Mike From PA / Central_Committee / Michael W Beyer / "Malding Mike" / "Alpha Mike" - Tankie grifter, Badbunny simp, obessive loser, Destiny orbiter, self described "Alpha male"

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Haven't seen anything about this, but her attitude does give me vibes that she'll be pro-whatever the fuck you want her to be.
She's basically an older, louder, ShoeOnHead then.
No real politics. No real conviction. Just grift.

I will say BadBunny has better taste in men than Shoe though. Lusting after Hasan > lusting after Vaush.

It was worse than you thought. She is pro-whatever gets her views, shes a woman chasing clout on streaming services after all. Its just cringe to see a mid 30s woman acting like shes 16 so boys (on the internet) will like her.

She flashed herself on cam and thats still not enough to improve her lot. Wheres King Koz when you need him, hope old mate reads this and joins the convo

 

[Houseloafer]

Month old news, but not posted on here -- Mike tried to go full cancel culture on larger leftie YouTuber Beau from the Fifth Column. The video is his most viewed video on his channel but got heavily disliked because Mike just comes off as an unlikeable piece of shit trying to purity test by bringing up YEARS old news as something brand new:

This video feels like a ISIS hostage negotiation video -- except ISIS apparently has better video editors and production.

 

[Ita Mori]

Mike has huffed his soy farts for so long, he thinks he has actual clout to try and cancel people.
At least try and make it interesting a la old-school idubbbz instead of droning on and on like a bored pastor at his 5th mass of the day.

 

[Houseloafer]

Mike has huffed his soy farts for so long, he thinks he has actual clout to try and cancel people.
At least try and make it interesting a la old-school idubbbz instead of droning on and on like a bored pastor at his 5th mass of the day.

Mike's issue is that he's Mike from PA -- so he's retarded and will say incorrect things to damage his credibility (even if he had a good argument). Anything he says will be well poisoned and brought under criticism because he is a slimy grifter.

He peaks at about <2.5 thousand viewers on Twitch streaming as the "Hasanabi Waiting Room" where his numbers drop harder than his attempts to flirt. Perhaps if he had a bit more likeability or did something besides just whine about politics-- he could beat out a couple of hot tub streamers.

 

[Internet_Loner]

Mike has huffed his soy farts for so long, he thinks he has actual clout to try and cancel people.
At least try and make it interesting a la old-school idubbbz instead of droning on and on like a bored pastor at his 5th mass of the day.

Have you seen him have a self-owning meltdown while screaming at Vaush?

 

[Reflections On The Screen]

Mike doesn't like charity streams because they're all nothing but "vehicles for self promotion" and if there's one thing ol' Mike hates is self promotion.

 

[Itterasshai]

 

[weaver24]

Hunter Avallone debating Mike from PA. Retard vs Retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzgbjWVNKvI

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Hunter Avallone debating Mike from PA. Retard vs Retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzgbjWVNKvI

I dont know who the first retard is, but this is classic Malding Mike. He hasn't changed a bit.

EDIT: The more I watch, the better it gets. Retard 1 brought receipts. He has a google doc of Mike making his points and playing it for him bit by bit. This is next level enjoyment

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I dont know who the first retard is, but this is classic Malding Mike. He hasn't changed a bit.

EDIT: The more I watch, the better it gets. Retard 1 brought receipts. He has a google doc of Mike making his points and playing it for him bit by bit. This is next level enjoyment

Retard 1 was a conservative grifter in 2014-17ish. Don't know what he's up to now

 

[Itterasshai]

Hunter Avallone debating Mike from PA. Retard vs Retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzgbjWVNKvI

Hunter has uploaded it:

 

[weaver24]

Retard 1 was a conservative grifter in 2014-17ish. Don't know what he's up to now

Funny thing is Mike was a registered Republican when he first got into politics as well. Hunter pointed that out.

 

[the clap]

Hunter has uploaded it:

Mike: We should hang out.
Hunter: No, I'm afraid you would punch my couch.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Booksmarts also covered this. He has been growing on me as an analyst recently and he is VERY charitable to Mike but the reason is in the comments: "We gotta spare that guy some charitability. I'm okay with overshooting the bar, when the bar is that low lol"

Mike from PA v Hunter Avallone & Yakuza0

Rough convo, but fun game. Sorry for the frame drops near the end, not sure what's up with Yakuza.►Notes & Links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53470448►Time...

youtu.be

Mike spends a LOT of time here on the farms, probably refreshing his thread like the Ralphamale. Can't wait until he starts reading it live on stream, only a matter of time.

 

[Monster Zero Ultra]

Hunter has uploaded it:

Man what the fuck is up with his nose, is he jewish?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Man what the fuck is up with his nose, is he jewish?

>Beyer
>Leftist
>Looks like a rat

What do you think?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hunter has uploaded it:

The thumbnail makes Mike look like he’s unhinged, while Hunter has an Elvis style haircut.

 

[Hal]

Mike losing his shit over kiwi farms out of nowhere

 

[Reflections On The Screen]

Mike talks as if all the criticisms of his are Kiwi Farms psy-ops and hoaxes. Nothing going on in this thread but people cataloging his streams and statements.

 

[the clap]

The thumbnail makes Mike look like he’s unhinged, while Hunter has an Elvis style haircut.