Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Lowtax is dead. One day Moot will be dead. One day Null will be dead. One day Chris will be dead. What then, lads? What then?

Everything on the internet is a cycle. New trolls replace old trolls. Newfags replace Oldfags. Autists get replaced by even bigger autists

The thought we could have someone worse than Chris in the future should terrify all of us

 

[Blake Chortles]

Rip guy who was a lazy pile of shit but made a site I spent my formative years on.

 

[TiggerNits]

Poor bastard, all he needed was a spine, some discipline and a lower calorie vodka

 

[GuntN7]

Lowtax reminds me of Ethan Ralph, can't believe Ethan survived his car getting totaled while lowtax died. Couldn't find out who had the reddest face when angry out of the two.

 

[Well-groomed Discord User]

He never recovered from that fight.

Thank you for everything, Uwe Boll.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

RIP Lowtax you'll be collecting 10bux in heaven now

For real though what a piece of shit to do this to his daughters. Whether it was suicide or overdose he once again fucked his kids over, this time permanently

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Killing yourself when you have kids is a real dick move, richard.

 

[Mendicant]

Was he trying to kick his pill habit? Overdoses tend to happen when an addict quits, then relapse with their old dose. Because their tolerance is down this can kill them.

He found out about his new child payments today lol. He killed the fuck out of himself in the most obvious way to hurt his family.

There is a docket update on this case.

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No more scheduled court dates or other such matters are listed on the other tabs on CASE.net; all of those now appear as unavailable.

I looked up the implication of "Form 14 Filed" in that docket and it's a form used in Missouri to calculate child support obligations. So that's lovely.

he WAS a profoundly worthless human being.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He left a mixed legacy I guess.

His Legacy is quite literally “Something Awful”. Talk about fucking truth in advertising.

 

[AnOminous]

Killing yourself when you have kids is a real dick move, richard.

And yet they're probably better off without this piece of shit in their lives. Paradoxical isn't it?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low... tax (into the ground)

 

[PhoBingas]

Probably offed himself, or could've accidentally died during a really bad alcohol episode like what (probably) happened with Trevor Moore.

My money is on accidental OD. Fent is in everything from street benzos, to coke and speed. If he's taking any opioids already and gets anything laced with fent... Pretty much coin toss odds on your heart just stopping.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

For real though what a piece of shit to do this to his daughters. Whether it was suicide or overdose he once again fucked his kids over, this time permanently

Not to powerlevel but my dad was an alcoholic absentee father and I felt more relief when he died than anything else. No more what-ifs, no more guilting myself for not trying to engage with him. I hope if nothing else his kids can gain closure, and no longer have to sit around and wonder if he'll ever step up to the plate.

 

[TurdFondler]

I think most of us gave him a year after the sale of SA before he either an heroed or OD'd. He was clearly not doing well after losing the one thing that defined his adult life and paid his bills.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

And yet they're probably better off without this piece of shit in their lives. Paradoxical isn't it?

Yeah that's what I wrote somewhere else.

Considering what we know, they are probably better off in the long run, but in the moment they are not thinking 'Well he was really an irresponsible piece of shit who let his demons overpower him because he was weak and selfish, and he fucked his life up to the point where he felt he had no other choice than to kill himself, another selfish choice in a long line of selfish choices. What a piece of shit.' That's a couple of decades from now, after therapy.

Right now, they're thinking 'Daddy's dead why did he do this'.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

My money is on accidental OD. Fent is in everything from street benzos, to coke and speed. If he's taking any opioids already and gets anything laced with fent... Pretty much coin toss odds on your heart just stopping.

No he killed himself. This was his last post on his discord:

 

[MrTroll]

My personal tribute to Lowtax: spending 20 seconds looking for the KF "shrug" emoji on the occasion of his completely unremarkable passing that I will forget in 5 minutes, and only being able to find that gay one. Oh well.

 

[Colorfinger]

I hope his kids are beneficiaries for the money that came out of the sale of SA. If he didn’t already piss it all away somehow.

 

[daddydeath42069]

First Chris and now this, this really is the death of the old internet isn't it? Kinda feels like red dead redemption levels of the old west dying right in front of you.