Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Potatis Salad]

The post above that has the Twitter cap about giving "narc supply to a thoroughly US man" got me thinking, is he Not British anymore? When your own people back home reject you is funny enough lol. But, I've had a few friends marry someone from outside of the US and have to go thru immigration, in order for them to get married, even if they were here already (on a school or whatever hb12 visa thing that the pajeets all get to do IT here.) It got me thinking, did he get his green card before marrying Mallory? Or is he just here on a work visa get that is renewed? Because it's required to go thru immigration if u want your green card when u get married.

I haven't kept up with his status as an immigrant, can someone plz enlighten me?

Mallory is Joe's third wife. His second wife was a US citizen; he obtained a green card through marriage to her. He now has a permanent green card which must be renewed every ten years. A permanent green card is NOT dependent on marriage--Joe was free to divorce the wife (or she to divorce him) as soon as he received it.

Joe is eligible to apply for US citizenship and has been for at least three years. However, he has not done so and remains a green card holder. He has also not attempted to update his green card to reflect his troonery. It still says "Joseph Lavery."

(Side note: A couple of Kiwis have claimed to have found details on Joe's previous wives, but have not posted info on them because they are innocent bystanders and no longer part of the Joe circus.)

 

[BluntyBitch]

Mallory is Joe's third wife. His second wife was a US citizen; he obtained a green card through marriage to her. He now has a permanent green card which must be renewed every ten years. A permanent green card is NOT dependent on marriage--Joe was free to divorce the wife (or she to divorce him) as soon as he received it.

Joe is eligible to apply for US citizenship and has been for at least three years. However, he has not done so and remains a green card holder. He has also not attempted to update his green card to reflect his troonery. It still says "Joseph Lavery."

(Side note: A couple of Kiwis have claimed to have found details on Joe's previous wives, but have not posted info on them because they are innocent bystanders and no longer part of the Joe circus.)

Thanks, I knew Mallory was his 3rd wife but didn't realize the others were us citizens.

I guess my dreams of a deportation saga are sadly only a fantasy!

Gawd I wish his exes would speak out.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It seems very much like what he really wants is to find a gender critical woman to seduce.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Thanks, I knew Mallory was his 3rd wife but didn't realize the others were us citizens.

I guess my dreams of a deportation saga are sadly only a fantasy!

Gawd I wish his exes would speak out.

Wife #1 was most likely British.
Wife #2 was definitely a US citizen and sponsored Joe's green card.
And Wife #3 is having a "lovely day" with Joe right now!

If only you knew how lovely things really are:

 

[messyesty]

Wife #1 was most likely British.
Wife #2 was definitely a US citizen and sponsored Joe's green card.
And Wife #3 is having a "lovely day" with Joe right now!

Yep--he attended undergrad and both of his grad programs with #1 (so presumably a college girlfriend), and she's now a fellow academic expat in the US, and married a nice normie new husband in 2014. She's a she/they on Twitter, but that's about as close to normal as you're gonna get for a millennial English professor.

They divorced during their PhD program (sometime between 2008-2011) and he quickly married #2, an American, and got his green card through her in 2012. As far as I can tell their marriage didn't last much longer than the three years necessary to convert a conditional green card to permanent. No idea who #2 is.

I wish both women long, happy, and Joe-free lives.

 

[Law]

"Girlboss to FTM deadbeat":

"My untreated mental illness ruined my career"

Yep--he attended undergrad and both of his grad programs with #1 (so presumably a college girlfriend), and she's now a fellow academic expat in the US, and married a nice normie new husband in 2014. She's a she/they on Twitter, but that's about as close to normal as you're gonna get for a millennial English professor.

I've seen some women become she/theys or they/thems after exposure to an MTF. Since they don't "feel like women" or "indentify as women" like their new autogynephile friends, they assume that they aren't women and must be genderspecials instead.

