US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Aldeland]

I think Trump was egotistical, but I think the guy probably cared about the average American more than Obama or Bush. It was endearing seeing him shitpost. You felt like the guy was trying to do a modern day fire side chat rather than do an Obama and get fellated by MSM and SNL.

I think that's why I like Trump, his flaws are human flaws and he doesn't really try to hide them. Most politicos just come off like this.

 

[Snekposter]

Up to and including explicitly ordering people to ignore a court injunction. I would love to know if the courts even have an option to deal with that like... The Executive branch just says no. What do they do?

In the immortal words of Andrew Jackson: "The court has made their decision. Now let them enforce it."

 

[AnotherPleb]

In the immortal words of Andrew Jackson: "The court has made their decision. Now let them enforce it."

That is the flaw in the Supreme court, and Biden's handlers know it.

 

[Trianon]

That is the flaw in the Supreme court, and Biden's handlers know it.

They're outsourcing enforcement to Karens.

Whistleblowers to play key role in enforcing Biden vaccine rule

OSHA is counting on employees to notify the safety agency if businesses violate the new federal COVID-19 order.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Snekposter]

That is the flaw in the Supreme court, and Biden's handlers know it.

True, but the number of localities willing to enforce it for them are probably greater than 0.

 

[MrJokerRager]

They're outsourcing enforcement to Karens.

Whistleblowers to play key role in enforcing Biden vaccine rule

OSHA is counting on employees to notify the safety agency if businesses violate the new federal COVID-19 order.

www.cbsnews.com

Karens deserve being beaten by joggers.

If a jogger murdered a karen out in Central Park, I'm not snitching to the police at this point.

Fuck them both but unlike the jogger who just wants free shit, the karen has basically played a big role in destroying common sense and moral foundation for America.

 

[Billy Beer]

Just wait until corporate America hits Whistleblowing with a wad of capitalistic incentives.

"Tired of your co-worker using fake vax certs to evade the mandatory vaccine?
Sick of your neighbours bragging about how they don't need to get vaccinated?

Well, we have the thing just for you!

Earn $$$ by relaying the information to the Covid-Hotline.
That's right, earn $$$ by snitching on your friends and relatives!!!​

Call 555-snitch-like-a-bitch, NOW! That's 555-snitch-like-a-bitch. Call up and start earning $$$ FAST!

Don't delay, Snitch today!

​

You know it's coming...

 

[mauggg]

The previous post is obvious. Not saying it's intentional (might be a bonus for them though).
Someone will go stupid and do a thing after they lose their job. Especially if the rest of their in-person life has been destroyed.

because the pattern makes gun printing less obvious. the trend started in the 1970's for undercover cops.

It's straight up cult indoctrination shit, honestly. Information isolation and control is a key part of the brainwashing process. From the outside, it's all very obvious - and how shitty is your philosophy if it can't withstand critique? If everything falls apart under even casual scrutiny then how much value does it have?

That is why they have to gaslight everyone.

Obviously, but that still doesn’t get them anything but a bunch of violence for the TV news. People who have resisted getting the shots so far aren’t about to change their minds now that the Govt wants to force their kids to take them, so what gives? Normally I’d say that the Govt wants to provoke a violent response that they can use as an excuse to justify cracking down but as unpopular as their numbers are, I can’t see how thats a smart play, (and I don’t care what anyone says, there are plenty of folks in their ranks smart enough to realize this). By their own mouthpieces they admit that there’s 35% of the Country who have refused the shots even when offered money and threatened by the loss of their job, plus they admit that the current Admin is sitting at mid-30s approval ratings with no side of movement. Doesn’t seem to me like the kinds of numbers they’d need to have to crack down, even if they did provoke a violent response. So if that’s not it, what is it?

For all the flaws of the Soviet navy the Alfa class submarine is amazing and sexy and when Anime becomes real will be my waifu

Also yes the US doing a reverse Nixon and aligning with Russia against China is a Realpolitik nobrainer but there's too much money to be made in Ukrainian corruption

Dr

Who the fuck is this Pedro, anyway? He can go suck my Pedro, for all I care.

