Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[LUNEKO]

HERE WE GO

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I haven't had KFC since the kikes destroyed the KFC tunnel.

Remember the Dedicated Hamas KFC Tunnel(TM)

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Ok he's taking the flat-out lying route on the magdump thing.

 

[Probably An Autist]

THEY DID IT
SUBPEONA ACTIVATED
BRING IN THE GIMP WITNESS

 

[Eryngium]

BOGOOLOO BOYS INBOUND

 

[Secret Messages]

BOOGALO BOYS

FUCKING WHITE MALES

 

[LUNEKO]

BOGOOLOO BOYS, GLOWIN IN THE DARK

 

[Pizza Munch]

"you referred to the defendant as a "bogaloo boy" what did you mean by that?"

 

[Collections Agent]

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Look at this fucking popcorn brigade

All the lawyers are laughing their asses off and inviting all their lawyer friends to come watch, there will be a dozen by the end lol

 

[Extreme Crusader]

BOOG

 

[Top Skink]

oh boy, let's see how this retard describes a boogaloo

 

[ShortBusDriver]

What would it even matter (To Kyle/the defence) whether Grosskreutz had one in the chamber or not, anyway? Kyle couldn't have known.

The pistol could have been entirely unloaded for all the difference it should make. (To Kyle. Obviously Grosskreutz would have been a braindead moron for carrying a weapon in such a condition... and is even more exceptional for having lied about doing so.)

Gaige Grosskreutz is a convicted felon and cannot legally possess a handgun.

He was charged with felon in possession of a handgun in 2015 as well.

 

[TheClappening]

Gaige just threw his buddy under the bus

 

[Michael Janke]

i would have ordered a pizza if i knew how entertaining this would of been.

 

[BluntyBitch]

She’s so dreamy bros...

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Since when do courthouses accomodate for TransWhalesAmericans? Am I in that southoark episode where Randy became a dolphin?

Jesus Christ, how did her ass fit thru the door even sideways it's fucking huge. Prolly has its own gravity pull

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

His face is just fucking priceless.

 

[Eryngium]

Gaige Grosskreutz is a convicted felon and cannot legally possess a handgun.

He was charged with felon in possession of a handgun in 2015 as well.

Handy reference sheet

 

[Stoneheart]

Jesus Christ, how did her ass fit thru the door even sideways it's fucking huge. Prolly has its own gravity pull

Its a double wide door to the courtroom

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fucking Armenians and their nepotism.

It didn't happen, and even if it did they deserved it.

 

[No bueno]

Ohh man. I really hope his buddy throws unicep under the bus. No honor among thieves.