Mike From PA / Central_Committee / Michael W Beyer / "Malding Mike" / "Alpha Mike" - Tankie grifter, Badbunny simp, obessive loser, Destiny orbiter, self described "Alpha male"

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I intended to bump this thread with all new content because Mike is my favourite type of cow.

I now intend to bump this thread because it pisses off my favourite type of cow which gives even more content.
I think I heard Mike mention Kiwifarms in that debate. He for sure knows this thread exists and prolly hurts him that he'll forever be a lolcow for entertainment purposes
 
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I think I heard Mike mention Kiwifarms in that debate. He for sure knows this thread exists and prolly hurts him that he'll forever be a lolcow for entertainment purposes
Mike is such an underrated lolcow, especially considering the Bad Bunny fiasco.
It is unfortunate that this thread is comatose while Mike is terminally online. At the beginning of this month, Destiny tried to stir a bit of drama about Mike (archive one, archive two).
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Have some tweets to feed the thread:
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He had quite a lot to say about AOC’s Met Gala dress:
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If this guy was smarter he might have understood why it took until 03' to decriminalize gay sex in Texas. I'm sure the narrative by now is "the forces of heteronormativity hunted loving gay couples through the desert," but the truth is that nobody was actually prosecuted over it for ages. The law stayed on the books because no one had standing to challenge it... The arrest, prosecution, and overturn only came about because a gay man called the police on two other gay men over a lover's quarrel.
 
If this guy was smarter he might have understood why it took until 03' to decriminalize gay sex in Texas. I'm sure the narrative by now is "the forces of heteronormativity hunted loving gay couples through the desert," but the truth is that nobody was actually prosecuted over it for ages. The law stayed on the books because no one had standing to challenge it... The arrest, prosecution, and overturn only came about because a gay man called the police on two other gay men over a lover's quarrel.
If he was smarter, he'd realize that '03 was also a 6-3 conservative court.
 
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That's Destiny without partnership and Mike with partnership though right? He claims to make more than Destiny EVER did.
Yeah it doesn't count donations, what either make from YouTube or anything else.

I was throwing Mike a bone, since he didn't get one from BadBunny.
 
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These "socialism is when no make money" tards think this line is such a win and uncounterable.

Bitch, no one's calling you a champagne socialist because you make money, you're called one because that money never goes to the causes you claim to champion. The people don't get anything, and nobody except politicians you bootlick ever see a donation from you.
When you use your income to buy bougie luxuries and spend all day on your ass while claiming you're a worker, it naturally rubs 3rd world leftists who genuinely struggle the wrong way, and it makes your political opponents point and laugh at the people who are stupid enough to support a false idol.

Internet socialists are 21st century televangelists, and just like those who donate money to the 700 club, people who donate to Mike from PA deserve to be bullied into a ditch.
 
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