This is the guy Napoleon Dynamite got voted in. Thanks for nothing, you autistic Mormon curlyhaired weirdo.

 

[grump]

So, looks like they've 'debunked' poopgate by 'factchecking' a completely different story that I've never heard of and massive deletions. I'm suddenly having a much tougher time finding related videos while they were everywhere just a couple days ago.

 

[White Devil]

Just wait until corporate America hits Whistleblowing with a wad of capitalistic incentives.

"Tired of your co-worker using fake vax certs to evade the mandatory vaccine?
Sick of your neighbours bragging about how they don't need to get vaccinated?

Well, we have the thing just for you!

Earn $$$ by relaying the information to the Covid-Hotline.
That's right, earn $$$ by snitching on your friends and relatives!!!​

Call 555-snitch-like-a-bitch, NOW! That's 555-snitch-like-a-bitch. Call up and start earning $$$ FAST!

Don't delay, Snitch today!

​

You know it's coming...

That shits already here. The White House was pushing it months ago, it's buried on their website.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Not that this needs any answering but.... when did the party of Obama become the boring, respectable party easily offended by shitposts?

Simple political shift, even when the Dems are out of power a lot of their remains are often left behind in offices and the universities thanks to their long march through the instutitions.

The problem is, by capturing them and trying to remould them, they lose a huge chunk of their appeal, which is the outsider/gureilla/counter culture aspect, which also cannot be squared away with actually defending the nation-state. You can't be constantly claiming oppression or whatever bollocks you do to be at fault when you've been in charge of the damn thing for decades. Same as rape, sexism, racism etc is all still somehow a problem on university campuses everywhere when they've been run by the crowd supposedly there to stop it since the late 80s. Thats nearly 40 years or more of just utterly uselessness because they're unable to be simultaneously the outsider and responsible for fixing the actual problem.


"Counter Culture" is now hilariously filled with the party of Faith, Family and Nation. This is the same in the UK where the current Tory party drapes itself in the flag to fight the hideous intellectual blobs that loathe everything built for them that permits them their opinions instead of swinging from lampposts.

What we're seeing is the Pocher-turned-gamekeeper issue, and unlike said Gamekeeper (who's master tolerates the odd rabbit and deer going missing and appearing in his pantry) they have barely a fucking clue what to do aside from default to authortarianism "for your own good". Hence stupid shit like these federal mandates in which the courts are already telling him to fuck off and states are now scrambling to pass laws to ignore him.

If it pushes much harder, you might see states actively consider grouping up to defend themselves from this genuine overreach.

 

[Corn Flakes]

They're outsourcing enforcement to Karens.

Whistleblowers to play key role in enforcing Biden vaccine rule

OSHA is counting on employees to notify the safety agency if businesses violate the new federal COVID-19 order.

www.cbsnews.com

That is legitimately some 1984-tier shit. And you know they'll be pushing for kids to report their parents to their teachers in school too.

 

[anti SJW]

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Just dox the doxxers then, most of the people that do it for high profile cases like these are the kind of people that leave a ticker tape parade leading to them instead of a paper trail.

That's the interesting thing. One of them is George Floyd's nephew

https://twitter.com/irishiiiz97739/status/1458100026434019334

 

[Ita Mori]

This. is. so. fucking. EMBARRASSING.

And just to be clear: I don't feel second hand embarrassment. I don't feel embarrassed FOR Lataquaxca.

I am EMBARRASSED. JUST EMBARRASSED.

What the FUCK even is this??????? We not only have an illegitimate regime who STOLE an election through blatant FRAUD, NOBODY is doing ANYTHING ABOUT IT...and we have these incompetent, UNQUALIFIED jackasses putting their lack thereof of display LOUD AND PROUD for the leaders of other nations.

