Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Meiwaku]

Since Bonobo’s temporarily living on Munchie Island, he and his headmates are probably upping their game to co-grift with kindness. Can’t have her scoring all the medical freebies alone!

Its like watching a fusion-ha of retards

 

[Tactical Wizard]

What would they use it for tho? Kevin isn't that fat yet.


Also that's s fun game. "Alyssa or Tranch" for Bonnie's wishlist. Ankle brace thing, monostat (which she probably needs because troon hormones throw off your flora as does sex), and 40 socks are clearly for the cluster B queen....

I think Bonnie is getting ready to finally bring her home to the tranch because what the fuck are they going to do? His name is on all of the paperwork and when she finally can’t keep up the rent anymore… well they can’t just let a disabled robot-parrot die in the cold, can they?

And since they have the an unspoken agreement to not call each other into question, that means the wheelchair LARP must go on.

 

[Meiwaku]

I think Bonnie is getting ready to finally bring her home to the tranch because what the fuck are they going to do? His name is on all of the paperwork and when she finally can’t keep up the rent anymore… well they can’t just let a disabled robot-parrot die in the cold, can they?

And since they have the an unspoken agreement to not call each other into question, that means the wheelchair LARP must go on.

God I hope so. Her monostat vag cream will be very triggering to them.

...So where will Sky sleep?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

God I hope so. Her monostat vag cream will be very triggering to them.

...So where will Sky sleep?

He'll probably get demoted to the alpaca shed. If he lets Bonnie get away with ditching work to fuck a pimply nut job, he'll let Bonnie get away with anything.

I honestly don't know whether I'm rooting for Kindness to join the tranch or if I want Bonnie to remain in exile so he'll continue down this munchie path. He's actually more amusing now. Before he was just a fat dude playing with guns. Now he is Dr. Professor Bonnie who is not only a better woman than an actual woman -- he's a better Dr. and psychiatrist than the real thing, too. Watching Bonnie tell manly man Kindness to make him a sammich while he lazes about is fascinating.

On the other hand, if Kindness can destroy Bonnie's marriage this easily, just imagine what she could do to the tranch if she moved in. I wonder how many of them would have sex with her? Kev would, but he's super tired and waiting on a new vag. Jen is probably a no because he's basically just a shit eating alien. Penny's gay -- so that's a no. It would be a real chad move, though, if Skye banged her just to piss off Bonnie.

 

[AMHOLIO]

What would they use it for tho? Kevin isn't that fat yet.


Also that's s fun game. "Alyssa or Tranch" for Bonnie's wishlist. Ankle brace thing, monostat (which she probably needs because troon hormones throw off your flora as does sex), and 40 socks are clearly for the cluster B queen....

Alyssa or Bonnie, more like it. Bonnie doesn't give a shit about the tranch, just himself.

On the other hand, if Kindness can destroy Bonnie's marriage this easily, just imagine what she could do to the tranch if she moved in. I wonder how many of them would have sex with her? Kev would, but he's super tired and waiting on a new vag. Jen is probably a no because he's basically just a shit eating alien. Penny's gay -- so that's a no. It would be a real chad move, though, if Skye banged her just to piss off Bonnie

If Alyssa's vagina worked on Sky Bonnie wouldn't be stuck at Alyssa's anyway. Bonnie is poly, and even if Sky isn't her vagina and bpd fairy charm might have placated him. Might: he recognized munchie crazy.

My guess is the cruelest option: Bonnie goes back to the tranch and ditches Alyssa to her fate. That's if Penny and Sky hold. I can't imagine the legal stalemate at the house right now. Ironically Penny wants to be seen as a feminine force but I have a feeling he might have sent a "If I see you trying to bring her back I will shoot on sight" warning.

I'm really curious to what else Alyssa did at the tranch. I have a feeling a few people are keeping tight lipped and not talking shit over the internet about her in a stunning act of maturity (Penny only vague talked, Sky is just quiet).

 

[retard strength]

Alyssa applying for disability based on PTSD and not her hundreds of other very real health issues.



Not for the ten gorillion seizures a day she has? Or whatever disease spontaneously causes the need for a wheelchair [answer: attention]?

