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I'm genuinely amazed that he realized the problem was that he never fucking dilated. I felt sure that Kevin would just assume that needing your neovag to be re-dug out is natural woman things and that his eyes would glaze over and he'd start thinking about tranny sex when the doctor starts lecturing him about needing to maintain his mangina.
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AJneedsElocution said:
Couldnt take the Wedge either

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Is the most honest thing he’s ever said/is this as close as he’ll ever get to admitting this has all been a disaster since day one?

I think the level of upcoming cope depends on whether or not the revision goes well (it won’t) and whether or not he’ll aftercare properly (he won’t)
 
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Kevin: Dilating is fun and SEXY! I LOVE DILATING! Uhnnfff >\\\\<

Kevin: Dilating is kind boring!

Kevin: Dilating really sucks!

Kevin: You don't even need to dilate! Losing depth if you don't dilate? That's a transphobic myth!

Kevin: My vagina is so tight.... but that's okay! Some vaginas just can't handle the tip of a pinky finger! TOTALLY NORMAL.

Kevin: Wedge couldn't fit his dick in me! But that's okay. Still normal!

Kevin: My vagina is NOT BROKEN!

Kevin: My vagina looks just like a real vagina! Gynos can't tell the difference!

Kevin: My vagina doesn't look like a cis vagina, and I'm GLAD!!

Kevin: My vagina is FINE.

Kevin: Okay, my vagina IS broken! But it can be FIXED! I WILL HAVE A NORMAL VAGINA IN 2022!

Kevin: My vagina is broken due to scar tissue build up!

Kevin: My vagina is broken but it's not due to scar tissue build up! It's because I didn't dilate and lost depth!

:story: Kevin is the only cow I never get bored of.
 
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AJneedsElocution said:
Couldnt take the Wedge either

:story: :story: :story:


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Kevin, kev-kev, my man....

They make the new vagina out of your colon. I want you to know that. You gonna smell like warm fresh shit for the rest of your life. You need to know this. Just take it up the bum like a normal fag.
 
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Oxous said:
I'm genuinely amazed that he realized the problem was that he never fucking dilated. I felt sure that Kevin would just assume that needing your neovag to be re-dug out is natural woman things and that his eyes would glaze over and he'd start thinking about tranny sex when the doctor starts lecturing him about needing to maintain his mangina.
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How to keep your Kiwifarms thread alive:
  • Tweet about anything constantly with no filter the moment it pops into your head. Completely remove any conscious thought from the translation of brain to tweet.
  • Only interact with people as depraved as you are, and react to anybody who exhibits a non-zero amount of sensibility with blind rage.
  • Any time there's a trend, no matter how mundane or overdone, give your brain-dead take. The more contrarian and self-contradictory the better.
  • Reduce your two outward emotions to unrepentant lust and unrelenting anger, lie even when not convenient, and be ready to snap at anybody on a moment's notice.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Kevin, kev-kev, my man....

They make the new vagina out of your colon. I want you to know that. You gonna smell like warm fresh shit for the rest of your life. You need to know this. Just take it up the bum like a normal fag.
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I was thinking this exact thing and I laughed for a good solid few minutes. Kevin is already disgusting and probably smells, but now he's going to smell like a port a potty permanently and I just love that for him and any trannyfag that has to smell him
 
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Man, "peritoneal pull-through" sounds awful. Like some sort of emergency war surgery or something.
Also I thought that peritoneal referred to tissue from the peritoneum, not the colon. So it's still definitely supposed to stay inside the body, not be used to line an amhole. But it might not smell like shit.
He'll smell like shit because he's a diaperfur.

What if Kevin's amhole closes up even with regular dilation and lavage? What if his body just doesn't want a post-hole drilled into his grundle?
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Kevin, kev-kev, my man....

They make the new vagina out of your colon. I want you to know that. You gonna smell like warm fresh shit for the rest of your life. You need to know this. Just take it up the bum like a normal fag.
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Don't be stupid. He smells like the sour dough for Penny, and he's gonna smell like the shit for Jen and then BOOM he's having sex than all u kiwi chud stalkers combined
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
Kevin: Dilating is fun and SEXY! I LOVE DILATING! Uhnnfff >\\\\<

Kevin: Dilating is kind boring!

Kevin: Dilating really sucks!

Kevin: You don't even need to dilate! Losing depth if you don't dilate? That's a transphobic myth!

Kevin: My vagina is so tight.... but that's okay! Some vaginas just can't handle the tip of a pinky finger! TOTALLY NORMAL.

Kevin: Wedge couldn't fit his dick in me! But that's okay. Still normal!

Kevin: My vagina is NOT BROKEN!

Kevin: My vagina looks just like a real vagina! Gynos can't tell the difference!

Kevin: My vagina doesn't look like a cis vagina, and I'm GLAD!!

Kevin: My vagina is FINE.

Kevin: Okay, my vagina IS broken! But it can be FIXED! I WILL HAVE A NORMAL VAGINA IN 2022!

Kevin: My vagina is broken due to scar tissue build up!

Kevin: My vagina is broken but it's not due to scar tissue build up! It's because I didn't dilate and lost depth!

:story: Kevin is the only cow I never get bored of.
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I wonder what happens when he doesn't dilate this one? Surely a human being doesn't need all of their large intestine to survive.
 
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Christ, sometimes I wonder why I still follow this thread and then this happens.

Kevin, EVERYONE told you to dilate. Every resource that talks about amhole surgeries tells you to dilate. You just didn't want to because it's uncomfortable, boring and not at all hnhnggngn ~SeXy~. Getting another surgery - that's far less standard and has its own set of complications (smelling like shit one of them) - won't change the fact that you're too lazy to dilate.
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
I wonder what happens when he doesn't dilate this one? Surely a human being doesn't need all of their large intestine to survive.
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I'd imagine this would be more of the same, in terms of scar-tissue buildup. Though the content of that tissue will likely differ, compared to the first failure-to-dilate. Not to mention the smell would be worse than sourdough. And I would imagine the chance of necrosis only increases with this re-opening of the wound. Thus, while Kevin's current wound is a genuine stink-ditch, it'll be nothing compared to the second inevitable failure-to-dilate. But I doubt this failure will be enough to bring Kevin into reality. He'll merely cope and excuse his laziness.
 
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