And NOBODY is DOING ANYTHING. What. the. ALMIGHTY. FUCK?

Lataquaxca here is WORSE than the maps girl. Maps girl was vying for a pageant title and was nervous. She wasn't part of a regime supposedly leading the free world. Lives aren't on the line over fucking maps.

Lives are on the line--and our HARD EARNED and STOLEN tax dollars are being gleefully forked over to ILLEGALS while thousands more GOOD PAYING jobs dry up as they shutter another pipeline and Lataquaxca just...embarrasses us like this?

How sincerely is diversity working out here? I'd fucking LOVE a good, well thought out and COHERENT answer from some corporate HR types. Please. ENLIGHTEN ME how Lataquaxca is our strength making this country look like a fucking JOKE instead of playing to her own strength of fucking Tyrone and shitting out another litter for mo' money on her Link card.

How many times must the HR types and twitter troons explain to you that they want America to die and your white ass extinct?
They can't get much more blatant than that.

Much of the left believes that the US will be politically identical to Mexico, with one party winning every presidential election for 100 years.

I mean, they're importing them for a reason.
The DNC and the PRI are the same neo-lib corrupt trash, with similar histories (tHe PaRtY oF tHe WoRkInG cLaSs) and have a cult of followers to match. It's absurdly easy to get beaners to vote for you forever.

inb4 "In Mexico, Morena is now the reigning party following the election of current president Lopez-Obrador. The PRI is dying"
Morena is filled to the brim with ex-PRI, was founded by old PRI boomers, and Obrador himself was PRI most of his life. It's a stunt to keep themselves in charge while shedding themselves of the bad rep younger generations have with the PRI. Ironically, younger generations are also Morena's biggest supporters. Kids are stupid.

Just wait until corporate America hits Whistleblowing with a wad of capitalistic incentives.

"Tired of your co-worker using fake vax certs to evade the mandatory vaccine?
Sick of your neighbours bragging about how they don't need to get vaccinated?

Well, we have the thing just for you!

Earn $$$ by relaying the information to the Covid-Hotline.
That's right, earn $$$ by snitching on your friends and relatives!!!​

Call 555-snitch-like-a-bitch, NOW! That's 555-snitch-like-a-bitch. Call up and start earning $$$ FAST!

Don't delay, Snitch today!

​

You know it's coming...

Unless you live in L.A. or Jew York, you'd be committing career suicide.
No one likes a rat, not even your boss.
"Here's your $500 for snitching on Isabel & Thomas; oh and we're cutting other employees due to budget cuts during these challenging times, please be on high alert."

I really don't see this going anywhere. An efficient business is one that keeps it's mouth shut. People know this.
Cooperating with uncle sam is russian roulette.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

That's the interesting thing. One of them is George Floyd's nephew

https://twitter.com/irishiiiz97739/status/1458100026434019334

He's not actually Floyd's nephew, he's calling himself that for the clout. It's the equivalent of black people calling each other brother but for a younger man.

 

[The Big O]

He's not actually Floyd's nephew, he's calling himself that for the clout. It's the equivalent of black people calling each other brother but for a younger man.

Oh, great. A true believer trying to declare Jihad on Kenosha Kyle in the name of St. Floyd of the Fent. False idolatry cultism is real and this niggo pretending to be his nephew is living proof.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

It says a lot how Travis Scott’s Auto-Tune making children and young adults die due to trampling and suffocation is more newsworthy than listening to Joe Biden struggle to tell us why inflation is a good thing.

I'm sure a lot of people are wondering how everything went so wrong that parents are sending their nine year old to a Travis fucking Scott concert.

 

[ForgedBlades]

lol

 

[Kramer on the phone]

So the final installment of Ryan Murphy's oft delayed "American Crime Story: Impeachment" just aired and it's got me thinking about Murphy's take on the end of 90s Clinton debacle.