Where is that list with all the shit she claims to have?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Alyssa applying for disability based on PTSD and not her hundreds of other very real health issues.



Not for the ten gorillion seizures a day she has? Or whatever disease spontaneously causes the need for a wheelchair [answer: attention]?

Where is that list with all the shit she claims to have?

It's under the first heading of the OP, nice and easy to scroll to!

I read the list of PTSD stuff and do you guys feel she has any actual PTSD specific symptoms aside from maybe combatitiveness? I know she's lying, but it's interesting to hear why she doesn't.

I'm at the same point as @Meiwaku where I'm for her being on the just so she doesn't interact with normies. In spite of everything we say some of these people like Kevin will never be able to function normally, so keeping them in sped approved trans furry circles might be the most humane way to keep her away from normies (then again, I'd love to see Kevvie work minimum wage). Be gone, bpd ho and only appear with your narc ho in public to get kicked out of resturants for retarded behavior.

 

[Flour]

In an ideal world Alyssa would get a long inpatient stay getting exstensive treatment for her BPD, followed by an even longer outpatient program. That would probably render her somewhat functional and better equipped to deal with the real world. We don't live in an ideal world, however, so I'll settle for having Bonnie Mendoza, MD and his chirping birdfriend back on the Tranch. Bonnie could drill the new amhole while Alyssa walks the alpacas with Penny seething in the background.

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

What would they use it for tho? Kevin isn't that fat yet.


Also that's s fun game. "Alyssa or Tranch" for Bonnie's wishlist. Ankle brace thing, monostat (which she probably needs because troon hormones throw off your flora as does sex), and 40 socks are clearly for the cluster B queen....

XL programmer knee socks are absolutely for Troon Bonnie.

The puzzling one: Who are the Just for Gals Vitamins for? Bonnie's LARP, or Alyssa's be-vaged self?

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I'm hoping she goes to the Tranch. There's endless amount of potential lols if she goes there. Just her mere presence will make troons cope and seeth since she's an actual woman. The troons that aren't coping and seething will instead be too busy trying to fuck Kindless, causing even more tension. And then there's Penny, who has already blown up because he's stuck doing more work than before while also trying to deal with the rift Kindless has caused among the group.

I think it's obvious at this point Penny absolutely hates Kindless and doesn't want her there, but he also cannot do much about it since Boner's name is on the Tranch.

Then there's Sky. We already know that Sky hates her and doesn't buy into her bullshit, yet Boonie not only ""believes"" it, he is actively partaking in her delusions as well as creating his own. So imagine seeing your husband not only bang someone you can't stand, but now he's acting just like her, and expecting you to go along with it. Worse, winter is coming so everyone is going to be stuck inside and unable to get some space. Sky will snap at some point.

There's also the fact that Kindless can't stfu and will broadcast more details than the Tranch want known. And let's not forget, at some point Kindless will feel wronged, which will cause her to get revenge via airing out their dirty laundry and calling them rapists.

But mostly, I want her to go and to have a ""seizure"" and knock over all of Kevvie's toys.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm hoping she goes to the Tranch. There's endless amount of potential lols if she goes there. Just her mere presence will make troons cope and seeth since she's an actual woman.

Now don't forget: there's about 2-3 trans men on the tranch. One is fat and angry and seems not to be the kind of person the tranchers are attracted to, and the other two are the PoC and the NPD simp who are in a relationship that might be monogamous with each other considering they are usually unsimped at. What separates Alyssa from them is her being slightly better looking at first glance along with being a promiscuous, bubbly personality that nerds flock towards. She's also really shit at pretending she's faegendered or transmasc, and is in a constant state of needing to be taken care of, irresistible to nerds.

She's not just *a* woman but THE type of woman tranchers think is the holy grail: manic pixie dream girl who will engage in all your weird shit like hypnosis and DDLG. Ultimate coomer bait woman, teehee thing.

But mostly, I want her to go and to have a ""seizure"" and knock over all of Kevvie's toys.

This, this is the good shit. Optimistic but hilarious to think about.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I think it's obvious at this point Penny absolutely hates Kindless and doesn't want her there, but he also cannot do much about it since Boner's name is on the Tranch.