 

[Twiggez-Vous]

Wife #1 was most likely British.
Wife #2 was definitely a US citizen and sponsored Joe's green card.
And Wife #3 is having a "lovely day" with Joe right now!
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The girl looks

Wife #1 was most likely British.
Wife #2 was definitely a US citizen and sponsored Joe's green card.
And Wife #3 is having a "lovely day" with Joe right now!
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The girl looks ill and tired and bloated, and utterly dead behind the eyes. This stuff makes me so angry I can't bear to look at it for long. Should be a young woman living a great life, not this jaded, balding wreck. You should be happy in your early thirties, not a female eunuch on steroids.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Joe is going around begging people to debate him, waiting about 15 minutes, and declaring victory when they don't reply.

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Yet again, it's to prove some point about Kathleen Stock, who made a comment about wishing for public debate instead of backstabbing from colleagues.

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These are from THREE YEARS AGO. The absolute slide.

Jesse Singal would wipe the floor with Joe and Joe knows it. I have listened to a bit of Blocked and Reported; Jesse is both witty and (importantly) extremely laid back and self-deprecating: he and Katie Herzog have an on-going joke throughout the podcast where they constantly riff on what a beta soyboy Jesse is. Stuff like:

Katie: "They said you sent them dick pics? But you don't even have a penis!"
Jesse: "I know, right?"

Combine that with a thin-skinned, neurotic, tantruming little baby like Joe, and you would have a massacre. Excuse me, a genocide.

Anyway, I hadn't checked this thread in a while because honestly Joe is kind of boring and and he has not been doing much interesting lately. I am glad to know that he is now entertaining us with another desperate grab for attention.

 

[Trianon]

Anyway, I hadn't checked this thread in a while because honestly Joe is kind of boring and and he has not been doing much interesting lately. I am glad to know that he is now entertaining us with another desperate grab for attention.

The best part is that he is now like "Wow, you guys are CRAZY, lol, why are you liking posts making fun of me" because people are laughing at him in the replies. And trying to pretend like he's in on the joke and thinks it's oh so fun. Yeah, OK.

I wonder how this will go. Like if it will be combative or gently devastating like the Heterodorx podcast. He is planning on doing TWO debates with both Helen and Julie.

I also wondered what Mallory was doing through all of this, but the most interesting thing she's been up to is having scalp cysts removed.

 

[behindyourightnow]

The best part is that he is now like "Wow, you guys are CRAZY, lol, why are you liking posts making fun of me" because people are laughing at him in the replies. And trying to pretend like he's in on the joke and thinks it's oh so fun. Yeah, OK.

I wonder how this will go. Like if it will be combative or gently devastating like the Heterodorx podcast. He is planning on doing TWO debates with both Helen and Julie.

He genuinely sounds off the rails. I just went and skimmed a few threads and at least half a dozen of his own followers are gently asking him things like "what are you doing?" and "what are you get out of this?"

His constant "haha yes I might seem confused and enraged about people liking a tweet but can't you see I am actually laughing at YOU, haha, this is all very amusing to me" gives me intense second-hand embarrassment.

He is soooo mad that she is more popular than him lol

"Why are you liking her tweet? WHY IS HER TWEET POPULAR? I AM COOLER THAN HER. I AM PROFESSOR. LOOK AT MY DESIGNER KETTLE"

 

[Allo Vera]

In light of GL’s mantrum about U.K. gender critical women being too chicken to debate him, Helen Joyce is cheerfully giving Twitter daily updates about scheduling a debate that are definitely, definitely not sarcastic at all.





LOL at “I’m sure GL has better things to do than endlessly tweet about organising things”.

Today’s update:

 

[BluntyBitch]

I also wondered what Mallory was doing through all of this, but the most interesting thing she's been up to is having scalp cysts removed.

I've heard skin problems like this are from females being on Testosterone

 

[Prescription Bugs]

Because they think they are "on the right side of history", so in his mins .... facts be damn, his "trans" status should be enough to defeat any GC feminist just by calling them "TERF". He is gonna get his ass royally kicked,

I’m rubbing hands in absolute glee, but Joe will find a way not to do it because he forgot he was dumb and spends most of his middle aged years preening, with his pretend tits out.

I've heard skin problems like this are from females being on Testosterone

Absolutely true. Why would you do this to yourself? And remember any doctor who knows about these and other side effects and doesn’t mention it is a terrible human. Looking at you, doctors who want to trans kids before they even understand anything about life, health, and the body.

