Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Another point from the AG court recording is listen to how he is scared,trying to come up with a real answer while trying to look as if he is right plus putting enough words to make a good sentence. Which in person he fails massive.

He was thirty minutes late as the plaintiff, then he can't even state a claim that's legally actionable, and he wasn't allowed to present his "evidence" that he was sure would cause him to win. He was seriously rattled. I think having to face Skordas again also shook him up. The thing that really got him was the judge holding him to account for his threatening statements. Except for the kill list incident, up until that point, he hadn't been forced to explain himself about his threats. The Erika incident was the first time he actually was forced to deal with the consequences of his actions.

 

[Constellationzero]

Let's not forget the hit parade:

"I..uh...say troll-y things..."
"If I have to spend ten minutes looking on your phone, you'll spend ten minutes in a cell!"
"Does Greer think Ms Grande would be present in the courtroom today?"
"This ruling goes beyond all logic!"
"So...that's the title of a movie...'There Will be Blood'..."

Plastic grocery bag
Coming a half hour late
Squelching, sloppy stuttering
The outtakes--him standing there waiting for Skordas who blew by him like he wasn't even there.
The dejected shuffle across the lobby to the door

All the grease, drool, and A WOO HOO HOO

 

[DrJonesHat]

Let's not forget the hit parade:

"I..uh...say troll-y things..."
"If I have to spend ten minutes looking on your phone, you'll spend ten minutes in a cell!"
"Does Greer think Ms Grande would be present in the courtroom today?"
"This ruling goes beyond all logic!"
"So...that's the title of a movie...'There Will be Blood'..."

Plastic grocery bag
Coming a half hour late
Squelching, sloppy stuttering
The outtakes--him standing there waiting for Skordas who blew by him like he wasn't even there.
The dejected shuffle across the lobby to the door

All the grease, drool, and A WOO HOO HOO

Don't forget he wanted to get the security footage of the lobby to see who was filming him, but he waited too long to request it, and anyway, someone told him it wasn't illegal to record him in public so he couldn't do anything about it.

 

[StinkySnack]

The outtakes--him standing there waiting for Skordas who blew by him like he wasn't even there.
The dejected shuffle across the lobby to the door

While the general assumption around here is that he was waiting for Skordas to come shake hands with him, I actually very much disagree.

Russell hates Skordas. Russell is scared of Skordas. He didn't want to talk to the man and he didn't want to shake hands with him.

Russell was waiting for members of the PRESS to come up to him and interview him like one of them did after his Taylor Swift trial. He had been filling up local news station's inboxes and FB messages for months prior to the trial, trying to get them to do a story on it.

He walked out expecting to be mobbed by the paparazzi. When he realized it wasn't going to happen, he did the goblin shuffle and skedaddled.

 

[DrJonesHat]

While the general assumption around here is that he was waiting for Skordas to come shake hands with him, I actually very much disagree.

Russell hates Skordas. Russell is scared of Skordas. He didn't want to talk to the man and he didn't want to shake hands with him.

Russell was waiting for members of the PRESS to come up to him and interview him like one of them did after his Taylor Swift trial. He had been filling up local news station's inboxes and FB messages for months prior to the trial, trying to get them to do a story on it.

He walked out expecting to be mobbed by the paparazzi. When he realized it wasn't going to happen, he did the goblin shuffle and skedaddled.

He was livid when no media outlets picked it up and for months afterward he was posting snarky remarks on news stories saying they weren't important but his suing a celebrity for not fucking him was headline news. I seem to recall one station told him to fuck off or face harassment charges.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

While the general assumption around here is that he was waiting for Skordas to come shake hands with him, I actually very much disagree.

Russell hates Skordas. Russell is scared of Skordas. He didn't want to talk to the man and he didn't want to shake hands with him.

Russell was waiting for members of the PRESS to come up to him and interview him like one of them did after his Taylor Swift trial. He had been filling up local news station's inboxes and FB messages for months prior to the trial, trying to get them to do a story on it.

He walked out expecting to be mobbed by the paparazzi. When he realized it wasn't going to happen, he did the goblin shuffle and skedaddled.

Maybe he get is from watching TV judge shows where everyone gets a mini-interview at the end

it's too bad he didn't learn anything else from Judge Judy or he wouldn't be trying to claim emotional damages from losing

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Don't forget he wanted to get the security footage of the lobby to see who was filming him, but he waited too long to request it, and anyway, someone told him it wasn't illegal to record him in public so he couldn't do anything about it.


Don't remember who caught that moment, but Semper Fi!

