Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Yeah, never went anywhere. I'm pretty sure they couldn't find anyone dumb enough to do that kind of job.
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Mild powerlevel, but I did census work last year, and while it was positive/neutral on the whole, there were still the occasional bad homes to go to. Had the occupants threaten to call the cops on me a couple times for doing my job; even though a census worker is legally allowed to be on your property, the advice we were given was "if they threaten to call the police, just get out of there and someone will come back another day." And that was just for showing up with a short questionnaire to fill out!
Now imagine the reactions people would have to someone turning up at their door with needles ready to jab. It'd escalate much faster, guaranteed. You couldn't pay me enough to put myself at that much risk, and I'm sure that's how a lot of other prospective door-to-door jabbers would feel.
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I suspect that's because... well, y'know those old cartoons where the funny talking animal knocks on the hick's door and the hick shouts "REVENUERS!" and grabs a shotgun?
It'd be like that, except with less intelligent creatures and amusing rustic stereotypes, but just as many shotguns.
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Woooo link spam!! Been a while since I did this.
I have found a pattern to today's posting, though. It's Saint Kyle's (guns be upon him) trial, and more Covid fear-mongering, especially since McConaughey's article below made them panic hard. Saw a bunch of variations of the same article. And since Kyle's trial is going well, they've dredged up ole Armed Robbery, Mr. Jogger de Timbs.
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I could only watch a bit of the video, it made my heart break so much. He looks very mature in other photos, but here it's so obvious that he's just a kid.
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This one is very interesting, I admittedly only skimmed it but I don't remember it saying where he's going.
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I have found a pattern to today's posting, though. It's Saint Kyle's (guns be upon him) trial, and more Covid fear-mongering, especially since McConaughey's article below made them panic hard. Saw a bunch of variations of the same article. And since Kyle's trial is going well, they've dredged up ole Armed Robbery, Mr. Jogger de Timbs.
Red America is now dying from COVID-19 at a clearly higher rate than blue America
Red America is now dying from COVID-19 at a clearly higher rate than blue America
Red America is now dying from COVID-19 at a clearly higher rate than …
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423 million COVID-19 doses administered. 3,100 injury claims filed. $0 paid out.
A federal program is reviewing more than 3,000 cases claiming injury from COVID-19 vaccines or treatments. Families, consumer advocates want answers.
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Why COVID vaccine injury claims are an uphill battle for compensation
archived 23 Nov 2021 17:17:03 UTC
Trump aides Stephen Miller, Kayleigh McEnany subpoenaed by House panel investigating Jan. 6
Donald Trump's senior adviser Stephen Miller and former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany were subpoenaed in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot probe
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Stephen Miller, Kayleigh McEnany subpoenaed by House Jan. 6 committee
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:28:48 UTC
Journalist Describes 'Wild' Unpublished Photos of Mike Pence in Hiding on Jan. 6: 'Holed Up in a Basement'
Jonathan Karl says photos by a White House photographer show the vice president in a barren garage space with no furniture and no windows
Unpublished Photos Show Mike Pence Hiding on Jan. 6 | PEOPLE.com
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:28:40 UTC
Rittenhouse breaks down in sobs on stand
Kyle Rittenhouse broke down on Wednesday as he described getting cornered by the first person he killed during protests in Kenosha, Wis., last August.
Prior Lake High School launches investigation after 'disturbing' video shared on social media
Principal John Bezek confirmed in a statement that the racist video was posted by a student.
Prior Lake High School investigating 'disturbing' video | kare11.com
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:28:20 UTC
The Supreme Court’s Latest Gun Case Made a Mockery of Originalism
The oral argument in Bruen demonstrates that the conservative wing is not interested in history, text, and tradition if the evidence cuts against them.
The Supreme Court's latest gun case made a mockery of originalism.
archived 10 Nov 2021 18:14:01 UTC
Anchor Brian Williams is leaving MSNBC and NBC News
Anchorman Brian Williams, a 28-year veteran of NBC News and MSNBC, said Tuesday that he is leaving the company at the end of this year.
Anchor Brian Williams is leaving MSNBC and NBC News - CNN
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:03 UTC
Roommate of lone survivor in Rittenhouse shooting gives unexpected testimony
A witness called by the defense gave testimony that corroborated Gaige Grosskreutz's account instead of refuting it, as Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyers had hoped.
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Roommate of Lone Survivor in Rittenhouse Shooting Gives Unexpected Te…
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:05 UTC
Judge shouts at Kyle Rittenhouse prosecutor and accuses him of a 'grave constitutional violation' during his cross-examination of the teen
The prosecutor's questions targeted Rittenhouse's decision to remain silent after the deadly shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Judge Shouts at Rittenhouse Prosecutor Over 'Grave Constitutional Vio…
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Jon Karl Posts John McEntee's Stunning Internal Trump Admin Memo Calling for Mark Esper's Firing
Jonathan Karl released on Twitter an internal memo written by John McEntee that called for Trump to fire then-Secretary of Defense Mark Esper.
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John McEntee's Internal Memo Calling for Mark Esper's Firing
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:10 UTC
Why is Kamala Harris here? French confused by veep’s visit
PARIS — Vice President Kamala Harris’s visit for a series of high-level diplomatic engagements has drawn little public fanfare ahead of her sit-down meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron.
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Matthew McConaughey says he's not vaccinating his younger kids against COVID-19 and won't support a mandate until he finds out 'more information'
"We go slow on vaccinations, even before COVID," the "Dallas Buyers Club" star said of his family's approach to vaccines.