Dermatologic conditions in transgender populations

 

[OttoWest]

Wow. Cystic acne on her scalp.

What fun, sexy times Mal must be having! Is t-dick chaffing next?

 

[The Mad Pirate]

Wow. Cystic acne on her scalp.

What fun, sexy times Mal must be having! Is t-dick chaffing next?

By now her cliteromegalia must be worse enough for her to have daily issues.
Besides, skin issues are not the only issue that "trans men" have under the influence of testosterone.
The action of T in their vaginas is quite brutal...

Prostatic Metaplasia of the Vagina and Uterine Cervix: An Androgen-associated Glandular Lesion of Surface Squamous Epithelium - PubMed

Prostatic-type differentiation in the lower female genital tract is encountered rarely and its causes and clinical associations are not well established. Within the vagina, reports to date have invariably described ectopic prostatic-type differentiation as restricted to the lamina propria. We...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

EDIT :
Here is a copy of the full paper

Prostatic Metaplasia of the Vagina and Uterine Cervix | Anderson, William J.; Kolin, David L.; Neville, Grace; Diamond, David A.; Crum, Christopher P.; Hirsch, Michelle S.; Vargas, Sara O. | download

Prostatic Metaplasia of the Vagina and Uterine Cervix | Anderson, William J.; Kolin, David L.; Neville, Grace; Diamond, David A.; Crum, Christopher P.; Hirsch, Michelle S.; Vargas, Sara O. | download | BookSC. Download books for free. Find books

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[mrae]

Cystic scalp acne in your 30s, just like a real boy!

 

[lady stoneheart]

joe harassing women to debate him on Twitter- debate him about what, specifically? i really want to know. has he specified any concrete topic for the debate? that’s kind of an important part of debating. what a half-baked form of extreme attention seeking that is going to backfire on him spectacularly.
i feel like any educated woman (they don’t even have to be a feminist scholar) debating Joe is sort of immoral, but especially about feminism or gender identity- it would be like if i agreed to debate a developmentally disabled middle schooler about how to do your own taxes.

anyway i would be completely beside myself with glee if Joe actually agreed to debate Jesse Singal. iirc BARpod actually has an open invitation for Joe and many of the other lolcow journalists/adjacents/twitter addicts to go on the podcast and they would 100% take him up on that. these are the same people that actually raised $50,000 to donate to charity if Brianna Wu would release the (non-existent) screenshots of Singal “sexually harassing trans women in dms”. unfortunately for us Joe will never do it. society is probably better off tho as i believe the humiliation would finally tip Joe over the thin edge of his remaining sanity, resulting in either the double murder/suicide of his polycule or just him straight up going postal on the subway or something lmao. maybe this will still happen when whatever GC academic wipes the floor with him in a few months. we’ll find out soon

 

[Potatis Salad]

Trying to protect kids from predators makes you a predator. I don't think Joe even realizes the self-own here.

 

[Trianon]

Trying to protect kids from predators makes you a predator. I don't think Joe even realizes the self-own here.
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He is getting himself into a fine tangle on this thread arguing that kids can consent to unnecessary surgeries but not sex and not alcohol.

Hey Joe, if your opinion is that "the heterosexual family is ... dangerous," you are a corrupting influence on our society. Period. This is all a proxy fight over who gets to socially reproduce their values onto a generation of children, and for some reason, queer academics want the answer to be anything but "their parents." It is all the same old Marxist shit. Too useless to give yourself a generational stake in this world, you worm your way into encouraging childproletariat liberation because you hate their parentslandlords.

Engels, fucking ha!

 

[behindyourightnow]

In light of GL’s mantrum about U.K. gender critical women being too chicken to debate him, Helen Joyce is cheerfully giving Twitter daily updates about scheduling a debate that are definitely, definitely not sarcastic at all.

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LOL at “I’m sure GL has better things to do than endlessly tweet about organising things”.

Today’s update:

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AGPs are usually terrible at picking up subtle female cruelty (if they did pick it up, they would never leave their rooms because of the trauma). I wonder if it’s going over Joe’s head.



kids aren't innocent



innocence is a myth



kids' bodies should be free of their nasty parents dominating them with rules and stuff