DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Trying to make Phil dance for money seems like something he would do. Whether he would follow through on it? Who knows, but absolutely zero chance Phil would entertain the idea. Excuse given would be something like "I'm not like those shills that get paid to review games. You get my AHNEST opinions."
Only depends how much money he would get for it. $150 is enough to make him dress like a clown.
If Keem is serious, there's many other ways to contact Phil.
 
Guys, now that there's a new thread I have to admit something: I love Philburt.

He's so self obsessed, anyone else would have thoughts and opinions on the world that might create dissonance. They'd be affected by things outside their door. Not Phillip. He's incapable of processing anything that doesn't relate to him, so he doesn't know anything to make you feel intellectually threatened; he's in a sexless marriage with his horse wife so you don't have to feel insecure that you don't get laid; he's a hermit so you don't have to feel bad that you have no friends; he's practically geriatric at 40 so you never feel physically intimidated; no matter how much he makes he spends every cent on mobile games/takeout/gin so you don't have to feel bad that you're broke...

In a world where change only ever accelerates, Philburt's static being is like an aberration of nature, a singularity floating unnoticed by the public in a crusty office of a house in a gated community in Washington. Like Mr. Roger's neighborhood you can always return and things will be no different than when you left them, the denizens always ready to welcome you back and tell you about how there was clearly nothing they could do and it would be great if we could hit the tips goals because they have some really big bills coming up.

Philburt is my rock (albeit an extremely algea covered, gross, smelly rock with tons of trash and empty beer bottles scattered around) and I'm not ashamed to say it.
 
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Well it's not surprising he has can afford to hire people Phil. After all, he lives in your head rent free.
 
DSP was about to get a hired and i assume well payed job.... and what does he do? he plays the victim

in his reply to keemstar he says people do interviews and talk to people, well piggy he was trying to reach out to you. fucking hell. Phil fucks himself over again haha. It never changes.

If he was smart he would take that opportunity and fucking do something with it.

Instead he blocked the guy because he gave DSP some hard truths a couple weeks ago. I dont know why anyone wastes their time with phil, imagine acting like that after being offered a job that would have been good for a CV and getting yourself out of youtube eventually. DSP is nearing the end of his life as a "content creator" and that hand that was offered to him was slapped away...... unbelievable.

DSP YOU MAY BE THE DUMBEST POS IVE EVER WITNESSED. Education clearly doesnt make you smart but its DSP, he has a business degree and was valedictorian at his school. Hes a mature adult and has bills to pay dood

Sorry for the rant, i am just stunned he didnt even talk to Keem about this oppertunity. A hand reached out to him and he acts like that.

C L A S S I C - P H I L
 
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Well it's not surprising he has can afford to hire people Phil. After all, he lives in your head rent free.
Jesus, the only comeback he could even come up with was just a string of stupid semantics. Yes Dave, Keem really was just going to start paying you out of nowhere because he'd hire you without even talking to you about it.

Also it's extra stupid because the last job Dave actually even had was given to him via nepotism to begin with.

Edit: misspelling
 
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