DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Serf 'n' TERF]

"It's cheap! It's less than $5 a month!"

Hmm.. Sounds familiar...

 

[DeeTracktor]

Dave admonishing his audience for the lack of ORGANIC GROWTH with his membership goal not being hit instantly.

Phil, blaming his members, who are already members, that he cant get new members, is amazing

Truely stunning

 

[Comma]

You know... I gotta say. Im impressed. I didnt think he will come up a new scam but this "I play copyrighted music in games so give me more money" surprised me. Kudos.

It instantly worked on his physically and mentally handicapped fans:

-EDIT- Jesus Christ, the begging is turned up to eleven today. I bet he'll reward his viewers with fantastic gameplay of him driving cars into inanimate objects while squinting at his laptop, scanning for donations.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil, blaming his members, who are already members, that he cant get new members, is amazing

Truely stunning

Well they should have made all their socks members as well.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Phil, blaming his members, who are already members, that he cant get new members, is amazing

Truely stunning

He just really wants the 10,000.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Bathroom break stream status:

Total tip: $13

Top tip: Tarantula $5

Members: 260 (-3 since yesterday)

Viewers: 411

Phil once again discussing his 13 year begacy

Berating his chat for not having new members

End the prestream with a nice begment

 

[50 bit bitch]

Friendly reminder that YouTube membership prices are set by the channel owner, Pewdiepie's Tier 1 membership is HALF the price of DSP's

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Friendly reminder that YouTube membership prices are set by the channel owner, Pewdiepie's Tier 1 membership is HALF the price of DSP's

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And he has distinct rewards for each tier. The more you pay, the more you get.

Unlike Phil who just expects you to pay $19.99 for the $3.99 tier rewards for nothing in return.

 

[UaineRunei]

Unlike Phil who just expects you to pay $19.99 for the $3.99 tier rewards for nothing in return.

To be honest, his paypigs usually give him thousands of dollars per month for absolutely nothing, so those tiers may not sound that bad for them.

 

[Comma]

I forgot this game had a fucking rewind option that pops up every time you just brush another car, to cater to unskilled manchildren like DSP.

Goddamn games nowadays. *shakes walking cane in anger*

 

[Zeelpulp]

 

[Doofenshitz]

All you had to do, was follow the damn train!

Only two more days until the trolls are gonna have to be put on suicide watch. The classic lines of CJ and Big Smoke with absolutely zero commentary other than an occasional "duhuhuh" is gonna bring the fans out in droves. Maximum pahsitivity

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Pargon]

wait he's saying he's playing the best reviewed game of 2021...but he's not playing Disco Elysium Final Cut?!

he must’ve gotten the three dozen death threats i sent him warning him against doing so

cool

 

[UaineRunei]

How the fuck is he playing this game like he's using mouse and keyboard?

There are 3 directions to Phil in Forza: straight, sharp left and sharp right.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

How the fuck is he playing this game like he's using mouse and keyboard?

There are 3 directions to Phil in Forza: straight, sharp left and sharp right.

He has hooves for hands.

You know he will.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Friendly reminder that YouTube membership prices are set by the channel owner, Pewdiepie's Tier 1 membership is HALF the price of DSP's

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Remember Phil said his fans would pick the cheapest option to avoid paying much.

There is no way he would offer them a deal, because then that would mean he would get less money, and we can't have the pig not rake in the cash....he's totally not like all the other companies he criticizes.

 

[capefear56]

Exactly what audience are games like Forza Horizon even supposed to appeal to? If I want to play a racing simulator I'll just load up iRacing. If I want an arcade racer, Mario Kart or its million different clones is the way to go. Neither is as fun as actual track which is why I don't play racing games, but still, from a conceptual standpoint I don't really see what niche these games fill besides fantasy fulfillment for mouth droolers.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Exactly what audience are games like Forza Horizon even supposed to appeal to? If I want to play a racing simulator I'll just load up iRacing. If I want an arcade racer, Mario Kart or its million different clones is the way to go. Neither is as fun as actual track which is why I don't play racing games, but still, from a conceptual standpoint I don't really see what niche these games fill besides fantasy fulfillment for mouth droolers.

Are you a mentally ill morahn? Phil doesn't play Forza for the game! He has said himself he doesn't even like racing games or is interested in cars! Phil plays Forza for the chill, positive interaction with chat (aka those groovy vibes) while he spends 70% of the stream not even looking at chat or acknowledging the viewers who @ him.

Debunked!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so I checked in on the stream and thats what I want in a racing game stream is saying how the shoes in a game aren't the most expensive clothing item so it's not realistic after some ramble about owning a flannel hoodie that sounded like john lovitz's Tommy Flanagan SNL character...yes I'm old enough to remember it.

yeah I own one, yeah, my wife got it for me...yeeeah that's the ticket.

I swear this game was a racing game not a dress up menu game.

And that Koola (?) is totally THAT whale a long lost fan that just happened to show up. I really believe this after phil bragged about people coming back to his stream, the uncomfortable rambling and horrible acting like a kid who's about to get caught in lie really sold it.