He ends the story on a weird note: Linda Tripp (who got a way better and more heroic take than I would expect) gives a speech to her daughter decrying the idea that popular people can literally get away with ANYTHING being the story of her life (besides the Clintons, she reveals how her entire hometown knew that her dad was a serial adulterer and covered for him until he finally decided to abandon Linda and her mom for a mistress he eventually married). Combined with a shockingly out of character blackpill scene for Coulter and Drudge (their final scene in the narrative) where Coulter is decrying the way the Clinton got away scott free, Hillary getting rewarded with the NY Senate seat and huge popularity that fed into her delusions that she could be President, and the best the GOP being able to muster for 2000 being "the stupid Bush brother".

I have to wonder why Murphy went this route, since it clearly doesn't paint a full picture of the endgame of the Impeachment. Clinton won the war, but was so badly damaged that Gore (with Lieberman whispering in his ear) distanced himself from Bill in 2000's election. Along with a sort of "Tora Tora Tora" type ominous warning that Clinton's antics awoke a monster in the form of the Religious Right, which fell into the arms of the Cheney gang. who made a compact with the Religious Right to get Bush II elected and used 9-11 to basically annihilate the Democrats and cast them into the wilderness for a generation. Closest we get is a bit where Drudge and Coulter discuss Fox News circa 1999 being "the future" of conservative news but that's about it.

But Tripp's scene with her daughter makes me think about Biden, why he keeps pushing the "most popular president ever" meme, and why the "Let's Go Brandon" thing seems to be a huge trigger for the left.

The left literally can get away with murder so long as they are popular and can scapegoat and blood libel it's enemies. Hell, Murphy even makes a point MULTIPLE TIMES in Impeachment that Bill GLEEFULLY threw Monica under the bus and let everyone call her a psycho stalker before owning up to his adultery.

It's why the left has moved so fast to bury their humiliating defeat in Virginia and freaking called in favorites at PBS to make fictional Muppets shill the Covid vaccine. The modern DNC powerbase HINGES on the idea of their popularity and ability to vilify and destroy their enemies and crybully their way out of any jam. Hell, see them currently trying to pull an Andrew Jackson, DARING the Supreme Court to stop him as he engages in explicit violation of court orders. Imagine if fucking Donald Trump did that!

In my youth, I bought into the blue pill that the Clintons were right and that the conservative forces were the villains in that sordid piece of American history. But more and more, as time passes, I find it hard to believe that we as a nation collectively sewed our eyes shut and our ears too to what Bill did. And how that bred into us, a deep seeded desire to give the Democrats a free and full pass against all criticisms, which carried over to Obama and now Biden, that amounts to "He's evil and corrupt, but by God I'm NOT going to give the Republicans victory by saying they are right!".....

Will Biden voters awaken or will they stay asleep and willfully blind and deaf to the corruption around them? Or will they go down with the ship and then some, citing the lies the DNC spread to basically stay willfully ignorant because they would rather believe the lie than let the other side win?

Honestly i think Murphy just followed the book, this entire series does seem out of character, but gun to my head. i'd have to say its because Murphy has a weird autism for trying to make accurate adaptions, i never bothered with the book this season was based on, but based on what i remember from his other adaptions and people's reviews of them. He'll follow the material as close as he can.

Because i agree with you the story itself seems odd, and honestly him not including Andrew Breitbart (who was the author who posted the story on drudge) if its a narrative thread about this exact thing seems weird too. Andrew blatantly admitted even during the bush admin that he only became a conservative because of the way the dems let clarance thomas get away with sexual misconduct and it made him that more invested in Monica's story. I'd have to assume its because of it being written that way by monica herself, who obviously would feel way nicer towards Coulter and Drudge than probably anyone else on the planet.

lol

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people really need to start writing down 2019 prices for everything, because these dumb headlines will keep hiding the fact that its way worse than the percentage they state, its easily double digit inflation compared to October 2019, and we're going to get fucked hard the next 4 months, we're easily going to see a surge in divorces too. i don't think a lot of people will be able to deal with being forced to do without.