Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Trombonista]

“Would have been nice to have a baby brother looking after me.” Classic Sammie….. not even a clue that as the older sibling she should look after the younger one.

Fly high Bubba!

I guess she thinks boys always look after girls, regardless of age.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I guess I run in different circles,

Lol I hope that’s a fucking understatement.

but for my friends, used baby stuff is very in.

Yeah but these are literal welfare trash queens whose baby daddies keep the price tags on their Starter caps and expensive clothes. Their god is a logo. These are the only people on earth fucking dumb enough to brag about paying full retail.

 

[PureClownery]

I’m sorry to backtrack real quick but her W H A T??

 

[Vi0l3t]

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I’m sorry to backtrack real quick but her W H A T??

It's a popular photo set up for pregnant women. Here is an example for people who have never seen it (found randomly online). I really hope she took photos of her gunt and post them, but I feel if she did they would already be online.

 

[PureClownery]

It's a popular photo set up for pregnant women. Here is an example for people who have never seen it (found randomly online). I really hope she took photos of her gunt and post them, but I feel if she did they would already be online.
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Ah, so very in line with the trend of peak narcissist female celebrities doing big “I am the goddess of nature” photo shoots to announce their pregnancies.

Absolutely correct though, as horrifying as the idea of Sammie doing that is, there’s no doubt that she would already have posted them, a thousand filters and a possible corpse in the background and all, for everyone to see.

 

[Snack Cracker]

The Sammie version of a milk bath has me howling, I’m picturing a half remodeled bathroom with a swamp monster bathtub and her grimy folds marinating in the most EBT milk she could get her hands on.

Please god let this be real even though it’s probably not.

Milk bath pictures are kind of basic at this point but still gorgeous if done well.
This would not be done well.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The Sammie version of a milk bath has me howling, I’m picturing a half remodeled bathroom with a swamp monster bathtub and her grimy folds marinating in the most EBT milk she could get her hands on.

Please god let this be real even though it’s probably not.

Milk bath pictures are kind of basic at this point but still gorgeous if done well.
This would not be done well.

The pictures definitely need the whole "environment" to look good. A clean pretty bath is a must which I doubt it. I died when I read her post imagining her huge body squished into a tub, barely any water visible as she takes the whole bathtub up. Her gunt folds being pushed up with her hands, and her swollen legs cramped in. Maybe blood gang colored fabric to cover her saggy tits and crotch?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The Sammie version of a milk bath has me howling, I’m picturing a half remodeled bathroom with a swamp monster bathtub and her grimy folds marinating in the most EBT milk she could get her hands on.

Raidin everyone's fridge for their expired buttermilk, just layin in a whole tub of lumps and curds

 

[Vi0l3t]

So Kim posted, she is pregnant again. I mean why not get pregnant while your boyfriend goes to treatment for schizophrenia? Why not get pregnant while having untreated diabetes that sends you to ICU? Living in a broke down trailer? That's okay! She used the ER the other day JUST TO CONFIRM SHES PREGNANT. The results are from the hospital.


So the first live she is in her NASTY bathroom with a pregnancy test and pee in a cup. She wants to prove to the haters shes really pregnant. I guess people have been calling her out on her bullshit and that really chapped her ass.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=629878391714952&id=100051984937558


The second video is funny as hell too. Shes outside what I guess is Walmart and she bought another pregnancy test (this was before the bathroom video). She claims she wants to prove to the haters that shes pregnant. SHE PISSES OUTSIDE IN A CUP TO DO THE TEST. You cant see anything but you hear it and she says she is. Her car is disgusting.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=647598086248348&id=100051984937558


Random comments.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I can actually believe Sammy is going to Paris.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Kimmie is as useless as Sammie but genuinely Dalton is one of my favorite side characters.
It’s strangely cathartic to watch a drug addicted unmedicated schizophrenic through a screen instead of having to interact with them IRL.

Actually pretty pissed though that Dalton is spreading his schizo genes with Kimmie’s sped genes because talk about losing the genetic lottery.
They’re going to be a potato because of Kimmie but a crazy fucking potato from Dalton.
Mission abort mission abort

 

[Vi0l3t]

Kimmie is as useless as Sammie but genuinely Dalton is one of my favorite side characters.
It’s strangely cathartic to watch a drug addicted unmedicated schizophrenic through a screen instead of having to interact with them IRL.

