishes and hand out gifts from the parents but usually the kids recognize who that person is because they see them every Sunday. At my Church it’s someone I’ll just call [x].

A buddy of mines wife isn’t Orthodox and brought up Santa to their son one year, he couldn’t have been older than 4 at the time, I just happened to be in the car at the time of this exchange. She asked “What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas this year?” And he replied “You mean what do I want from [x] this year?” And she got mad and asked my buddy if he told his son that Santa was [x]. My buddy and I both just started laughing about it. The kid was smart enough to figure it out on his own.

Again Christmas was approaching and she attended a service with the kid there and asked [x] to tell the little guy “Santa’s real right?” To which [x] responded “Oh yes! I’m the real Santa and I’m right here.” Making her just walk off. I’ve always found that story amusing.

 

[Kirby]

if you were woman and a ween offered you ten million dollars to give birth to chris's child would you do it

you dont have to have sex with chris you just take a syringe and pump his semen into you

after you give birth to the child the ween will take it away and raise it just like the original chris chan to ensure that the next generation gets to enjoy their own chris chan as well

 

[Hogar Grupal]

after you give birth to the child the ween will take it away and raise it just like the original chris chan to ensure that the next generation gets to enjoy their own chris chan as well

Why would you subject an innocent child to that?

 

[Kirby]

Why would you subject an innocent child to that?

its a demon baby it would never truly be innocent

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

its a demon baby it would never truly be innocent

This is some of the more bored fuel bait I've seen.

 

[Ophelia]

if you were woman and a ween offered you ten million dollars to give birth to chris's child would you do it

you dont have to have sex with chris you just take a syringe and pump his semen into you

after you give birth to the child the ween will take it away and raise it just like the original chris chan to ensure that the next generation gets to enjoy their own chris chan as well

Only 10 mil? In this economy?

No one deserves to be raised like Chris was raised. If the demonspawn would be raised properly and given the schooling and health care necessary plus attentive parents, I’d do it for a price. But much more than 10 million, kiss my ass.

 

[Spedestrian]

Believe me it doesn't make me happy to get into one-sided slapfights with respected members of the community, much the opposite, but at this point I'm not sure what to do other than make my concerns public. I'd love for there to be another way.

Wish granted, no need for slapfights when respected members of the community can just dismissively clown you with memes.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Thinking back to his Ohio trip, Chris called Borb to assure him he was fine. I'm pretty sure, they pleaded with Chris to go back home, and told them they called the police. What does Chris do? Continue into the city to find Julay, who wasn't even there.

And Chris' stubbornness to ignore advice still continues.

 

[Glowie]

Wish granted, no need for slapfights when respected members of the community can just dismissively clown you with memes.

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Personally I avoid this thread as much as possible due to autistic slap fights. I ask my question and leave.

I can only wonder what started this shit show? Last few pages since my question about hamsters turned into one sided internet slap fight, last few pages gave me second hand embarrassment.

What caused this? Case of staring into autism, schizoposting or ego clash? Why attempt to start drama in the first place?

 

[Altera]

There havr been a lot of discussion about what chris might do in the figurative sense if barb died. As in what direction his life might unfold... but assuming after all is said and done they are living together again. Literally what do you think hed do. Does he even have the sense to call someone or would he just let her body sit there for some time

 

[OrionBalls]

There havr been a lot of discussion about what chris might do in the figurative sense if barb died. As in what direction his life might unfold... but assuming after all is said and done they are living together again. Literally what do you think hed do. Does he even have the sense to call someone or would he just let her body sit there for some time

She becomes part of the collective. For a few days at least, until the Meals on Wheels start piling up. (Who am I kidding, Chris would just eat those.)