Penny seems like he doesn't put up with bullshit and Alyssa is annoying as fuck. She prob didn't bother Kevin and Jen because they are both layabout hermits and probably didn't interact with her much. I mean, how many times has Kevin's online "friends" visited the tranch and he had zero clue because he was busy being horizontal?

We know Alyssa annoyed the ever living fuck out out people because she was on twitter malding about it and trying to get people to pity her. Sky hates her because she stole his husband and Penny hates her because he is a gay dude who won't simp for annoying women. She doesn't know what to do with that because her BPD tricks aren't working. Her plan b when people find her off-putting is throwing her diseased vagina at them. Not going to work on Penny, sweetheart.

I hope this ends with Alyssa at the tranch and there is a major blowout.

 

[Old Fart]

And holy fuck, you absolutely do not need a $239.99 wheelchair ramp.

Better yet, Alyssa doesn't need a wheelchair.

If she really had seizures of the type that require a wheelchair, she'd use that to file for disability, not something ad-hoc like PTSD.

A few complaints from Kindness regarding adult things:
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If it takes so much work to get on disability you might's well just have found work.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Her disability gift will be a hard sell. She’s relatively clean, she cooks and cleans, has a social life is ambulatory. Unless she can prove ptsd is that horrid which just like most of the other popularly claimed mental illnesses it’s incredibly hard to get it based of that. So it’ll be interesting to see how she’d twist the story to an md about her seizures and I’d she will be honest about the piles of medications and weed. Getting approved on the first go is absolutely not gonna happen.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

It's all the apps fault*

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1458167355733790721 (https://archive.ph/GlhPH)

* Wait, what's this? Two days earlier she admits to clicking accept without any scrutiny :

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1457452444770660353 (https://archive.ph/XQRLR)

Also note that she needs to pick up a credit card that has been mailed to an old mailing address across town. That's pretty shady, unless that mailing address is her mother's home. I wouldn't doubt for a second that the mom pays the bill every month.

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1457450936503136256 (https://archive.ph/zKADw)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1457186006298349571 (https://archive.ph/LBxGW)

All of the great financial minds throughout history would advise you to purchase animal food on credit. You are a genius Alyssa! Especially since you said three months ago that the interest rate on your card is 24.9%.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1458529009650728960 (https://archive.ph/6Cj5P)

 

[AMHOLIO]

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https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1458529009650728960 (https://archive.ph/6Cj5P)

I don't think her skin is going to eat away any time soon, I am sure she can just reschedule. It sucks especially if you're in pain, but if it is their fault they don't make you pay for it.

I don't envy her parents. Listening to how her finances are makes it a wonder how she even kept a home in the first place.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I love how she's so delusional, she can't even identify chest acne for what it is

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Another derm tweet [A]

Then she shared what she thought of as a cute selfie. I hate to say it, but she may actually not be lying about her medical situation for once. Her chest looks horrendous with open sores.

Spoiler: I hate to be the one who posts this

I mean everything else looks horrendous too, from her face itself, those teeth, the hairy pit, the deflated boobs, the hoard of trash in the background, etc. [A]

In other news Bonnie got a blood pressure monitor! [A]

Spoiler: Video

See, he specifically grifted for it a couple days ago. [A]

Doctor Pablo Mengele back at it again with his outstanding quality of healthcare. [A]

He might actually still be on estrogen. [A]

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Another derm tweet [A]
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Then she shared what she thought of as a cute selfie. I hate to say it, but she may actually not be lying about her medical situation for once. Her chest looks horrendous with open sores.

Spoiler: I hate to be the one who posts this

I mean everything else looks horrendous too, from her face itself, those teeth, the hairy pit, the deflated boobs, the hoard of trash in the background, etc. [A]
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In other news Bonnie got a blood pressure monitor! [A]
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Spoiler: Video

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See, he specifically grifted for it a couple days ago. [A]
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Doctor Pablo Mengele back at it again with his outstanding quality of healthcare. [A]
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He might actually still be on estrogen. [A]
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What if Boonie is taking hormones, but instead of estrogen, he's started taking T in a dumb effort to restore his tiny dysfunctional penis?