Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
The dopamine hit is in the planning, not the doing.
Agree. She wrote this in the morning hoping that it is all she will be eating. Everything she plans is aspirational. It looks like the list from numerous diets to reach a certain amount of calories while maintaining nutrition. If it was that easy to lose weight by following a list like this, no one would be obese. She might follow it for a few days then go off track as she fights hunger. We saw this so many times.
 
I can never really understand the "rebranding" that Amber does every so often to impress new people. There are SO many videos out there showing how she really is that it makes the fake-normal-niceness even more awful.

But for some reason it's working this time. She has to be actually deleting and blocking bad comments, because not a single one is in her last few videos. She doesn't have has many comments as she usually does either. I can't believe so many people are falling for it. It's the same thing she has done every other time she manages to lost a few pounds.
 
But for some reason it's working this time. She has to be actually deleting and blocking bad comments, because not a single one is in her last few videos. She doesn't have has many comments as she usually does either. I can't believe so many people are falling for it. It's the same thing she has done every other time she manages to lost a few pounds.

She (or, more accurately, Jade) has also been very invested in liking/"hearting" dozens of comments per video.

I think we're seeing some very carefully curated interaction these days.
 
But for some reason it's working this time. She has to be actually deleting and blocking bad comments, because not a single one is in her last few videos. She doesn't have has many comments as she usually does either. I can't believe so many people are falling for it. It's the same thing she has done every other time she manages to lost a few pounds.
wifey definitely sanitising her channel as quickly and efficiently as possible. i wouldnt doubt she told amber if she has to work from home to support herself/them then amber has to do the same and hook in a couple more thousand views per video to keep up. shes putting amber through her paces i cant wait for the junk food guilt binge
 
but is it working really?
At the bottom line, it is always about views, you can make an echo chamber but if you are suffering dwindling views, are you making more money.
Amber's future IF she loses weight (she won't) is paying probably $30,000 in skin removal at least and having to deal with numerous scars and being hideous. She is not young so her skin will be horrible especially her face.

Amber thinks that her losing weight will reveal this valley girl but she is in for a very bumpy ride. As for the positive ratio, this is merely because of Chantal. Their audiences massively intersect and she is giving videos whilst Chantal is not.
 
but is it working really?
At the bottom line, it is always about views, you can make an echo chamber but if you are suffering dwindling views, are you making more money.
Amber's future IF she loses weight (she won't) is paying probably $30,000 in skin removal at least and having to deal with numerous scars and being hideous. She is not young so her skin will be horrible especially her face.
I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000
Lower body lift: $8,000
upper arm lift: $7,000
Breast lift: $4,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000
Lip filler: $625

So, she should expect to pay about $56,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000. Meanwhile, back to the ranch, Amber buys another Lego set...
 
no video today yet from hamber. maybe she's having a tantrum because wifey wont let her binge on ubereats.
It must be "mentuhlz" Monday. Nobody believes Hamber will actually stick to a damn schedule. I'd bet on the Detroit Lions (currently 0-8 ) winning the Superbowl this year before I'd bet on Hamber living up to a commitment.
 
I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000
Lower body lift: $8,000
upper arm lift: $7,000
Breast lift: $4,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000
Lip filler: $625

So, she should expect to pay about $56,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000. Meanwhile, back to the ranch, Amber buys another Lego set...
Crazy to think there was a time when she could have afforded this with little issue but then proceeds to squander it all on journals and stickers.
 
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I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000
Lower body lift: $8,000
upper arm lift: $7,000
Breast lift: $4,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000
Lip filler: $625

So, she should expect to pay about $56,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000. Meanwhile, back to the ranch, Amber buys another Lego set...
I was Christmas shopping the other day and finally saw just how expensive those Legos are. Not as expensive as the Ultimate Collector Series but still quite expensive. I assume the Legos are simply a flex but also something to keep her busy and entertained because she doesn't leave the house.

Let's not forget that Fat Amber is an addict and I get the impression she isn't happy. I get the impression she is being put up to losing weight which is why she is losing the bare minimum if anything at all. Pushing an addict to change when they're not ready or commited results in resentment and an eventual relapse.

Most addicts lack self control when it comes to their vice. Shoppen and eateen seem to be her favourite addictions. That's why she owns so much crap (Legos, earrings, plastic shit, handbags, perfume, candles) and is over 600lbs. The dopamine hits she gets from both of these are the only positivity she has in her life.

Also Ass Pats. She loves those ass pats.
 
She (or, more accurately, Jade) has also been very invested in liking/"hearting" dozens of comments per video.

I think we're seeing some very carefully curated interaction these days.

I've never seen Amber like a single comment on her channel.
I checked her top three highest viewed uploads, and couldn't find one comment she liked.
Not even on the top viewed 'I don't know what to say'. All the well wishes on that one, not one heart.
She reminds me of Tati Westbrook, who never likes comments, yet heavily moderates the comments section.

If Amber has liked comments in the past, I haven't noticed. It's not in a narcs nature to give Kudos of any kind, to anyone, for any reason. Unless they're in the process of love bombing, or manipulation of another sort. This has to be Jade's doing, along with the edited, ahem, 'tight' vlog type uploads, and most probably keyword comment filtering, probably manual too. The amount of likes in each comment section means Jade is scouring them for feedback and negativity.

Amber enjoys putting as little effort into her content as possible (the lighteen/I look the worst/I don't know what to vlog, you guise!).
It's indicative of how bone idle she is, and part of her grandiose narcissism. 'I'll put out drivel, and you plebs will lap it up anyway' type deal.
The like to dislike remains a loose cannon, however. I'm suspicious of the overnight like to dislike rate inversion. If Jade exerts control on that element, I can't see how, except blocking haters systematically, leaving Ambabies and dopey well wishers.

Jade doesn't seem to realise if we wanted carefully marketed, smiley brain dead weight loss journey fails, we'd mosey over to April Lauren's channel.

CuntyLynn, in all of her sloppiness and utter contempt for her viewers, is sorely missed.
Come back, gorl!
 
amber must've heard me.

im tri.ggered when she goes over her hair multiple times with the flat iron she's lucky it hasnt all fried off yet. no protective spray either. "not braided" my ass.

love how she went to the asian market and didn't get anything but instant noodles and candy.

freshly again because wifey wont cook her nasty blue apron meals how cute. if they're "not frozen" why would you buy so many of them at once?

did amber call hedwig trans for real
 
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