DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Small request for this thread. A small post detailing stream tips, beat begment of the stream abd maybe even as highlighted posts.

Work, life and timezones kick my arse so would be nice to see an end of stream update.

 

[LolCowCentral]

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Small request for this thread. A small post detailing stream tips, beat begment of the stream abd maybe even as highlighted posts.

Work, life and timezones kick my arse so would be nice to see an end of stream update

People literally post a beginning,mid, and end stream update. Are you actually reading the threads ? Go back like 1 or 2 pages and it's all there.

 

[actually]

@N0thingICanDo's posts usually cover most of what you're asking for. As for highlighted posts, those are auto-determined based on positive ratings, but I don't know exactly how.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Why the FUCK wouldnt you play them in order?

This clown starting with SA....

I got SA for free on Gamepass... Why not? I never was really bothered by order myself, I just play them for the longevity

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Small request for this thread. A small post detailing stream tips, beat begment of the stream abd maybe even as highlighted posts.

Work, life and timezones kick my arse so would be nice to see an end of stream update.

Pay attention dude, even I miss out the late streams yet I just lurk at the right time on here to watch the threads

It's not that hard that even Phil reads the Farms kek

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I got SA for free on Gamepass... Why not? I never was really bothered by order myself, I just play them for the longevity

Characters in later games dont make sense unless youve played the earlier ones (claude and that hispanic bitch race in SA, main characters from 3 set just after SA)

Game innovations going backwards are ass and jank. It will kill your enjoyment of the game

My comment on this is more about how Phil doesnt know how to work his own job. He played ME1, then 3 skipping 2. Logic for that is retarded. He wants to do these completely out of order. All because its free (even though he is paying for it in the bundle)

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Characters in later games dont make sense unless youve played the earlier ones (claude and that hispanic bitch race in SA, main characters from 3 set just after SA)

Game innovations going backwards are ass and jank. It will kill your enjoyment of the game

My comment on this is more about how Phil doesnt know how to work his own job. He played ME1, then 3 skipping 2. Logic for that is exceptional. He wants to do these completely out of order. All because its free (even though he is paying for it in the bundle)

I know the GTA story long enough to know who is who but I get your point, it's like buying the GTA IV DLC game disc separate and then finding out you've missed the first 80% of the original story

But I also got SA just through GP anyway so again I'm that far into the lore it really doesn't bother me at all, in fact it would be a good showcase on a stream to see how much the game has changed especially the mechanics, visuals and other things since SA did still use a lot of the assets from previous games would be a good preview to see R* work and more for a newer audience since it has been 20 years since GTA3 and the start of the 3d universe

 

[IHateMyJob]

It would just be another Dong on Grandpa snorefest with DSP pigsplaining everything and reading a dozen different guides to take the most optimal path. Don't give him any ideas, please.


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Found our boy Jayde. Literally in a wheelchair lol. Thanks DoxSydePhil!

OH NO another legit wheelchair Phil supporter! Please for the love of God will the caretakers of this guy and Rahb take away their credit cards. Scamming handicaps is the lowest of lows Phil.

 

[capefear56]

So here's some quick maths I did before going to bed. I took Phil's estimated net revenue (after taxes) (big ups @Piece of Peace) for the months of May-August 2021 and subtracted the sums of the values recorded from the bank leaks for each respective month. What I found was that there's a discrepancy between how much he makes on paper per month and how much he spends. Afaik Piece of Peace calculates exactly what Pigroach is purported to receive (as in, actually transferred into his account) for the months he reports the values for. This includes delayed payments such as superchats from prior months, which tells us that these holes are in fact, valid.

One potential explanation is that he's spending money directly from Paypal on WWE Champions without transferring funds from his debit (ie: directly from the daily tips!). If this is the case, then one should be able to contrast money earned through Youtube with money earned through tips (via looking at the dates on his debit credit reports to find the Youtube payouts) to determine if these holes are in fact from tips. If they are, well, he sure as hell ain't dumping it in another savings account.

