Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[William S. Sessions]

ive always been puzzled by the walter getup. he seems to bring it out during times of great internal struggle.

 

[Maude Snew]

Okay bear with me here but the shoving of the turgid meat into his mouth on stream seems like a dog whistle as the kids call it that he's now ready to suck cock for money.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I don't even want to think about what his cholesterol & sodium levels were after eating all 26 of those little ones. He's gonna need the whole $260 to pay for the medication to fix it.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even want to think about what his cholesterol & sodium levels were after eating all 26 of those little ones. He's gonna need the whole $260 to pay for the medication to fix it.

Those aren't even good meat sticks, they're cheap shit.

How far as he fallen, from $70 Goldbelly pies to ramming bottom shelf summer sausage down his throat like a cock for pennies to an audience of dozens.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

If he wants a career as a sideshow geek he's going to have to do better than gas station snacks.

 

[proteus4994]

Licking peanut butter off of batteries was a superior gimmick, Rich.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

EAT THE EGGS, LOWTAX

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I took a closer look at his channel, and there's actually 5 streams with meat in the title. I like how he's been doing this for weeks and his views haven't increased at all.

From the stream on Oct 22nd.

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None of the other streams have him clearly eating meat at the start, but it looks like he's been doing this all October.

actually 414 viewers in pretty high for him

maybe we can encourage this over eating and get to watch him gain a few hundred pounds. Anyone? Yeah i don't wanna donate to the man but if he is devouring entire pizza's and buckets of KFC on livesteam im down.

This photo gave me heartburn. Cheap sausage is like a congealed log of grease.

Really depends on the brand here...but alot of good cheap sausage comes from wisconsin IMO. Some of the sausage traditions of door county are are passed down hundreds of years and people will stab you for dissing...and yeah its still cheap but its more than just logs of grease. Just stay away from your corporate shit. Summer and Winter Sausage can cleanly and easily be made yourself

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

He could've taken kids out for trick or treating, or at least posted pictures of their cute/clever Halloween costumes on Facebook like you're supposed to do when you're a parent, or when you're a parent at least trying to pretend you have a meaningful relationship with your children. But no. This guy's just going to shitpost and be a d-grade circus sideshow freak with meat sticks.

 

[GoofTroop70]

He could've taken kids out for trick or treating, or at least posted pictures of their cute/clever Halloween costumes on Facebook like you're supposed to do when you're a parent, or when you're a parent at least trying to pretend you have a meaningful relationship with your children. But no. This guy's just going to shitpost and be a d-grade circus sideshow freak with meat sticks.

He would have to have custody of any of the kids to do that and it doesn't involve him showing off himself or making money from it so why would he?

 

[haunted vagina]

2021 Lowtax looks like if Artie Lange never collapsed his nose but never got sober either.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Lowtax should become a desktop andy streamer for IP2. Blade makes millions of dollars being a fat piece of shit in a garage, Richard might be able to make a little bit of money if he degrades himself a little bit more.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Richard might be able to make a little bit of money if he degrades himself a little bit more.

At this point everyone who is over 30 knows who he is and hates him. He has likely milked all he can from the internet. The political Right and troll types hate him for destroying the best place on the internet 2 decades ago and the left hate him for being a wife beating drug addict.

Its time for Rich to get a job or just kill himself. He will never matter again except in small circles who mock him.

Ill chip in if he wants to eat a bucket of KFC for my pleasure like Fatman3141's days but i wont fund his retarded addictions

 

[Likely]

before/after


bonus: lowtax clearly holding down a puke before cutting the stream https://youtu.be/Oau8Dp7mVmk?t=12076

 

[AnOminous]

bonus: lowtax clearly holding down a puke before cutting the stream https://youtu.be/Oau8Dp7mVmk?t=12076

He cut the stream to go bow down to the Porcelain God.

Seriously though this shit is getting to a real Requiem for a Dream level of grim.

 

[break these cuffs]

before/after
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bonus: lowtax clearly holding down a puke before cutting the stream https://youtu.be/Oau8Dp7mVmk?t=12076

In a shocking turn of events, the janny in Lowtax's chat is a tranny with a hammer and sickle in his name. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

In a shocking turn of events, the janny in Lowtax's chat is a tranny with a hammer and sickle in his name. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Commies love fat retards exploiting them out of money and time with thankless jobs, so this checks out.

 

[Uncle Phil]

He's just the fucking worst at being entertaining. Even willing to be a sad, self-destructive, sausage-sucking whore, he doesn't know how to make it interesting.

The only exciting content he could provide at this point would be horrible metoo stories about people he hung out with back in the day. The worst and most embarrassing adventures of Shmorky being around children, cranking it in the playground bushes, or following tweens into the mall bathroom. Or maybe a tale of Rich and Kevin Bowen picking up a 16 year old at a party and taking her to the Doom House to give her bad speedy ecstasy and shishkafuck her before cramming her into a cab at 5am, alone and tweaking for the first time.

Sell Fragmaster out for the drugging and raping of underage girls, Lowtax. He doesn't return your calls anymore, you owe him nothing.

 

[TurdFondler]

Do you have receipts for the Fragmaster thing? I've never heard of him being a pedo.

 

[Begemot]

He's just the fucking worst at being entertaining. Even willing to be a sad, self-destructive, sausage-sucking whore, he doesn't know how to make it interesting.

The only exciting content he could provide at this point would be horrible metoo stories about people he hung out with back in the day. The worst and most embarrassing adventures of Shmorky being around children, cranking it in the playground bushes, or following tweens into the mall bathroom. Or maybe a tale of Rich and Kevin Bowen picking up a 16 year old at a party and taking her to the Doom House to give her bad speedy ecstasy and shishkafuck her before cramming her into a cab at 5am, alone and tweaking for the first time.

Sell Fragmaster out for the drugging and raping of underage girls, Lowtax. He doesn't return your calls anymore, you owe him nothing.

Is this guy an introvert or an extrovert that hates his audience? He could have been like Cerium but he couldn't shut up about his antics, I guess.