Actually pretty pissed though that Dalton is spreading his schizo genes with Kimmie’s sped genes because talk about losing the genetic lottery.
They’re going to be a potato because of Kimmie but a crazy fucking potato from Dalton.
Mission abort mission abort

Untreated diabetes can affect a baby too. Probably why she has miscarriages. I agree if they breed that poor kids fucked if it makes it to term.

 

[Jeep1971]

Lol I hope that’s a fucking understatement.


Yeah but these are literal welfare trash queens whose baby daddies keep the price tags on their Starter caps and expensive clothes. Their god is a logo. These are the only people on earth fucking dumb enough to brag about paying full retail.

Yeah the trend is Jordans and other overpriced shoes for infants. Babies! Who might fit the shoes for a month or two. Not too thrifty.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Yeah the trend is Jordans and other overpriced shoes for infants. Babies! Who might fit the shoes for a month or two. Not too thrifty.

A baby doesn’t need Jordans or Nike or any shit like that, especially when they’re growing every 3-6 months and no one but other welfare moms are going to buy their hype infant gear.
Small kids like cartoon characters and horrible colors most of the time, they’re not fashion mavens.
Like save the money from the “designer” stuff and buy your kids healthy food or flash cards from the fucking dollar store.

 

[Frozen Winter Shitstick]

If that bitch is using the tragedy of her brother to plant a seed for sympathy because she plans to fake a stillbirth, I'm going to flip over some cars. Fuck her.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I'm morbidly intrigued by the prospect of the milk bath photos. Mainly because I want to know what container they had to dredge up to fit both Sammie and the exceptional amount of curdled milk necessary to cover her lady bits. My guess is one of those inflatable swimming pools that people put up in their backyards during the summer.

 

[stuffandthings]

Oh. Good. Kim is pregnant again.

Now we can count down the days to a real miscarriage AND a fake one.

 

[Jeep1971]

Oh. Good. Kim is pregnant again.

Now we can count down the days to a real miscarriage AND a fake one.

I'm no snob by any means but the condition of her home is not good for her already disabled existing son, much less a new baby.
It looks like all the adults chain smoke indoors (the icky walls) and no one dusts or cleans up pet hair.
Throw in her uncontrolled diabetes and Dalton's mental deficiency and you have a recipe for a future CPS call.
I mean come on, he bounced from the mental hospital to jail. That whole family looks unhealthy. Kim's Mother looks much older than she is.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I'm no snob by any means but the condition of her home is not good for her already disabled existing son, much less a new baby.
It looks like all the adults chain smoke indoors (the icky walls) and no one dusts or cleans up pet hair.
Throw in her uncontrolled diabetes and Dalton's mental deficiency and you have a recipe for a future CPS call.
I mean come on, he bounced from the mental hospital to jail. That whole family looks unhealthy. Kim's Mother looks much older than she is.

The sad thing is as bad as it is, CPS won’t care.
This is white trash wonderland where people lock their children in closets for days so they can smoke meth/shoot up and shaken baby syndrome (or just throwing the baby at the goddamn wall syndrome) is still a problem.
The kids are living a low income and high risk lifestyle, if they’re not bleeding or have broken bones or obviously starving most likely nothing will be done.

 

[Vi0l3t]

If that bitch is using the tragedy of her brother to plant a seed for sympathy because she plans to fake a stillbirth, I'm going to flip over some cars. Fuck her.

I hope she has to get a hysterectomy then nobody will believe the bitch.

I'm morbidly intrigued by the prospect of the milk bath photos. Mainly because I want to know what container they had to dredge up to fit both Sammie and the exceptional amount of curdled milk necessary to cover her lady bits. My guess is one of those inflatable swimming pools that people put up in their backyards during the summer.

Lmfao the blow up pool. Maybe it can serve as a birthing pool for her fake stillborn saga.

I'm no snob by any means but the condition of her home is not good for her already disabled existing son, much less a new baby.
It looks like all the adults chain smoke indoors (the icky walls) and no one dusts or cleans up pet hair.
Throw in her uncontrolled diabetes and Dalton's mental deficiency and you have a recipe for a future CPS call.
I mean come on, he bounced from the mental hospital to jail. That whole family looks unhealthy. Kim's Mother looks much older than she is.

I agree. These kids are grown in a garden of toxic sludge, rare to come out normal.

Sounds like diabetes Sammie, not a baby.