Matthew McConaughey Hasn't Vaccinated His Kids Against COVID-19 yet
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Chicago police cancel days off ahead of Kyle Rittenhouse verdict "upheaval"
Fraternal Order of Police President John Catanzara said the department has removed regularly scheduled days off in case the verdict "doesn't go positive."
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As Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict 'Upheaval' Nears, Chicago Police Cancel D…
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:28 UTC
As Rittenhouse trial goes 'wrong,' media retreat to alternate universe
The corporate press really want a guilty verdict in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse, the 18-year-old Illinoisan accused of shooting three white protesters last year during the Black Lives Matter riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
As Rittenhouse trial goes 'wrong,' media retreat to alternate univers…
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The Supreme Court’s Conservatives Finally Found a Religious Objection They Don’t Like
An inmate says he wants a pastor by his side in the execution chamber. Three justices think he might be faking it.
Ramirez v. Collier: Does religious liberty apply in the execution cha…
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Defendant: Ahmaud Arbery 'trapped like a rat' before slaying | AP News
BRUNSWICK, Ga. (AP) — One of the three white men standing trial for the death of Ahmaud Arbery said they had the 25-year-old Black man “trapped like a rat” before he was fatally shot, a police investigator testified Wednesday.
Defendant: Ahmaud Arbery `trapped like a rat' before slaying
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:32 UTC
Surgeon General Just Issued "Heartbreaking" COVID Warning — Eat This Not That
"Misinformation literally costs people their lives, I've seen that during this pandemic up close, and it's heartbreaking," said Doctor Murthy.
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Surgeon General Just Issued "Heartbreaking" COVID Warning — Eat This …
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:36 UTC
Girl, 6, with "heavy menstrual bleeding" after COVID vaccine was actually 41
A data error saw health officials wrongly report that a prepubescent child suffered the side effect after receiving the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine.
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Girl, 6, With 'Heavy Menstrual Bleeding' After COVID Vaccine Was Actu…
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:35 UTC
In deadly pursuit, Black jogger Arbery knew he was trapped, jury hears
One of the three white men on trial for the killing of Ahmaud Arbery told police that as they chased the Black man around their southern Georgia neighborhood Arbery realized "he was not going to get away," a jury heard on Wednesday.
Neighbor tells jury he called police on Ahmaud Arbery just before sho…
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:44 UTC
The Afghan military was made up of 'ghost' soldiers who didn't actually exist, and that's why it collapsed so rapidly: ex-finance minister
The US government was warned for years about "ghost" soldiers in Afghanistan, or fake troops created by corrupt officials to draw a salary.
Afghan Military Was Made up of Fake 'Ghost' Soldiers: Ex-Finance Mini…
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The Trump tax law is poised to be a big winner of Biden's $1.75 trillion social spending bill
Centrist Democrats like Sen. Kyrsten Sinema have dashed progressives' hopes to roll back the Trump tax cuts, and rich Americans could get a new break.
Trump's Tax Law Is Poised to Be a Big Winner in Biden's Social Spendi…
archived 10 Nov 2021 21:29:52 UTC
Fact check: Incumbent Democrat won New Jersey gubernatorial race, not Republican opponent
The numbers show Murphy won a second term in office after a tight race for governor.
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Fact check: Democrat Phil Murphy won New Jersey gubernatorial race
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The CEO of my hospital went around from department to department with cameras, a list of non jabbed, and a pharmacist ready to jab asking why they weren’t jabbed and of they’d like to change their mind on camera. If he had hit up my department it would not have gone well.
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Remember, these guys are totally *not* a cult.
That's, um... a weird place to hug. They must have asked "the big man" himself for some creative input.
Totally NOT a cult!
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Who needs a justice system when we have Big Pharma CEOs to tell us who the REAL criminals are?
That's, um... a weird place to hug. They must have asked "the big man" himself for some creative input.
Totally NOT a cult!
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Who needs a justice system when we have Big Pharma CEOs to tell us who the REAL criminals are?
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How many middle managers thought that implied cartoon ass rape was a good thing to tweet and then approved this?
E: the replies would have been glorious, it’s unfortunate that was the only thing caught.
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Praise PfizerCEO and his one chosen prophet, Twitter Intern (PBUH).
A better question: How many middle managers didn't get it and, flush with promises to reach "the youth", rubber-stamped it as hard as they rubber stamped the Big Bird/Biden convo?
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Real top-notch marketing team over there.
"Pfizer: tentacle-raping your mind with DA $CIENCE™!"
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Pfiezer's the vaccine maker with the highest body count, in terms of the fact that 90% of the stories of people dying/being crippled/maimed/etc from the vaccine all being the ones who chose Pfiezer over J&J and Moderna right?
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All the last year has done is taught me that you don't help anyone else that you don't know.
And if you have to pull a trigger, fucking execute the wounded, because you aren't getting a not guilty verdict no matter what reality was.
And if you have to pull a trigger, fucking execute the wounded, because you aren't getting a not guilty verdict no matter what reality was.
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Susquehanna poll has Biden at 36%.
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Well gee, if you want to talk about the trial maybe you should post it in the trial thread
While its a fucking wild ride, it don't belong here until they bring Joe Biden up to testify about Kyles association with Corn Pop.
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Disappeared around the same time as double-masking. Remember that?
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The issue is that Pfizer is also one of the most widely used ones, so the body count is bound to be higher. According to Steven Kirsch (chart is from earlier this year I think), it should technically be safer, but I strongly suspect the real injuries and death count is higher, due to systematic under-reporting.
Anyways, in light of Rittenhouse:
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Our guy has truly won. Dunkin' for everyone! The American Dream is still alive!
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Ah yes, we call that a "fire starter." When it gets that bad many people will just turn to bartering.
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Jeez, even Dem fortification isn't enough.
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