 

[Black Lives Matter]

He was livid when no media outlets picked it up and for months afterward he was posting snarky remarks on news stories saying they weren't important but his suing a celebrity for not fucking him was headline news. I seem to recall one station told him to fuck off or face harassment charges.

I fucking love that he hit up the reporter who did the Swift case (on Facebook iirc) and she replied with just, "nah"

 

[DrJonesHat]

I fucking love that he hit up the reporter who did the Swift case (on Facebook iirc) and she replied with just, "nah"

I believe that's one of the few times a woman told him no and he didn't threaten to sue her.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I believe that's one of the few times a woman told him no and he didn't threaten to sue her.

Reporters can ruin your life, haven't you seen the movies? The reporter ALWAYS wins. Remember, Greer runs on movie logic.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Reporters can ruin your life, haven't you seen the movies? The reporter ALWAYS wins. Remember, Greer runs on movie logic.

Russ runs his interpretation of movie logic. In the movie that is his life, he comes out on top. A reporter that tried to ruin his life would be utterly destroyed in court. Meanwhile in the real world, Russ has already ruined his life. A reporter couldn't do anything but report his own actions.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's not forget the hit parade:

"I..uh...say troll-y things..."
"If I have to spend ten minutes looking on your phone, you'll spend ten minutes in a cell!"
"Does Greer think Ms Grande would be present in the courtroom today?"
"This ruling goes beyond all logic!"
"So...that's the title of a movie...'There Will be Blood'..."

Plastic grocery bag
Coming a half hour late
Squelching, sloppy stuttering
The outtakes--him standing there waiting for Skordas who blew by him like he wasn't even there.
The dejected shuffle across the lobby to the door

All the grease, drool, and A WOO HOO HOO

Don't forget somehow finding and bringing the shortest USB cable in the history of the world so he couldn't show his "evidence."

Incidentally if you're ever in the situation of having to present something with electronic equipment in a courtroom, if you call the clerk and ask nicely, they'll often let you come by and look at their setup so you can make sure you have compatible equipment. This is a lot smarter and less embarrassing than showing up with shit that doesn't work.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Don't forget somehow finding and bringing the shortest USB cable in the history of the world so he couldn't show his "evidence."

Incidentally if you're ever in the situation of having to present something with electronic equipment in a courtroom, if you call the clerk and ask nicely, they'll often let you come by and look at their setup so you can make sure you have compatible equipment. This is a lot smarter and less embarrassing than showing up with shit that doesn't work.

The hdmi story always makes me laugh. Just imagine Russ bursting into the last radio shack in existence only to demand the worlds shortest hdmi cable. Just to show a blurry photo of the back of a bald guys head and thinking that will make his case. Lmao classic Russ

 

[obliviousbeard]

If I ever feel like I'm an idiot, like I've made some stupid mistake over at work or simply have to take my time to figure out a solution - there's always Russel Greer, and his courtroom shenanigans.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I believe that's one of the few times a woman told him no and he didn't threaten to sue her.

Didn't he badmouth her quite a bit though? She moved to a different paper and he wrote a letter to the editor about the bad reporter they hired, IIRC.

 

[StinkySnack]

I fucking love that he hit up the reporter who did the Swift case (on Facebook iirc) and she replied with just, "nah"

Just for reference:


I totally forgot about "unbiasly". God, Russ used to be so much more hilarious when he was addicted to posting on social media.

 

[️ronic]

Just for reference:
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I totally forgot about "unbiasly". God, Russ used to be so much more hilarious when he was addicted to posting on social media.

"In other news, local retard sues female celebrity. More at 6."

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"nah" is a perfect response to Russell Greer. No engagement, no arguing, no 'explaining.'

Just "no" with one extra letter that somehow makes it more dismissive. Too bad judges can't be so pithy.

 

[DrJonesHat]

"nah" is a perfect response to Russell Greer. No engagement, no arguing, no 'explaining.'

Just "no" with one extra letter that somehow makes it more dismissive. Too bad judges can't be so pithy.

Uh, reporters have to choose between real stories and crap Russ. Some idiot suing a pop star because she didn't suck his dick is not news. In fact, giving him coverage of his harassment might encourage him to escalate, because he would think he's getting results. Yeah, the initial story about him suing Taylor Swift was definitely "look at this yahoo" but Russ took at as proof he was doing the right thing. Remember, he thinks he was morally wronged. He believes his lawsuits were part of some idiotic moral crusade to make celebrities expose themselves to lawsuits to satisfy delusional fuckwits from small towns in Wyoming.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The AG audio recording is probably my favorite Russtory artifact because of how brutal the judge was. I was afraid of the judge from listening to it, so I can't imagine how scared Russ was of him on that day. I sure would have loved to have been there that day.