Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Autistic Joe]

Here's the SA post:

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Here's the vid:

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Calls lowtax a genius, credits him with everything that came out of SA.

"He did bring joy into the lives of many."

Tells story of LT's daughter accidentally pissing on him once.

"Titan of the internet."

Very weird way of eulogizing someone.

Edit: Seems it might be real though, new SA owner Jeffrey gives his thoughts.

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EDIT 2: WE HAVE CONFIRMATION!!!

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RIP you 'titan of the internet'

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Daaaaaamn, that stunt with the meat sticks really DID end up doing him in.... guess I was onto something when I worried about all that sodium & fat content.

I don't even want to think about what his cholesterol & sodium levels were after eating all 26 of those little ones. He's gonna need the whole $260 to pay for the medication to fix it.

 

[Dubu Kimchi]

When can we expect any official announcements? His mother would most likely be in charge of his affairs right?

 

[Brazen Wanker]

so do i get my 10bux back?

File a claim against his estate, for the lulz

 

[Goofy Logic]

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RIP Tax.

If those were the last words anyone heard, then a suicide is likely. It wouldn't be hard to intentionally OD and off himself if he feels he has nothing else.

I pity him. You could sort of sense losing ownership of SA took a lot out of him, and he was becoming increasingly bitter.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Imagine being known as "Creator of Something Awful" but having the Something Awful thread where your death is announced full of people being thankful that you died and pissing on your grave.

What a fucking way to go, lmao.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP HE MIGHT BE A FAGGOT BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[The Omni Cuckold]

When can we expect any official announcements? His mother would most likely be in charge of his affairs right?

Looks like they contacted Frag to make the announcement.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

In a meta way the old internet is dying together with the men behind it. This site is one of the few examples of those times, the web is getting less and less free as time passes by!

And not to deviate, rest in peace lowtax!

The wild west is just becoming the New East

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

File a claim against his estate, for the lulz

your honor, without this lolcow i'm no longer receiving the content i paid for. i demand restitution.

 

[Absurdity]

Anybody know if he was lowvaxxed?

 

[Dyn]

I told you guys multiple times he was going to khs the second his money ran out and you retarded faggots just rated me optimistic because you apparently thought he was going to get a real job instead.

God I hate goons you people are the dumbest smears of pigshit on this planet.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Christ. Imagine being outlived by fucking Shmorky.

 

[White Baby]

I feel bad for his older children. Not being able to get a sense of closure on his terrible parenting is going to haunt them for the rest of their lives.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Christ. Imagine being outlived by fucking Shmorky.

Can anyone say that whatever Shmorky is doing is called living, though?

 

[the fall of man]

We all knew this was going to happen, but expected it to me more cow-like. I guess Lowtax likely just went for xanax sudoku or whatever after he lost his only means of support.

So long dude

 

[Neil]

All the troon goons that have infested SA's corpse over the years are celebrating on site and on twitter. That's... certainly one way for the former center of internet edginess to go.

 

[Aquinas]

Rest in Power, king

 

[Homer Simpson]

Is this another KF kill, or did a tranny fuck him to death?

Go out doing what you love I guess

 

[D_Tractor]

He had more of an effect on internet culture than almost any other lolcow by sheer virtue of creating SA, considering how many facets of the modern internet spun off of it. That's saying something at least.

2chan was created the same year as SA and it was much more influential. Hiroshimoot built the contemporary Internet counterculture, not Lowtax.

 

[DuckSucker]

I got $5 on him still being alive, just because goons never fucking die.

Honestly reading this Im remembering not only was SA kind of prolific, influencing a lot of shit on the internet, it brought a lot of chaos in the world. Puckin guy, BrownMoses--I think that guy was someone who died in Benghazi and I think he was an American who went to Libya or some shit during the Arab Spring to join the fight, Shmorky, Zoe Quinn, a bunch of trannies, and I think the SA thread has a bunch of SomethingSensitive ex goons with lore on a bunch of goon suicides. Hell that guy who got arrested in Seattle recently was a goon.

Everyone there was and is fucking mentally ill. I was reading that shit since I was 12 and some LivingWithStyle article, it turned me into the retard I am today.

How do you guys think he did it? I'm thinking he got drunk and high and shot himself.

I was thinking OD and even if it was planned, I dont think he had a gun and I doubt he could get one with his ongoing legal shit. So yeah probably the booze and/or pills OD combo.

All the troon goons that have infested SA's corpse over the years are celebrating on site and on twitter. That's... certainly one way for the former center of internet edginess to go.

Whoever kept him banned on twitter should come forward and claim the kill.