 

[gaarashatan]

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hes prolly playing with auto settings too to help him drive. shit like no wheel spin and auto braking

 

[tzgnilki]

@Piece of Peace was watching your illegal reestream & heard you asking about whether or not Phil can ride a bike, and a colleague of yours not knowing how to swim

Mighty D 12m45s, Phil didn't learn to ride a bike, he actually "almost graduated" from training wheels, but it wasn't his fault, and he did nothing wrong

he also can't swim but definitely could swim as a teenager (specifically mentioned during your restream @ 1hr21m26s), and he also could be one of the best overall swimming non-swimmers in the country if he tried

"Someone asked Phil if he could swim and instead of saying no, we got information about how he has tried it a few times and he's sure he could figure it out."

Spoiler: 2019 Tweet quote

kiwifarms source

 

[NursezillaX]

I don't have the means to do it, but this would be a great thing for somebody who was able to edit together. He went OFF on the guy referenced in the comment for asking if he was worried by the low support. It's made even better since it was the exact same game Dave was literally saying was 'a scary situation' tonight.

 

[JimiHendrix]

hope you kids know i'm going to sleep now.

behave while i'm gone. hopefully i wake up in time for the 10,000th page. if not just move this post to that page.

going to give each of you a good night smooch now, c'mere.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

I have a Haiku about Derich

Derich is horny
All women should run away
Potential rapist

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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So here's some quick maths I did before going to bed. I took Phil's estimated net revenue (after taxes) (big ups @Piece of Peace) for the months of May-August 2021 and subtracted the sums of the values recorded from the bank leaks for each respective month. What I found was that there's a discrepancy between how much he makes on paper per month and how much he spends. Afaik Piece of Peace calculates exactly what Pigroach is purported to receive (as in, actually transferred into his account) for the months he reports the values for. This includes delayed payments such as superchats from prior months, which tells us that these holes are in fact, valid.

One potential explanation is that he's spending money directly from Paypal on WWE Champions without transferring funds from his debit (ie: directly from the daily tips!). If this is the case, then one should be able to contrast money earned through Youtube with money earned through tips (via looking at the dates on his debit credit reports to find the Youtube payouts) to determine if these holes are in fact from tips. If they are, well, he sure as hell ain't dumping it in another savings account.

could this be his actual business expenses? (cost for monthly games, maybe the "gifted" laptop, the chair, the Xbox console)
I can't remember if the bank leaks showed any game purchases but I always assumed he uses money in his PayPal directly to buy his games.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

His pre-stream “we’re gonna be alright guys, my streams are not failing” is just even more golden now and even more apparent that that whole segment was more for him than his viewers.

Phil also reminds me of the homeless in South Park where they just completely forget you gave them money and ask for more lmao.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

This guy is trash.

This is only from THIS WEEK, meaning he averages 1 video a day of complaining and begging.

But the sky isn't falling, and he isn't one to panic.

Also "we" made an agreement to reimburse him for the lost ad revenue (that's like 20 bucks, he can barely break 1k views unless he's doing drama videos)

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

I have a Haiku about Derich

Derich is horny
All women should run away
Potential rapist

Beautiful just I’ve no words

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Phil must be very low on cash before his “day off” because he sent out a beg tweet even though he is already at $79. How is Phil going to afford three full meals from three different restaurants? Khet will be furious that she only will be able to consume 4500 calories! She needs at least 8000 calories! God damn it!!

This one got an actual laugh out of me.

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Cody got an instalean, as is tradition

As is also tradition, Phil is terrible at lying. You shouldn't know what "immortal Hogan" means unless you play wwe champions. He's not even trying to act like he doesn't play it anymore.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

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NOT a children's entertainer with these thumbnails.
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Is DSP rounding down again?
RIDICULOUS. STEP IT UP WHALES.

This one gets to me. I haven't watched the video yet but holy fuck. Please tell me Phil didn't do the counting on his hands to realize that Derich's retarded ass can't even structure a haiku. 5/8/5, Derich? I thought you chinks were supposed to be able to count or something.